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  • When They Literally Think They’re The Center Of The Universe

    Read When They Literally Think They’re The Center Of The Universe Customer: "No! I need books ABOUT geocentricity." M...

  • Wheelie Tyred Of This

    Read Wheelie Tyred Of This Me: "When would you like to collect it tomorrow?" Customer: "What are your opening hours?"...

  • Drag And Drop The Mic

    Read Drag And Drop The Mic Boss: "How do I make it so that a file I use all the time is on my desktop?" Me: "Just dra...

  • Looks Like They’re One Of Today’s 10,000!

    Read Looks Like They’re One Of Today’s 10,000! Customer: "I came this morning, and you were closed!" Me: "Well, yes, ...

  • Purposeful Advice

    Read Purposeful Advice Mom: "Obviously this isn't my business, but I'm just going to mention it; whatever you do for ...

  • Ah… THAT Old Classic!

    Read Ah… THAT Old Classic! Friend: "I doubt you'd find it interesting." Me: "You always say that. What are you embarr...

  • That’s Just Wong

    Read That’s Just Wong A customer is buying some alcohol, and I've asked for ID because they look borderline twenty-on...

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    Read I grew up in the northeast USA, and moved to the south a couple years ago. I’m currently set to move out west. T...

  • When Babies Try To Restore To Factory Settings

    Read When Babies Try To Restore To Factory Settings When I was a few months old, I briefly stopped breathing while ta...

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    Read Grab a snack and get comfortable, this is a long one. There was a long stretch of time in our lives where my old...

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    Read I’m Hispanic in texas, the college is hosting a local research conference, I go to stop by one of the posters. I...

  • When They’ve Learned A New Buzzword

    Read When They’ve Learned A New Buzzword She then IMMEDIATELY starts yelling at me. Customer: "That’s a HIPAA violati...

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    Read I was in line to purchase a gift card for my best friend’s Bday. Me: Hi I just want to purchase a gift card. Cas...

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    Read (This story happened almost 15 years ago when I was in our German equivalent of highschool. Due to my dad’s work...

  • No Sign Of An Apology

    Read No Sign Of An Apology Customer: "Maybe you need to borrow my glasses, because you missed a 'T' there." Coworker:...

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    Read During my study abroad in Rome, a group of my classmates and I were walking back to our residence after a long d...

  • Multiple Pane Points

    Read Multiple Pane Points Client: "Your windows are crap! Those aren't the ones we paid for! We paid for glasses of S...

  • Thigh Know What I’m Doing

    Read Thigh Know What I’m Doing Customer: "I want the eight-piece chicken." "Easy enough," I thought as I went for the...

  • Manifesting Inventory

    Read Manifesting Inventory Customer: "Hey, I'm looking for [item]." Me: "Ah, sorry. We don't stock that." Customer: "...

  • Don’t Put Melons On Apples

    Read Don’t Put Melons On Apples Manager: "Can you set up a new MacBook to be sent to the executive floor, for—" Me: "...