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  • Steak Your Claim

    Read Steak Your Claim One day, the worker drone who was going over the expense reports (a chill guy, had no issues wi...

  • Na Means Na

    Read Na Means Na Customer: "Can I get some sodium-free salt?" Me: "We have low-sodium salt; it replaces a large porti...

  • Driving Up The Cost Of Driving Down Costs

    Read Driving Up The Cost Of Driving Down Costs Originally, we submitted our own mileage reports, and they always appr...

  • A New Kind Of Cold War

    Read A New Kind Of Cold War Customer: "I always wondered, where does the cold air from the AC come from?" Me: "The un...

  • Travel Makes A World Of Difference

    Read Travel Makes A World Of Difference Caller: "So, I'm looking at your worldwide travel package, and it includes Am...

  • How Casual Are The Casual Fridays In This Place?!

    Read How Casual Are The Casual Fridays In This Place?! Me: "Hey, [Boss], you said in the meeting that you were consid...

  • Key Information Missing

    Read Key Information Missing Guest: "I got locked out of my room, it's [Expensive Suite]. Can you let me in?" Me: "Su...

  • That’s Some Pawsitive Thinking

    Read That’s Some Pawsitive Thinking My grandmother is a hundred years old with dementia (thankfully the sweet and "ad...

  • Hate It When They Nail It

    Read Hate It When They Nail It I'm walking through the house, and my roommate says: Roommate: "Your fingernails are c...

  • Pest In Show

    Read Pest In Show I'm a gardener. A client took me to his lawn, pointed to a dead patch and a small hole that had bee...

  • Untitled

    Read A bit of a background: my drivers ed was hell. With the information and knowledge I have now, I’d have changed d...

  • About To Be Dis-Appointed, Part 14

    Read About To Be Dis-Appointed, Part 14 I'm transferred to another robot, who says their hours are the same. Yet no o...

  • Untitled

    Read I regularly volunteer to judge and/or ref for the various first robotics , including FLL challenge aimed at 9-14...

  • Untitled

    Read I worked at a government facility run for the government by a large company. This company was very concerned abo...

  • No Room For Maneuver

    Read No Room For Maneuver I'm working the night audit shift when a guest calls at 11:00 pm on the day of her schedule...

  • Untitled

    Read Throughout high school I learned English, to a point where I had pretty good command of it when I started attend...

  • Untitled

    Read A centerpiece of the Swedish Christmas tradition is the Christmas buffet, called “julbord”, literally “Christmas...

  • Welcome To The Most Niche Store In The World!

    Read Welcome To The Most Niche Store In The World! I work at a music instrument store that's located right next to a ...

  • Untitled

    Read At the end of the school year, my daughter’s 6th grade class took a field trip to a camp to spend the day rock c...

  • We Choose, You Lose

    Read We Choose, You Lose Now, the other brands were on sale, while the store brand wasn't. However, the other brand's...