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Read The Chickens And The Bees Me: "Uh, [Manager], did you type up this invoice for the chicken company?" Manager: "Y...
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Read Bibbidi Bobbidi Nope! Mother: "This is my son's favorite character of all time." Me: "Awesome! I'm glad you were...
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Read Not Pudding Up With This The bill arrives, and we have been charged an additional £9, for £39 in total. I query ...
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Read They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth A customer wanders over to me in the produce department holding a pack of kiwis. Cu...
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Read A Matter Of Principal Me: "So you're looking to borrow one million dollars with no income, no savings, and no do...
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Read Prepared To Wing It Recently, I applied for a new role in my organisation, and asked a senior in my branch for h...
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Read Mom, Water You Thinking?! Me: "Ma'am! Please stay with your son." Mother: "I can't, I have an appointment. I'll ...
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Read When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred Me: "How was the movie?" Mom: "It was scary, but funny." Me: "What movi...
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Read Phoning It In Back when mobile phones were still very new, a young guy got on the train I was on, phone stuck to...
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Read A New Hope For Pattern Recognition A customer is looking at the movie titles. Customer: "Can I ask you a questio...
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Read I’m only going to preface this by saying that the only reason I haven’t looked for another job yet is I needed t...
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Read Failed The Acid Test Me: "Then you'll want a mouthwash containing hydrogen peroxide, and definitely NOT hydrochl...
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Read I once bought a food in the supermarket, which in the ingredient list that I only read at home, declared that it...
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Read My company handles the mail for lots of companies: we open, sort, and scan mail for insurance companies, energy ...
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Read Back in our equivalent of highschool, I was friends with a girl in my class whose family came from the UK. As su...
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Read Suite Child O’ Mine Me: "It's this hotel's policy to be twenty-one to get checked in." Kid: "So you're not gonna...
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Read I work at a McDonald’s in a moderately big town who is big on Sports. Every single day, there seems to be someth...
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Read The Purple Red Flag Customer: "Can I pay with this?" He shows me a €500 bill. Me: "Uh, no, sir. We accept cards ...
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Read My family is currently living with a family friend for the time being. We eat very little of what he eats, and v...
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Read My mom suffered from chronic pain and mobility issues from a car accident years ago. She’s spent years on just e...