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Read Raising A Mess I'm walking the store and see two young boys trashing a display endcap. They're literally pulling...
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Read Dodged That Bullet By A Fine Line (And Print) Manager: "What are you doing?" Me: *Confused.* "I'm reading the co...
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Read Poultry In Motion Customer: "Could I get one that's only cooked a bit, and I can finish cooking it at home?" Me:...
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Read Driving Slow Has Curve Appeal The first time I delivered pizza during a heavy snowstorm, I was really in my elem...
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Read A Revelatory Refund Me: "Yes, I can see that the $7 check will arrive by Monday next week." Caller: "That's cutt...
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Read The Dewey Decimal Disaster At the second-hand shop where I worked, book sales were down, and customers were comp...
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Read A Grape Injustice Part of my job is to call customers who have left our bank a one-star review. Customer: "Your ...
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Read This Just Isn’t Coworking Out, Part 3 This woman couldn't show up on time in appropriate clothing to save her li...
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Read The Best Offense Against The Offended Customer: "That film is obscene! It's full of filthy jokes about flatulenc...
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Read Their Plan Isn’t Even Half Baked It is the day before Mother's Day. It's an hour before closing. A guy comes rus...
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Read Literally Taking Stock It was only when a scraping noise made me look up that I saw the pallet sliding off the s...
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Read I used to have a credit card with the slogan, don’t leave home without it. I was finally able to make the last p...
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Read Dial Tone Deaf Caller: "What time do you open?" Me: "I don't?" Caller: "What. Time. Does. The. Store. Open?" Me:...
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Read Allow Us To Volunteer To Show You The Exit Me: "I am sorry, but my Dutch is not so good. Can you say that in Eng...
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Read Hopefully, The Penny Doesn’t Drop Caller: "I went into my overdraft for one day last month, and I got a charge f...
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Read How To Deter Gents (And Other Customers) Me: "Is the non-bio liquid in the sales?" Sales Lady: "It is, but we've...
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Read That Solution Is Certainly Novel Me: "This sticker says $3 off, ma'am, not that the book is $3." Customer: "That...
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Read Save A Penny, Lose A Person While I was working for this company, we sometimes had to file papers in person at m...
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Read When Flowers Send Mixed Messages Caller: "I just got this floral set delivered from you for my wife." Me: "I'm h...
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Read Nuclear Car-ma This story happened in September 2022. I was woken up by something that sounded like an explosion...