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  • Scrubbed Of Credibility

    Read Scrubbed Of Credibility When it was finally my turn, the man behind the counter looked me up and down very slowl...

  • Untitled

    Read We are currently closing down and so everything is 50% off and this is the average conversation Customer: is eve...

  • Untitled

    Read (I go to pick up an order and the worker, an old man, ignores me and plays on his phone. Not wanting to interrup...

  • Best Buystander

    Read Best Buystander Manager: "Thank you. You didn't need to help, but I appreciate you being nice to her." I picked ...

  • Untitled

    Read (I have a fairly common first name. Let’s say it’s Sara.) (A coworker I’m friends with came up to me one day whi...

  • Scan You Hear Me Now?

    Read Scan You Hear Me Now? The doors open, the first people approach the terminal, and I can already see they have go...

  • Untitled

    Read I went to a small bagel shop on a Sunday morning. It was very crowded so I ordered to go and was asked to wait o...

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    Read This happened to my mother, who is a real estate agent in a smallish village, which means there are a lot of cot...

  • McSatiated

    Read McSatiated Customer: "I want… two twenty-nugget meals! That’s… that's… forry! I want forry nuggets! And nine sau...

  • Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Fraud

    Read Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Fraud Customer: "This TV sucks. I need my money back." Me: "Do you have your recei...

  • Going Bananas About Ananas

    Read Going Bananas About Ananas Customer: "Can I speak to a manager?" Me: "You are speaking to the highest-ranking ma...

  • Interest-ing Theory

    Read Interest-ing Theory A janitor needed to replace duct filters in the section where I was working. Having no secur...

  • Bridge Over Troubled Selfies

    Read Bridge Over Troubled Selfies Customer: "Excuse me, but we just passed [Famous Bridge]." Me: "That's right." Cust...

  • Read The Room… From Cover To Cover

    Read Read The Room… From Cover To Cover My call centre deals with magazine subscriptions. We're supposed to try to pr...

  • The Social Meat-ia Challenge

    Read The Social Meat-ia Challenge I was working in a fast-food chain during a brief but annoying social media trend w...

  • Should Be Mandarin Your Own Business

    Read Should Be Mandarin Your Own Business Old Lady: *In Mandarin.* "What does the [Black Man] want?" The word she use...

  • Keeping It Reel

    Read Keeping It Reel Our gym has a dedicated 'content area' with lighting, mirrors, and space for tripods. Most peopl...

  • Hue Knew?

    Read Hue Knew? He was an older guy, initially pleasant enough, but he quickly began to grate on the rest of the shop ...

  • The Ten-Top Tamer

    Read The Ten-Top Tamer Woman: "Just keep putting the dishes in the middle of the table and let me distribute." Me: "O...

  • Caught Red-M&M-Handed

    Read Caught Red-M&M-Handed I see a guy and his son, reaching into the M&Ms with their hands, picking some out and plo...