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  • The Chickens And The Bees

    Read The Chickens And The Bees Me: "Uh, [Manager], did you type up this invoice for the chicken company?" Manager: "Y...

  • Bibbidi Bobbidi Nope!

    Read Bibbidi Bobbidi Nope! Mother: "This is my son's favorite character of all time." Me: "Awesome! I'm glad you were...

  • Not Pudding Up With This

    Read Not Pudding Up With This The bill arrives, and we have been charged an additional £9, for £39 in total. I query ...

  • They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth

    Read They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth A customer wanders over to me in the produce department holding a pack of kiwis. Cu...

  • A Matter Of Principal

    Read A Matter Of Principal Me: "So you're looking to borrow one million dollars with no income, no savings, and no do...

  • Prepared To Wing It

    Read Prepared To Wing It Recently, I applied for a new role in my organisation, and asked a senior in my branch for h...

  • Mom, Water You Thinking?!

    Read Mom, Water You Thinking?! Me: "Ma'am! Please stay with your son." Mother: "I can't, I have an appointment. I'll ...

  • When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred

    Read When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred Me: "How was the movie?" Mom: "It was scary, but funny." Me: "What movi...

  • Phoning It In

    Read Phoning It In Back when mobile phones were still very new, a young guy got on the train I was on, phone stuck to...

  • A New Hope For Pattern Recognition

    Read A New Hope For Pattern Recognition A customer is looking at the movie titles. Customer: "Can I ask you a questio...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m only going to preface this by saying that the only reason I haven’t looked for another job yet is I needed t...

  • Failed The Acid Test

    Read Failed The Acid Test Me: "Then you'll want a mouthwash containing hydrogen peroxide, and definitely NOT hydrochl...

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    Read I once bought a food in the supermarket, which in the ingredient list that I only read at home, declared that it...

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    Read My company handles the mail for lots of companies: we open, sort, and scan mail for insurance companies, energy ...

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    Read Back in our equivalent of highschool, I was friends with a girl in my class whose family came from the UK. As su...

  • Suite Child O’ Mine

    Read Suite Child O’ Mine Me: "It's this hotel's policy to be twenty-one to get checked in." Kid: "So you're not gonna...

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    Read I work at a McDonald’s in a moderately big town who is big on Sports. Every single day, there seems to be someth...

  • The Purple Red Flag

    Read The Purple Red Flag Customer: "Can I pay with this?" He shows me a €500 bill. Me: "Uh, no, sir. We accept cards ...

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    Read My family is currently living with a family friend for the time being. We eat very little of what he eats, and v...

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    Read My mom suffered from chronic pain and mobility issues from a car accident years ago. She’s spent years on just e...