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  • When The Customer Has The Best Offer Of The Day

    Read When The Customer Has The Best Offer Of The Day Coworker: "Sorry, a customer came in right before you with an or...

  • Tactical Currency Deployment

    Read Tactical Currency Deployment My husband lived, off and on, in the barracks during his time in the Navy, as he wa...

  • The Price Of Being Right

    Read The Price Of Being Right Caller: "The deal is for £20 off an order over £50! I want that deal!" Me: "That deal c...

  • Ctrl-Alt-Defeat

    Read Ctrl-Alt-Defeat Clerk: "You shut down my computer?! I was working on my report." Supervisor: "I didn't shut it d...

  • Read The Room!

    Read Read The Room! Customer: "Excuse me, do you have a copier?" Me: "You mean so you can copy that one page of the b...

  • Coffee… Adjacent?

    Read Coffee… Adjacent? I work in a Starbucks. A woman walks in as I am literally pouring a coffee into a mug for my c...

  • Blue Screen Of Career

    Read Blue Screen Of Career Manager: "Apart from the role as E-marketeer, could you manage systems?" Me: "Don't expect...

  • Shell Yeah!

    Read Shell Yeah! Me: "Good evening. Do you have any questions about our menu this evening?" Customer: "Y'all got the ...

  • A Permanent Memory

    Read A Permanent Memory My mother has always hated tattoos, and when I got a couple of small ones that are easily cov...

  • The One With The Sitcom Rules

    Read The One With The Sitcom Rules New Friend: "Why do they keep inviting Ross?" Me: "What?" New Friend: "Every episo...

  • Cooler Heads Did Not Prevail

    Read Cooler Heads Did Not Prevail Our store had a policy: An extra dollar for cartons from the cool room. This led to...

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    Read My co-workers and I are just arriving and I’ve put down a plastic bag with a couple of calzones that I intend to...

  • The Birds, The Bees, And The BNC Connectors

    Read The Birds, The Bees, And The BNC Connectors While I was attending a lecture in HVAC school, the teacher said som...

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    Read I am getting ready to transfer to a college. I want to live on campus and the Christian students have their chea...

  • Wrong Answers Only

    Read Wrong Answers Only A client calls in and states they cannot use their phone for verification. No problem, I have...

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    Read I was visiting the Bronx Zoo during the summer years ago. Throughout the zoo are different mini marts where you ...

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    Read This is the story of how my mom being a mom, my youngest sister eating in the same place every day, and me doing...

  • If Push Comes To Shove… Still Not Getting It

    Read If Push Comes To Shove… Still Not Getting It Mum: "So, the scooter with the lights…" Me: "Yes, madam?" Mum: "Is ...

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    Read Back in eighth grade, I had a huge crush on a guy who went to my church and one morning, I thought it would be a...

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    Read I was at school, and somehow the topic of me being genderfluid came up. (Keep in mind that this was in science c...