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  • Regular, Premium, Or Atmosphere?

    Read Regular, Premium, Or Atmosphere? A guy pulls up in a truck, walks into the place, and says to me: Customer: "I d...

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    Read https://notalwaysright.com/security-questions-are-elementary/351657/ reminded me of an encounter with online ban...

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    Read (My daughter has had the same best friend since preschool, since the day she came home and said “Mammy, today I ...

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    Read I was a librarian fat a college on the east coast. Then I moved to the west. A year later I realized I needed in...

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    Read WARNING: This event involves self-harm My manager is a grade A a**hole with zero compassion for anything outside...

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    Read My line manager was having a telephone conversation. She was halfway through a sentence and was obviously interr...

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    Read This happened about 30 years ago. I was a young boy with undiagnosed autism, who had never been particularly gre...

  • In Crust We Trust

    Read In Crust We Trust Customer: "Can we refund our pizza, or exchange it?" Me: "What was wrong with it?" Customer: "...

  • GMO? In This Economy?

    Read GMO? In This Economy? Customer: *Picks up a hat.* "I do hope this fabric is fully organic and GMO-free." My Mum:...

  • Passed From Memory

    Read Passed From Memory Me: "So, I am just back from vacation, I am entering the random code, and it keeps failing." ...

  • A Phine Line Between Photo And Pharmacy

    Read A Phine Line Between Photo And Pharmacy Me: "You'll need to take this to the pharmacy." Customer: "This is the p...

  • The Cluck Stops Here

    Read The Cluck Stops Here Customer: "Y'all sell chicken?" Me: "Sir, the place is called Cluckers." Customer: "So?" Re...

  • On The Rocks And In The Drink

    Read On The Rocks And In The Drink Customer: "We didn't pay all this money not to get our drinks!" Me: "Cool. I'll te...

  • Gender Reveal Steal

    Read Gender Reveal Steal Sister-In-Law: "Would you be willing to move your son's birthday party to another day so I c...

  • The Card That Can Never Be Declined

    Read The Card That Can Never Be Declined My mom's 50th high school reunion is coming up soon. She also recently got d...

  • An A Salt On Science

    Read An A Salt On Science Customer: "How many of these brands are organic?" Me: "All of them." Customer: "No, they're...

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    Read *I was at work when this woman comes up looking frazzled. Security and other workers had been following her beca...

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    Read I work at a law office that specializes in bankruptcy. When you file bankruptcy, you need to have an accurate li...

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    Read My uncle does woodworking as a hobby. When my cousin was little, our uncle (not the cousin’s father) decided tha...

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    Read My grandma had a pretty bad stroke. We weren’t sure she was going to make it so most of the family came to see h...