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Read Back in eighth grade, I had a huge crush on a guy who went to my church and one morning, I thought it would be a...
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Read I was at school, and somehow the topic of me being genderfluid came up. (Keep in mind that this was in science c...
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Read Optical Delusion Customer: "I'll have the green one, please!" Me: "There are two shades of green packs." I show ...
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Read Give Us This Day Our Daily Stuffed Crust I work at a pizza restaurant. We have table dining as well as take-out ...
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Read The Long Buff Arm Of The Law I worked at a 24-hour gym. A lady came in at 1 AM. As she's checking in, she asks m...
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Read Box Them Into A Corner When we arrived, the receptionist told us that the person who was supposed to give us our...
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Read A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget The guy starts ordering a steak burrito and then continues to add every possibl...
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Read Unlimited Minutes Gets Unlimited Bureaucracy Me: "Can we use a foreign passport because my dad doesn't have any ...
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Read The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way Caller: "Hello, yes, I wanted to book a stay at a ...
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Read Thank You For Flying Starfleet Airlines Coworker: "I'd love to go to Japan, but Asia is soooo far away that I'd ...
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Read Black Forest Gateau Has Entered The Chat Customer: *Looking at the dessert menu.* "Is the New York cheesecake ma...
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Read The Loan Ranger But this new company wants to charge me a $14.95 "convenience" fee to take a payment online. Thi...
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Read A Light Trim I work at the woodcutting counter. Customers bring me lengths of lumber that we sell to cut down to...
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Read Do They Think The Insides Of A PC Are Non-Euclidean Space? Me: "What happened here?!" Customer: "I was installin...
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Read Operation: Guilt Trip He gets an iPad from his bag and starts typing, talking about all the ways his team has he...
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Read Sweetness To The Ninety-Ninth Power I used to work at a Tim Hortons. Customer: "Get me a Gretzky." Me: "Sorry… a...
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Read Telling Grandma Straight… Kinda Mom: "I just don't think children should be around a gay man." Me: "He's their u...
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Read How Many Wives Does This Guy Have? I was sitting in my van in the parking lot of my son's school. Suddenly, the ...
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Read A Lick Of Common Sense A grandma and her granddaughters come up to my register. After giving the two girls some ...
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Read I am working the box office during matinee hours. A disheveled-looking old man comes up to the counter. Customer...