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Read I’m in the frozen aisle, looking at ice cream. Primarily looking at prices, of course, but also the ingredients....
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Read This interaction happened recently over our internal text app. Coworker 1: *posts picture of big spider she foun...
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Read And The Pest Picture Goes To… Customer: "I was just wondering… does this pesticide work?" Me: "Did you read the ...
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Read I Have A Number Of Questions… Me: "Hi, this is [Fast Food] place. How can I help you?" Caller: "What's y'all's n...
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Read Spore Choice Of Words I'm on a foraging tour in a large wild forest in Oregon. We're learning about the types of...
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Read Raising The Roof On Life Expectancy Customer: "What's the warranty on those?" Me: "If you go through one of our ...
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Read First Edition Falafels I'm a first-year apprentice working in a training kitchen linked to a restaurant. Our che...
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Read Shrimply Irresistible Guest: "Could you find my daughter? I think I'm having an allergic reaction." Me: "Oh, no....
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Read It’s Not ‘Rocket’ Science My company decides to have their Christmas party at this restaurant. I again order the...
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Read Nuts And Dolts Guy: "I just want the bolt for the '72 Chevy pickup." Me: "There is no single bolt—" Guy: "Just l...
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Read Plugging The Hole In The Legal Budget Apparently, whenever Phil had a "computer problem," he refused to do any w...
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Read When The Kitchen Staff Are Winging It Me: "That's your steak, ma'am." Customer: "I asked for it butterflied!" Me...
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Read Not Quite The Cream Of The Crop, Part 9 Customer: "What’s your soup tonight?" Me: "Cream of Mushroom." Customer:...
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Read The Daily Grind Can Wait My roommate has hypersomnia (excessive sleeping) and works nights. The day I moved in, ...
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Read Checkout The Employee Of The Month Customer: "Are you [Guy Coworker who's employee of the month]?" Me: *A female...
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Read Whale, Technically… Our family (parents, two siblings, and I) is on a long road trip. This is before iPads or mo...
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Read Second To None Recently, I’ve come up with a creative solution. I’ve told my sons that second place is the winne...
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Read Lettuce Call It A Salad Customer: "Could you make me a fat-free pepperoni pizza?" Me: "I can try, but I can't gu...
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Read A few months ago, my mother asked me what I wanted to order from [Fast food place]. I was half-asleep at the tim...
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Read Breathe Easy, Dad! I was on a baby first aid course, and we were being told how to do CPR on a baby. A soon-to-b...