Entries
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Read Wants Black And White But Seeing Red Guest: "Excuse me, which way back to the pandas?" Me: "Yeah, no problem, ou...
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Read The company where I work has just moved to a new location. There is no wired Internet connection yet, so we’re m...
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Read Pre-Hysteric I'm giving a tour of the dinosaur exhibit at the Natural History Museum. It's the summer break, so ...
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Read You Herd Wrong Customer: "Do you have any eggs from the brown hens?" Me: "Brown eggs, yes?" Customer: "Yes!" Rea...
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Read Their Performance Is Outstanding Caller: "Why are you charging me interest?" Me: "You still owe a balance on you...
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Read Over-Time Is Under-Achieving I work in an office from 8:30 AM to about 5:30 PM. I've finished off a task and am ...
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Read That’s One Way To Milk The System Customer: "I want a refund on this." Me: "What's the reason?" Customer: "It's ...
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Read The LAN Before Time User: "I can't connect to the Wifi!" Me: "Wow, you're working late. What building are you in...
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Read Well THAT Ended Fast! I’m currently using the phone, talking to my mum, when a Scammer calls me on my other phon...
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Read The Lights Are On, But Nobody’s Home Me: "Are the lights flashing on the modem?" Caller: "How do I check that?" ...
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Read The Weight Of Words I worked in printing, and paper is weighed by GSM. The higher the number, the thicker the pa...
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Read We Will, We Will, Mock You! I used to work in a music store. A customer hands over a classic rock compilation CD...
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Read Linguistics Meets Semantics At a previous job, I was disciplined for telling a supervisor who only ever addresse...
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Read Doesn’t Like The Gender Fluid Boss: "I'm sure my employee can help you with that. I really have no idea what kin...
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Read When The Coupons Need To Be Carbon Dated Me: "Sir, I found your code in my old operating system, and it says it ...
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Read Oh My Sweet Summer Election Me: "You need to have enough people available to post someone outside in the lobby t...
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Read External Affairs She takes the computer home. I get a call an hour later; her computer is plugged back in but st...
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Read Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls II Grandma: "It's easy to be cute when I'm carrying the whole team, which is...
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Read The Bear Truth Tourist: "Excuse me, are you two locals?" Me: *Shares a confused look with friend.* "Uh, yes?" To...
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Read Neat Story The dude looks like your stereotypical jock: broad shoulders, muscles for days, a tank top so tight I...