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    Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/i-was-there-when-mario-circuit-1-was-written/382852/ ) reminded me of th...

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    Read My mother and I are discussing our names over the phone. Both of our first names have lots of variations, which ...

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    Read I am a frequent visitor to a nightclub in my city. For the past month, the activities have been disrupted by a l...

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    Read When my daughter was five we went to a u-pick strawberry farm, where they give you buckets and charge you based ...

  • No SIMpathy For Them

    Read No SIMpathy For Them Customer: "My SIM card is growing." Me: "Your SIM card is… what?" Customer: "Growing. I too...

  • Money Talks, But It Should Shut Up

    Read Money Talks, But It Should Shut Up Client: "My other investment with [Someone Else] grew my $30,000 in the past ...

  • Twenty-Eight Feet Later

    Read Twenty-Eight Feet Later The cashier is a late high school/early college age kid. He scans the barcode, and I tel...

  • Take The ‘L’ And Move On

    Read Take The ‘L’ And Move On Back in the nineties, I worked for a national chain of computer stores. I saw a custome...

  • A Tip Tip-Off

    Read A Tip Tip-Off She said the last time I was there, I had started a check and never settled it. I asked her when t...

  • Write And Wrong

    Read Write And Wrong Caller: "I need to send a letter to your department. Can I get the address?" Me: "Of course. It'...

  • Snow Place Like Home

    Read Snow Place Like Home There were some of us who would reply to urgent emails when at home, or technically off the...

  • Grains Of Truth

    Read Grains Of Truth A customer holds up a package of wholegrain rice. Customer: "What's in this?" Me: "Wholegrain ri...

  • Productivity Theater

    Read Productivity Theater So, my boss demands that when I am clocked in, my upload records must always show that I ha...

  • They’re Not After Green Paint

    Read They’re Not After Green Paint Customer: "I want fresh paint." Me: "Let me know what the paint job is and—" Custo...

  • Would You Like Fries With That Rubble?

    Read Would You Like Fries With That Rubble? There was a woman, standing in the open driver's door of her car, beating...

  • Taking The Logic Out Of Logistics

    Read Taking The Logic Out Of Logistics Customer Support: "We don't do refunds for the difference on Prime Day deals."...

  • Zero Room At Zero Hour

    Read Zero Room At Zero Hour Me: "Sorry, but it appears you have a booking for tomorrow." Guest: "No, that's wrong. We...

  • H2-Oh, Really?, Part 2

    Read H2-Oh, Really?, Part 2 Uncle: "No wait, I actually have something useful. Any time on any test they ask why wate...

  • Those Opinions Are Off The Rails

    Read Those Opinions Are Off The Rails Woman: "Hmm, lots of women on this train but you wait for an old White lady to ...

  • Need To Make It Crystal Clear: See A Doctor!

    Read Need To Make It Crystal Clear: See A Doctor! I work in a novelty store that sells, among other things, non-preci...