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Read You Can Lead A Man To Seahorses… Friend: "Don't get me wrong, I think it's wholesome as f***, but why did a bunc...
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Read Automatic Response Customer: "What transmission fluid do you recommend for my Honda?" Me: "That depends on the m...
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Read About 10 years ago when I was *mumble* years old, I spent about a month working as a temp in a call centre for a...
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Read A Testing Time For Testing Times Medical Assistant: "Sorry, we cannot deal with your case unless you have a vali...
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Read Most people don’t know, but Thanksgiving Eve is the Black Friday of liquor stores. I’ve experienced this first h...
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Read (This happens the day my now husband and I were attending his friend’s wedding. We had stayed at my parents’ hou...
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Read Tag, You’re It Saleswoman: "You have to remove the tags yourself. It's written right there. Do you see—" Custome...
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Read This happened many years ago but still makes me smile. I and my brother were invited to Thanksgiving dinner. It ...
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Read I work for a nonprofit organization known for its cookies. The council I work for has multiple offices and the o...
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Read Let’s Avoid Death With Taxes Today, Shall We? I had a client bleed all over the floor today. He was an older gen...
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Read A bit of a back story on this one. I have never had a mammogram, and I had not talked to my GP about one. Scamme...
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Read Seven Days A Weak-Minded Customer: "What time do you close today?" Me: "We're open 24/7." Customer: "Oh great! A...
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Read Donut Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out Customer: "So, you're not gonna sell those last few donuts." Me: "We c...
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Read Rain On Their Parade Me: "Sorry, sir, the ride is closed due to weather. It’ll reopen once the storm passes." Gu...
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Read Crafty Ways To Look After Kids As a kid in the late 80s and early 90s, I went shopping with my mom at a craft su...
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Read Due Tell… Caller: "Why do I have a past-due fee on my bill?" Me: "Because you're past due on your payment." Read...
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Read Not To Be Taken… Seriously? Customer: "Excuse me, am I allowed to buy this weed killer?" Me: "Yeah, of course. J...
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Read Room With A Crew Me: "I'm sorry, but this is too many people for a single room. I'll have to move you into a lar...
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Read Cuss And Effect Husband: "Bye, [Son]! Love you! Have a good day!" Son: "Bye, fat-a**!" My husband looks shocked;...
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Read Sip And Run Another friend of mine, who wasn’t known by the group I was spending the day with, was also at the p...