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Read And For The Love Of God, Don’t Add Rainbow Sprinkles! Customer: "No, those are pink. I'm breastfeeding my son at...
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Read The Terror Of Toby When I get home a few hours later, I'm greeted by my family, all talking over each other: 'Wh...
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Read Yeah… I’m Sticking To Takeout ONLY At That Friend’s Place Friend: "Uh… [Host], this jar expired in the Bush admi...
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Read Price Checks Are Now Required To Be Radio Active Customer: "Can I get a price check on this?" I know what a pric...
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Read I am on lunch break when this happens. I’m sitting in the corner of the breakroom, reading. There are a few othe...
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Read Once upon a time long long ago when inflight entertainment was limited to a blockbuster book there was a flight ...
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Read Economies Of Fail He always brings a single carton of organic milk and maybe a loaf of bread to my lane, and ins...
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Read *Watching and trying to speak to someone whose on break and trying to grab their lunch* Me; “hi, have you been s...
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Read I was in this meeting with, among others, [Senior colleague] and [North African colleague]. The meeting was abou...
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Read Log Story Short Client: "I want you to add [new feature]." Me: "We're about to release the latest build, and tha...
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Read I’m sitting on a restaurant patio across the street from a fenced in playground on a quiet, warm, sunny afternoo...
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Read I’m about seven months pregnant, sleeping soundly having one of those normal weird dreams that you have no idea ...
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Read Taiwan Up Loose Ends Me: "The people living at your old address refused the delivery, so it was returned to the ...
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Read Putting The No Into Eco-No-Mics Anyone who has ever purchased tires knows they aren't usually cheap. I look up t...
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Read Don’t Be Sour Grapes I work at Chipotle. Customer: "Can I have the white salsa?" Me: "Can you point to it?" Read...
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Read Stick To Your Biscuits, Marvin Our CEO is visiting our remote satellite office, located deep in the Southern Sta...
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Read Too Late For Sunny Side Up, And Sunny Go Down Guest: "Where's the breakfast buffet?" Me: "Breakfast ended four h...
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Read Parad-Ice Found For those of you who don't know, Michigan is one of the coldest states in the USA, and Hawaii is...
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Read Striking Out On Basic Multiplication Customer: "But your website says it's $2.99 per game!" Me: "It's $2.99 per ...
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Read Low-Key Security Me: "Hi, I got locked out of my room." Concierge: "What room number is it?" Me: "321, here's my...