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  • Plane To See

    Read Plane To See I was camping near a ridge that has a beautiful, amazing starscape at night. The local city has an ...

  • Score Points For Conciseness

    Read Score Points For Conciseness Customer: "Do you have all The Hobbit books?" Me: "We have The Hobbit, but it's jus...

  • Untitled

    Read This is a story that happened to me—well, sort of. I learned about it from my friend just minutes after it unfol...

  • Untitled

    Read I was in the gym doing my normal cardio routine. There’s one particular machine I like, near a fan that’s attach...

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    Read My younger sister has a good relationship with our father, and she basically thinks he’s the greatest thing ever...

  • Hole Lot Of Drama

    Read Hole Lot Of Drama Curtain Twitcher: "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?" Me: "I'm just putting some cables up." Cu...

  • Untitled

    Read I teach in a two story building, and a former principal was, shall we say, interesting with regard to things lik...

  • Slow Burn

    Read Slow Burn Customer: "Do you sell slow cookers, but fast?" Me: "Like a pressure cooker?" Customer: "What are thos...

  • Untitled

    Read (I am the receptionist — my official title is “Office Manager,” which is kind of them — at a dental office, wher...

  • Untitled

    Read (Bit of background: my brother, his friend, and I are planning to write a song together for someone (long story)...

  • You Can’t Sub A Sub

    Read You Can’t Sub A Sub Customer: "I want a doner kebab." Me: "We only serve sandwiches." I gestured to the toppings...

  • This Kind Of Ignorance Is A Sight To Behold

    Read This Kind Of Ignorance Is A Sight To Behold My current customer is eyeing up the accessible lane with frustratio...

  • Hearing Is Believing

    Read Hearing Is Believing I work for a Bank. We get customers to call in for updates on applications for various thin...

  • Workflow? No, Work Slow

    Read Workflow? No, Work Slow When I was a new IT manager, I was being shown around the finance department, which had ...

  • Capacity For Error

    Read Capacity For Error Overheard a coworker next to me: Coworker: "Ma'am, your hard drive needs to be plugged in via...

  • Net Results

    Read Net Results We both peek around the corner (the kitchen was an 'L' shape), and we see the new girl, looking flus...

  • The Stupidity Is Stacking

    Read The Stupidity Is Stacking Visitor: "I got this discount voucher." He shows me a 20% off the entrance price vouch...

  • That Pronunciation Is Taking A Battering

    Read That Pronunciation Is Taking A Battering The shop is run by a Hong Kong family. The ones my age and younger were...

  • Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 11

    Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 11 Customer: "Wait, did they say that right on the news?" Me: "What do you mean...

  • The Doctor Is Out

    Read The Doctor Is Out I live in Colombia, and our country recently reduced the weekly work hours from forty-eight to...