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Read When You’re Amply Qualified Coworker: *Confused, looking at me.* "[My Name]… did you just lie to this customer?"...
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Read Lobbying For Breakfast Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Guest: "…and?" Me: "And what, madam?" Guest: "You're sorry ...
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Read Missing All The Signals Boss: "[Coworker], you can sign, right? Sign language?" Coworker: "Yup! Need me to sign ...
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Read This Song Has Bean Around Too Long I'm singing Old MacDonald which is a nursery rhyme with farm animals and thei...
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Read Trying To Decline Reality Caller: "I'm gonna sue you all!" Me: "Sorry, ma'am, what is your issue?" Caller: "My c...
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Read There’s A Sting In This Tale Mom: "Look, I know your husband is a police officer." Pause. Mom: "Yes, I know that...
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Read Living On Karma Street I was in the planning stages for acquiring a shed for my backyard. Although we had decide...
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Read We Don’t Cover The Parking Lot I work at a call center for a car insurance company. Caller: "I need you to find ...
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Read I work in housekeeping at a fairly nice hotel. We offer mid-term stays for professionals who need a place to liv...
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Read Banana Drama, Part 11 Me: "[Teacher], they eat meat, fruit, and ants." She looked at me with a deathly glare. Te...
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Read Prescribed For Rhythm And Blues Coworker: "Mr. [Patient] is asking for a refill on… and I'm quoting directly her...
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Read My dad and I attended a game for our local minor league baseball team. We have been to many games, and before ea...
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Read Thievery So Audacious You’re At A Loss (Prevention) Family Member: "I want the charges to be dropped. [Shop Lift...
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Read I worked at a childcare center. One of my coworkers was a “float,” meaning that she works in all the different c...
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Read The Authentication Agitation Angry Husband: "Why do you need all this information? Just transfer me already!" Me...
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Read I’m sitting in the living room while my mom is a having a conversation with her friend on the speakerphone. Her ...
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Read This is about my cousin let’s call him John, his wife Amy, and Johns best friend Doug. John and Amy got married ...
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Read It’s Just Not App-ening, Part 6 Customer: "What's this 'app' thing?" Cashier: "It's a mobile app, sir. Like on y...
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Read Maybe Try In July To Enjoy A Certain Phrase… Me: "Sir, these are Christmas items." Customer: "Unwanted Christmas...
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Read Romance Isn’t Dead, But It’s On A Deadline I used to work at a card store. It's ten minutes before closing on Va...