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Read I’m a manager at a supermarket. One of my workers has earned herself a termination with a magnificent f***-up; I...
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Read Can You Beer-lieve Where They Put It?! A tourist family wanders into the pub. It's late November, so it's very c...
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Read The Original Pyramid Scheme Customer: "I used to drink Coca-Cola, but then I found out it wasn't American." Me: ...
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Read Orchid You Not A man once came into the flower shop I was working in and asked if we had any "orkades". It took ...
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Read Air Of Mystery We're about halfway through our long-haul flight. I know this because the pilot has just come on ...
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Read Putting The $ Into $ervice A customer tosses an item onto my checkout belt. Customer: "Why is this so expensive?...
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Read One Is Out Of Office, The Other Is Out Of Mind I'm getting ready to leave on my last day before a fortnight's ho...
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Read Changing Store Layouts Is A Pet Hate Me: "Yes, they did move some departments around, I'm afraid. What are you l...
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Read No Underwear, No Understanding The process for gaining access to this industrial work site is mental. Two days o...
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Read Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 15 Our store has a basket near the exit containing small locally g...
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Read They Paint A Bad Picture Of Themselves I work in a small office, five of us and the boss. We all work from home....
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Read Filling Up Some Space With Knowledge Mom: "Do any of these books explain why the sun gets less bright at night?"...
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Read I Guess It’s Working? I work at a camping/hunting/fishing store. A customer walks in and heads directly to me, w...
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Read Help! I’m Trapped In An Office-Based Satirical Comic! Boss: "You need to organise a meeting to talk about the me...
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Read On A Sole Searching Journey Customer: "Are you sure these are size nine?" Me: "Yes, it says so on the box. Do th...
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Read Dad, Nooo My dad thought of himself as a funny guy and would sometimes try to prank cashiers to brighten their d...
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Read Plane To See I was camping near a ridge that has a beautiful, amazing starscape at night. The local city has an ...
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Read Score Points For Conciseness Customer: "Do you have all The Hobbit books?" Me: "We have The Hobbit, but it's jus...
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Read This is a story that happened to me—well, sort of. I learned about it from my friend just minutes after it unfol...
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Read I was in the gym doing my normal cardio routine. There’s one particular machine I like, near a fan that’s attach...