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    Read This happened when we were much younger and was the greatest version of a Reverse Uno event that I ever experien...

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    Read (I need to go to the pharmacy to get my flu and covid vaccines. I am really not looking forward to the side effe...

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    Read When I was a woman in my 20s, I really seemed to emit some kind of friendly/ approachable vibe so a lot of stran...

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    Read So i work with a guy who sometimes I wonder about. Well not just me but several other co workers. He seems to ha...

  • Pizzas So Thin And Crispy They Can SNAP

    Read Pizzas So Thin And Crispy They Can SNAP Customer: "This isn’t what I ordered, not even close." Me: "We're slamme...

  • Underhanded About Underwear

    Read Underhanded About Underwear Two guys, easily mid-to-late thirties, come in and beeline straight for me. Guy #1: ...

  • Snow Way Corporate Are Gonna Learn From This

    Read Snow Way Corporate Are Gonna Learn From This Manager: "Yeah, so I can't get in for my shift. The freeway closed....

  • Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 40

    Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 40 He throws the thirty-pound bag on the counter, like he ac...

  • Yeehaw, Figaro!

    Read Yeehaw, Figaro! Every time someone complains about the station being switched to country, said manager tried to ...

  • Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3

    Read Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3 Me: "Ma'am, your total is six dollars, and you gave me ten. I'm doing simple...

  • Eau No

    Read Eau No As I'm walking towards the game store, I pass one of the little booths in the middle of the mall walkway,...

  • Will Not Fall For Such A Cookie Cutter Scam

    Read Will Not Fall For Such A Cookie Cutter Scam Manager: "That the same jerk from last week?" Me: "Yup." Manager: "O...

  • Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations

    Read Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations In our building, all of the other departments were allowed to wear...

  • Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign?

    Read Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Manager: "Why have the contractors been given three days to paint the bath...

  • Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars

    Read Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Customer: "Oh, now you’re ready for us?!" I should add that I’m extremely...

  • The Write-Up On The Wall

    Read The Write-Up On The Wall Me: "You need to fire this guy. He is ALWAYS late and is not getting the information he...

  • J Is For… Just Go to Sleep

    Read J Is For… Just Go to Sleep Husband: "Okay, the code is 'C' as in Charlie, 73, 'J' as in...wait, what's 'J' again...

  • Beer Today, Somewhere Else Tomorrow

    Read Beer Today, Somewhere Else Tomorrow She puts the stuff on the table and hands me $10. Me: "Ma'am, this isn't eno...

  • Keeping The Peace (And Quiet)

    Read Keeping The Peace (And Quiet) I was a guest on the bride's side at this wedding. For various reasons, she only h...

  • Cartastrophe Averted

    Read Cartastrophe Averted I'm holding my toddler in one arm, trying to order food from the self-service kiosk. Anothe...