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Read Explaining It In Black And White, And Red And Blue Customer: "Do not lie to me!" Me: "I'm not lying, I don't wor...
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Read While searching for a new apartment, my one non-negotiable requirement was that I wanted to be able to have a ca...
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Read Whole-y Agree Barista: "Of course, skim okay?" My brain screeches to a halt. Me: "No, um, actually, can I have n...
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Read I’m not going to pretend it isn’t an issue because he’s not aggressive, my dog is reactive. Specifically he’s th...
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Read I’m the same person from this story https://notalwaysright.com/our-condolences-for-the-loss-of-some-really-hip-j...
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Read And Then They Refused Her Service… Right? A really old lady comes up to me in the produce section and asks me ca...
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Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 31 Customer: "My order isn’t shipping! It says, 'processing Monday AM'!" Me: "R...
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Read Mass-ive Amounts Of Fragility Me: "It looks like it's 126cm in width, which would make it—" I'm about to do the ...
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Read The Wrong Cheeks I'd recently learnt the word for shave in my language lessons, so I wanted to impress her by sa...
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Read Double Take When Ordering A Double Espresso I work in a coffee chain with my twin sister. We're identical, so th...
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Read Not That Kind Of Bar I was working as a pizza delivery driver a few years back, and my friend and I had a really...
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Read (A colleague just showed me a funny video which is a parody of Adele’s “Hello” in which several telecallers offe...
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Read I’m Gonna Offer You An Olive Branch And Just Make It Customer: "Could I get, like, a Gibson?" Me: "Sure thing." ...
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Read Generating Meaningless Complaints Me: "Thank you for calling—" Customer: "—Shut up and get me a supervisor." Me:...
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Read We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 16 Less than five minutes later, my manager is speaking to m...
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Read Signed In Blood My coworker bumps the first box. It tips, and I jump back. It misses my left leg and slams into ...
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Read When The Customer Doesn’t Clock On When You’ve Clocked Out Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm clocking out now, but my m...
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Read Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 26 My sister is a twig. Whenever she eats a lot, her stomach balloons up and look...
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Read Laptop Flop, Part 45 Me: "You don’t want the box or the sleeve? It’s useful for transport." Customer: "Nah, it’s...
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Read No Longer My Peanuts, My Circus, Or My Monkeys Ex-Coworker: "I remember when you put in your two weeks, and you ...