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Read When They Have No Hang Ups About Saying That Word Caller: "Oh, finally! Finally, I didn't get an [n-word] this t...
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Read A Hire Fire Misfire Manager: "Hello, is this [My Name]?" Me: "You got him. What can I do for you?" Manager: "Wel...
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Read The Neverending Toy Story Customer: "Do I need to watch the first movie to understand this one?" Me: "First movi...
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Read Air Supply I'm a flight attendant. Mid-flight, a passenger in the upper-class cabin calls me over. Customer: "I ...
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Read Loo’d Behavior I’m a wheelchair user. I can walk small distances, but if I’m getting to and from the office ever...
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Read The Only Thing That’s Vacant In This Place Is The Customer’s Stare Guest: "I'd like to rent a room." Me: "I'm so...
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Read Very Con-CERN-ed Mum: "But they said it might make a black hole!" Me: "Mum, do you know what a black hole is?" M...
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Read Drunk And Disorderpee Me: "Hey [Sober Friend], I've noticed you never drink, and you're always the designated dr...
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Read Curry On Regardless I work at a ramen place. Customer: "Do you sell noodles?" I thought he was joking, so I hesi...
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Read *I’m playing a popular Roblox “1 vs All” horror game where one person is tasked with eliminating everyone else. ...
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Read Epi-c Fail I was on a first aid course with work colleagues. Teacher: "So, if someone was in anaphylactic shock ...
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Read This is a story about my friend’s younger brother, who was about 16 or 17 when this went down. Prior to this, on...
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Read I’m at Lucca Comics, working as a stand-minder for a publishing house selling fantasy novels. During this, a guy...
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Read OOOOMG He snaps: Customer: "It’s a zero, obviously. It’s a number." I try it, but the system says it’s invalid. ...
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Read A senior girl entered my classroom, carrying a dozen pink roses. She hands me one. “This is for you, sir! I read...
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Read Time: end of the 1990’s. I was and am a goody-two-shoes. I never came late, made sure homework was done in time ...
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Read Saw That Coming A Hundred Corns Away… I worked Produce for twelve years. One year we had an insane deal on corn,...
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Read One morning, I had a caller that was upset. He said he did everything that he was supposed to but he was having ...
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Read For Your Name Only Caller: "Hi, my name's Sophie. How are you?" Me: "Hi Sophie, I'm well, thank you. How are you...
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Read What Time Is The 3 O’ Clock Crucifixion? I was approached by a woman while I was working the train and asked if ...