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Read Think Of The Pastabilities I see one of the new girls eating a bowl of plain pasta on her break. Me: "Is that ju...
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Read A Return To Form Customer: "I didn't have my receipt, so they gave me a store card. I didn't want a store card. ...
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Read A Raise Of Hands Coworker: "We need to be able to promote people or give raises any day of the year, not just at...
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Read It’s Game Over Before You Even Begin Customer: "Can this play Cyberpunk 2077?" Me: "That is a game I have at hom...
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Read The Outlook Isn’t Great User: "Sorry, are you a technician or not?" This ROYALLY p***ed me off. I connect AGAIN,...
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Read Getting Your Wires Crossed Customer: "Do you sell Bluetooth cables?" Me: "Bluetooth is a wireless technology. It...
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Read Flip It Over Or Flip Out Customer: "They printed upside down!" Her one-sided copies were face down in the box. M...
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Read Drawing A Blank A coworker and I are getting set up in one of these offices. He opens his laptop, and a piece of...
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Read The Sand(wiche)s Of Time Customer: "Can I get a refund on a sandwich you guys made? It was really bad. I have th...
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Read Measuring In Anything Except Metric I overhear a young boy at the airport gate ask his dad: Boy: "Dad, how long ...
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Read Leash It To A Child In my state in Germany, you are required by law to keep your dog on a leash at all times bet...
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Read Mother Knows Best Me: "And can I confirm your date of birth and mother's maiden name?" Caller: "Why?" Me: "These...
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Read (This story makes slightly more sense in Czech, but I feel cocky). I swear I am usually not stupid, but once in ...
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Read Meow You See Them I'm a paramedic. We get a call to respond to an elderly patient falling in a country house. I ...
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Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/joe-mama/384021/) reminded me of a similar coincidence that happened in m...
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Read [My wife gets occasional migraines, and has a prescription for Nurtec to alleviate them. One afternoon as we’re ...
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Read Architecture of Avoidance Customer: "How can we route all of our API calls from an external system through a sin...
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Read I am an admitted Agent of Chaos in my family and a prankster. Not the mean, bullying, or harmful kind, but the s...
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Read I am currently in the process of making our kitchen a mini-rainforest, much to my husband’s horror. Note: This i...
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Read That Conversation Went Dark Customer: "My wife and I are planning on having a fun night!" Me: *Polite smile.* Cu...