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  • Pasta La Vista, Baby

    Read Pasta La Vista, Baby Roommate: "Why does this always happen? My pasta is mush!" Me: "Wait, you're still boiling ...

  • Trash Back Guarantee

    Read Trash Back Guarantee I'm a cart pusher at a large grocery store. I'm sweeping the sidewalk by the entrance to th...

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    Read Let’s say my MIL’s name is Jennifer Smith. My husband and I bought a house that (MIL) used to rent out but wante...

  • You Ruined His Designs

    Read You Ruined His Designs We knew [Student #2] from classes we attended together; he seemed a bit of an oddball (so...

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    Read [My paternal grandparents were Russian immigrants, and only spoke Russian when my dad was young. He didn’t learn...

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    Read Following a recent hurricane, our local area was impacted with power outages and some limited damage. Client day...

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    Read This coffee shop has seen more of my life than my own apartment. It’s small, cozy, with that dim lighting that m...

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    Read On the Saturday before this story takes place, our factory had an open house for employee’s families. In front o...

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    Read I’m visiting my parents for a few days. We’ve had our afternoon coffee and Dad turns on the tv to watch the tenn...

  • Self-Check Yourself Before You Securely Wreck Yourself

    Read Self-Check Yourself Before You Securely Wreck Yourself The swearing I could tolerate. The bad attitude I could t...

  • Express Yourself At The Express Checkout, Part 3

    Read Express Yourself At The Express Checkout, Part 3 Customer: "Can't you go any faster?!" Me: *Talking as slow as a...

  • Wait… What?!

    Read Wait… What?! Salesman: "Hi, can I speak to the head of the household?" Wife: "Oh, we don't use our head for that...

  • Attempting A Daring Rescue

    Read Attempting A Daring Rescue Customer: "How dare you! No one else gets served until I get served! If that upsets y...

  • Kid, Don’t Mess With The Muffin Man

    Read Kid, Don’t Mess With The Muffin Man I normally ask the guests which doughnuts or muffins they want so that I can...

  • Looking Bookish At A Bookstore

    Read Looking Bookish At A Bookstore Customer: "Point me toward the romance section." I have no idea where the romance...

  • Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Eventually

    Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Eventually Me: "[Son], why are there dirty dishes on the counter?" Son: "...

  • Aisle Take That Seat, Thanks

    Read Aisle Take That Seat, Thanks My mother is overweight, just enough to make your average public transportation unc...

  • Storm In A Light Bulb

    Read Storm In A Light Bulb When Kiera got to the store, somebody was outside trying to get in. Kiera tried to tell th...

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    Read This was overheard by me at a library. A tutor is helping a small child with a math lesson, using a sheet of pap...

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    Read This story reminded me of an incident from my school days. In the front hall of our private school was a large, ...