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  • Plagiarism? Citation Needed

    Read Plagiarism? Citation Needed Me: "Hi. I was wondering why I failed this assignment?" Teacher: *Flips to another p...

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    Read I went to a Mediterranean food place near where I work for lunch. I’ve been to this location many times over the...

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    Read So this story makes more sense if you know about Captain Picard and the four lights. When I was five my family m...

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    Read I work for a major chain Pharmacy as a pharmacy technician in the call center setting. ME: pharmacy technician (...

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    Read I’m the author of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bullies/3545...

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    Read Let’s just say I am not the biggest fan of my brother-in-law for how he treats his siblings. What is that saying...

  • Look Past The Lobby And Make A Novel Discovery

    Read Look Past The Lobby And Make A Novel Discovery An older couple wanders in, obviously just browsing. They look at...

  • An Open And Shut And Open And Shut And Open And Shut Case

    Read An Open And Shut And Open And Shut And Open And Shut Case When it's very slow, we let people decide where they w...

  • Gang-ondorf

    Read Gang-ondorf I saw a significantly older dude wearing a shirt with a Legend of Zelda Tri-Force symbol coloured in...

  • The Ceiling Of Their Ability Is Low

    Read The Ceiling Of Their Ability Is Low Client: "Now, onto the ceiling boards. We're using about thirteen ceiling bo...

  • Bet You Money They Have A “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign At Home

    Read Bet You Money They Have A “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign At Home Coworker: "I'm not trying to be a b****—" Me: "—Oh, s...

  • Meeting A Literal Bean Counter

    Read Meeting A Literal Bean Counter Customer: "Why is the grounded coffee the same price as the beans?" Me: "Well, th...

  • The Principle Ingredient

    Read The Principle Ingredient Me: "Hey, [New Guy], you're using olive oil in a vinaigrette instead of the canola the ...

  • Powered By Wishful Thinking

    Read Powered By Wishful Thinking Coworker: *Covering the phone's earpiece with her hand.* "She wants a speaker that d...

  • Mic Dropping The Ball

    Read Mic Dropping The Ball Sergeant Major: "Hey, didn’t you hear me earlier? We don’t need you here. You can f*** off...

  • Charge It To The Store

    Read Charge It To The Store Customer: "My car is stuck in your parking lot! It won't start!" Me: "Sorry to hear that,...

  • This Was Always Going To End Up Fruitless

    Read This Was Always Going To End Up Fruitless A teenage girl comes in and asks for a very unique drink combo. Custom...

  • Pretty Sure The ‘O’ Word Isn’t In Vogue, Either

    Read Pretty Sure The ‘O’ Word Isn’t In Vogue, Either I'm overhearing a few words here and there, but I'm focused on m...

  • That Tingling Does Not Come From A Spidey Sense

    Read That Tingling Does Not Come From A Spidey Sense Fiancé: "What the heck happened to you?!" Me: "I got bit by a sp...

  • Instead Of Asking One Hardware Question, Ask All Of Them

    Read Instead Of Asking One Hardware Question, Ask All Of Them Trainer: "You've been trained in most of the department...