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Read My toddlersaurus from https://notalwaysright.com/circles-and-dinosaurs-and-ghosts-oh-my/392016/ is apparently in...
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Read Left For Dead End I used to work in a store that is admittedly large (about eight aisles). During my last week b...
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Read This happened around 1999. We, a family of Europeans on a tourist trip, we’re flying back from Cuba. So from Hav...
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Read Back in March of 2022, just two weeks after a fight with appendicitis, a close friend died by suicide. As you mi...
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Read A Bank Is A Bank Is A Bank, Right? I was a teller in a bank. A woman came in and handed me a deposit. I searched...
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Read Pearly Whites = Golden Opportunity Customer: "Do you take gold teeth and fillings?" Me: "Yes, we do." Customer: ...
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Read Silence Is The Preferential Treatment We’re Looking For She drops the bag onto the counter and hands me the fold...
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Read Injustice From On High Me: "So, basically, the Joker manages to brainwash Superman..." Suddenly, she barges over...
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Read Will Not A-Peel To Reason My coworker is one of those people who goes around the store completing online shoppin...
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Read Email Fail: NBA Edition Somehow, I got on the email list for a player in the NBA (National Basketball Associatio...
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Read If The Court Pleases Captain: "You and your squad will do exactly as I say, or every single one of you will be w...
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Read Fax Me Up, Scotty, Part 2 Back in the day, when fax machines were all the rage, a woman came in asking us to fax...
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Read PDF: Pretty Darn Futile, Part 4 Coworker: "Oh, give me a second, and I'll print it for you." Me: "No, don't. I n...
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Read That’s Some Hardwood Customer: "It doesn't fit in my car!" Me: "We recommend you measure the furniture first bef...
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Read Scratch That, Report Everything The next night, when I came in, I had an email from Dave with a very angry tone,...
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Read Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 7 Me: "Sorry, this lane is closed. You can—" Customer: "—I'm here now ...
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Read Charged An Inflation Of The Ego A woman is buying a few items ahead of me in line. The young guy serving her say...
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Read No One’s Rage Quitting Just Yet I had a boss with a flashfire temper; he'd blow up over something, and then he w...
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Read Silent Night, Crispy And Light Me: "I know we're advertising the spicy tenders right now, but we still sell the ...
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Read The Scoop Comes Full Circle I think I got this from a TV show, but I told my girls that the ice cream truck only...