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Read A Measure Of Bad Judgment Customer: "How much alcohol can I drink while pregnant?" Me: "None." Customer: "What a...
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Read Bad News, Bud Customer: "What gives?! My friend told me you had a sale on Bud and Bud Light!" Me: "We do! I can ...
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Read There’s Snow Place Like Home On Your Day Off Manager: *Calling me in a panic.* "You need to get to the store to ...
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Read Choose Your Battles To Avoid Email Fails And Taxing Faxings Customer: "How much do you charge to send faxes?" Me...
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Read Affairs Of State Manager: "Whereabouts do you live?" I tell him it's a suburb, population roughly 10,000, eleven...
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Read Nuclear Fish-ion Customer: "How long is your fish frozen for?" Me: "Usually a few days." Customer: "I'm looking ...
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Read Shelf-Serving Politicians Manager: "Why did you say that to her?" Me: "Because her children are destroying the b...
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Read A Real Power Struggle Customer: "It doesn't work like it should!" We turn it on, and it just works, but before w...
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Read Cod In The Crossfire Kevin: "Where the f****** h*** have you been? I've been waiting half an hour for you!" Me: ...
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Read Conditions May Apply, Literacy May Vary Me: "The coupon is no longer valid." Customer: "Where does it say that?"...
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Read Be Kind, Pretend To Rewind Customer: "I need to return this, but I couldn't rewind it. How much is the fee?" Me:...
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Read Call Of Duty: Call Ended Recruiter: "Have you considered the benefits of having the Army pay for college/doing y...
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Read Cut To The Chase, Please! A customer has purchased a portable adapter in the airport convenience store where I w...
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Read Purr-fect Outcome A friend of a friend couldn't take another pet, so my partner and I ended up with this absolut...
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Read Wouldn’t Have Happened Bayou Self While having a lovely stroll along a boardwalk in the swamp/bayou, I stopped t...
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Read H2-Slow, Part 36 Customer: "Wait. What are you doing?" Me: "Making your green tea." Customer: "You're just using...
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Read Good to know for the sake of the story is that I’m autistic. My coworkers know this. Also for context: the Dutch...
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Read I was reminded by https://notalwaysright.com/shock-and-jaw/399871/ of the only dentist in my town when I was you...
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Read I worked at a grocery store while I was in hi go school and over the summer while in college. I have several goo...
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Read Dairy Queen Of Denial Customer: "Um, excuse me. I want to let you guys know that I'm very allergic to milk. Very...