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    Read (The workers make heavy use of multinorm clothing. It is literally a life-saver as it does not catch fire, but i...

  • This Bank And Forth Isn’t Working

    Read This Bank And Forth Isn’t Working Me: "Ma'am, I'm going to need you to start over and slow down so I can input t...

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    Read I’m visiting a friend and her nine-year-old son, who is very attached to his Pokemon Mew plushie. At one point h...

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    Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/the-boss-can-only-provide-cold-comfort/397345/ reminded me of my experienc...

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    Read I work in tech support for an online textbook seller. I’m working on a ticket where a student is reporting an er...

  • Home Tweet Home

    Read Home Tweet Home Customer: "Our pet bird got out and flew away. Do you think it'll come back?" Read Home Tweet Home

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    Read (Keep in mind I am about 12 in this scenario, so about 3 years ago.) Me, a 12 year old, bi-racial Black and whit...

  • There Will Be No Sweet Surrender

    Read There Will Be No Sweet Surrender Customer: "Is there any sugar in the fruit?" Me: "Do you mean added sugar?" Cus...

  • Hawaiian Five-X

    Read Hawaiian Five-X Caller: "I want a Hawaiian pizza with extra pineapples." Me: "Okay, I can do double pineapple fo...

  • Getting A Super Bowl Of Vegetables

    Read Getting A Super Bowl Of Vegetables I work at a pizza place. On Super Bowl Sunday, a woman calls and orders aroun...

  • Snapping Them Out Of It

    Read Snapping Them Out Of It Unfortunately, on top of difficulties with the language, I have to assume that he also h...

  • How Do I Put This Deli-cately

    Read How Do I Put This Deli-cately I used to work at a grocery store. A customer is trying to buy a bagged prepared h...

  • Today Is When I Find Out Rage Rooms Are A Thing

    Read Today Is When I Find Out Rage Rooms Are A Thing My female coworker is going through a divorce. [Male Coworker] h...

  • My Criminal Origin Story:

    Read My Criminal Origin Story: Me: "Okay, you'll need to enter your email address and password here." Customer: "You ...

  • Life In The Lower 48

    Read Life In The Lower 48 This was a while ago, so I can't remember the exact wording, but an article was published i...

  • Loch Ness And Less

    Read Loch Ness And Less Customer: "Do we just keep driving down this road to get to the Black Lake?" Me: "Lock Shiel,...

  • Booting The Rebooter

    Read Booting The Rebooter I got a call from a lady who was a longtime employee located on the same site, just in a di...

  • Zero Percent Chance Of That Working

    Read Zero Percent Chance Of That Working Teenager #2: "It's asking for age approval, but this is alcohol-free." Me: "...

  • Not So Closed Minded, Part 56

    Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 56 Customer: "Uh, yeah. Can we get some drinks? Are you open?" I make a very pointed,...

  • Task And You Shall Not Receive

    Read Task And You Shall Not Receive Me: "When it comes to work, [Coworker] doesn't count as a person. He's lazy as f*...