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  • Explaining It In Black And White, And Red And Blue

    Read Explaining It In Black And White, And Red And Blue Customer: "Do not lie to me!" Me: "I'm not lying, I don't wor...

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    Read While searching for a new apartment, my one non-negotiable requirement was that I wanted to be able to have a ca...

  • Whole-y Agree

    Read Whole-y Agree Barista: "Of course, skim okay?" My brain screeches to a halt. Me: "No, um, actually, can I have n...

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    Read I’m not going to pretend it isn’t an issue because he’s not aggressive, my dog is reactive. Specifically he’s th...

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    Read I’m the same person from this story https://notalwaysright.com/our-condolences-for-the-loss-of-some-really-hip-j...

  • And Then They Refused Her Service… Right?

    Read And Then They Refused Her Service… Right? A really old lady comes up to me in the produce section and asks me ca...

  • No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 31

    Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 31 Customer: "My order isn’t shipping! It says, 'processing Monday AM'!" Me: "R...

  • Mass-ive Amounts Of Fragility

    Read Mass-ive Amounts Of Fragility Me: "It looks like it's 126cm in width, which would make it—" I'm about to do the ...

  • The Wrong Cheeks

    Read The Wrong Cheeks I'd recently learnt the word for shave in my language lessons, so I wanted to impress her by sa...

  • Double Take When Ordering A Double Espresso

    Read Double Take When Ordering A Double Espresso I work in a coffee chain with my twin sister. We're identical, so th...

  • Not That Kind Of Bar

    Read Not That Kind Of Bar I was working as a pizza delivery driver a few years back, and my friend and I had a really...

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    Read (A colleague just showed me a funny video which is a parody of Adele’s “Hello” in which several telecallers offe...

  • I’m Gonna Offer You An Olive Branch And Just Make It

    Read I’m Gonna Offer You An Olive Branch And Just Make It Customer: "Could I get, like, a Gibson?" Me: "Sure thing." ...

  • Generating Meaningless Complaints

    Read Generating Meaningless Complaints Me: "Thank you for calling—" Customer: "—Shut up and get me a supervisor." Me:...

  • We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 16

    Read We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 16 Less than five minutes later, my manager is speaking to m...

  • Signed In Blood

    Read Signed In Blood My coworker bumps the first box. It tips, and I jump back. It misses my left leg and slams into ...

  • When The Customer Doesn’t Clock On When You’ve Clocked Out

    Read When The Customer Doesn’t Clock On When You’ve Clocked Out Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm clocking out now, but my m...

  • Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 26

    Read Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 26 My sister is a twig. Whenever she eats a lot, her stomach balloons up and look...

  • Laptop Flop, Part 45

    Read Laptop Flop, Part 45 Me: "You don’t want the box or the sleeve? It’s useful for transport." Customer: "Nah, it’s...

  • No Longer My Peanuts, My Circus, Or My Monkeys

    Read No Longer My Peanuts, My Circus, Or My Monkeys Ex-Coworker: "I remember when you put in your two weeks, and you ...