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  • Frankly Mistaken

    Read Frankly Mistaken I'm walking around the stadium at a football game, and notice a huge line of men waiting for th...

  • TV Or Not TV

    Read TV Or Not TV Customer: "Hey, I was wondering if you could tell me the price and some details about the Samsung T...

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    Read (I’m coaching at a basketball tournament. During a game my team has off, a parent buys my assistant coach and I ...

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    Read (We have a sheltie, a breed with lots of thick, fluffy fur that can absorb a LOT of water. She also loves playin...

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    Read Coworker: “Ah, [my name], I’ve been asked to fill in my training record. Do you remember the date of the course ...

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    Read After hours at the county fair, capped off by fireworks, I needed to head out to catch the last train back to my...

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    Read I volunteer at a charity shop. The manager and I are outside discussing a window display when we hear this conve...

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    Read I am currently studying at a school that trains us for certain civil service professions. We are considered trai...

  • A Frame Of Reference

    Read A Frame Of Reference A customer is looking at the pricing for our photo printing. Customer: "How big is the eigh...

  • Hold Everything

    Read Hold Everything Me: "—Ma'am, how many meals are you planning to order?" Customer: "Twelve. So, I want—" Me: "—Ma...

  • Espresso Yourself Can Cause A Latte Problems, Part 2

    Read Espresso Yourself Can Cause A Latte Problems, Part 2 I know it's not the end of the world, but my name is Jon an...

  • Some People Should Have To Pass A Quiz Before Accessing The Internet

    Read Some People Should Have To Pass A Quiz Before Accessing The Internet Coworker: "No, Doreen, it's not hackers. Th...

  • The Refund Is In The Cards

    Read The Refund Is In The Cards Caller: "Why isn't my refund back on my debit card yet?!" Me: "Well, it's only been o...

  • Cluck Around And Find Out

    Read Cluck Around And Find Out Today, I scolded a customer as if she were a child. I saw her putting her fingers insi...

  • A Civic Duty

    Read A Civic Duty A Cybertruck passes us. I don't know enough about cars to know if they're any good, but I do know t...

  • Blinded By The Main Character Energy

    Read Blinded By The Main Character Energy There are few seats available, but I’m lucky to just get a seat. On these t...

  • Pressed For Time

    Read Pressed For Time I'm working at a Tex-Mex fast food place. It's lunchtime, and we have a long line. Customer: "I...

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    Read I’ve had tropical fish tanks since I was a kid. Last year, my last and oldest fish passed after 5+ years. (My re...

  • Email Fail, Part 56

    Read Email Fail, Part 56 A faculty member was working with me and our communications office to prepare a marketing em...

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    Read (In my husband’s defense, he was sick when this conversation happened) Me: Counterintuitively, when [specific le...