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Read When You Uno Reverse The Customer Threat Caller: "My pizza is late!" Me: "Sorry, sir, we're very busy tonight du...
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Read Tea-Total Opposites Customer: "What's this? You'd think my tea would be here already! I deliberately went to the...
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Read Laying It All Out On The Broken Table Me: "Hey, I’ve got a return that’s five months old—" Supervisor: "—you kno...
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Read Way Off Target Me: "Ma'am, you're trying to return clothes you purchased at Target." Customer: "So?" Me: "This i...
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Read Don’t Stick Your Neck Out For Those Who Are Not Nice Coworker #1: "I keep seeing customers wearing sleeveless tu...
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Read Won’t Lego Of Being A Cheapskate Cashier: *Calmly and professionally.* "Ma'am, I can't add any more discounts." ...
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Read The Dust Always Settles This meant Lisa had been lying to me for almost three years. For three years, I had been...
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Read Cutting Through The Noise Customer: "You're too loud for a woman!" Me: "Sir, I am talking to you at a very busy ...
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Read Clause And Effect A new a**hole boss gets hired and proceeds to get rid of people he doesn’t like and hires his ...
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Read Very Alumi-dum Customer: "Will these fridge magnets work?" Me: "If your fridge door is made with a coated sheet ...
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Read What Mom Delivered Was Immediate One evening I took a call from two teens who ordered a pizza, and didn't actual...
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Read Very Bad Reception, Part 25 I recently had lunch with a few people from the company, including our HR guy. He me...
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Read I Know It (M)All Customer: "When does [other store in the mall] close?" Me: "Well, the mall closes at—" Customer...
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Read Disabling Some Truly Bad Parenting Kid #1: "Mom, why does that man only have one foot?" Mom #1: "I don't know. W...
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Read No Power Trips During Power Outage Our store loses power, so I'm kindly asking the customers to leave and come b...
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Read (I’m an amateur sewist, and my husband is a software engineer who occasionally likes to mess with people.) Husba...
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Read Caught With Your Pants Gone Student: "Mr. [My Name], I've never seen you wear pants before!" Read Caught With Yo...
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Read Interrupting My Dose Me: "Hey, yeah, I'm on ninety-one-day birth control for medical reasons, and my prescriptio...
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Read A funny little conversation I had with a friend when I habitually opened a private window on my laptop to search...
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Read I get a phone call in the middle of the work day. It’s my insurance agent. Agent: I noticed it’s your wife’s bir...