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  • Those Opinions Are Off The Rails

    Read Those Opinions Are Off The Rails Woman: "Hmm, lots of women on this train but you wait for an old White lady to ...

  • Need To Make It Crystal Clear: See A Doctor!

    Read Need To Make It Crystal Clear: See A Doctor! I work in a novelty store that sells, among other things, non-preci...

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    Read No one in my immediate family is much of a drinker: my dad might have a single beer when going out to eat or if ...

  • A Ring Of Lies

    Read A Ring Of Lies Doctor: "It's ringworm." Patient: Looking horrified. "I have worms!?" Doctor: "No, it’s a fungus....

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    Read This story was related to me by my father. At the time, he was in college, and renting a house with three of his...

  • Revenge Is In The Air

    Read Revenge Is In The Air They sent their food back multiple times, and said nasty things about Sandy so loud that w...

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    Read I worked in restaurants from the time I was 13 until I was 27. Started out washing dishes at the local pub (nobo...

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    Read Years ago my dad got a grill from a major company. I guess you can pay extra to have it assembled by professiona...

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    Read I have a (at the time unnamed) health issue that led to me basically starving my whole life well into my teens, ...

  • Storing Food In A Negative Space

    Read Storing Food In A Negative Space I managed a residential property for a housing association. A tenant called dow...

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    Read At the graduation ceremony for my degree I went up and got my degree. It came in a cardboard tube. On opening it...

  • A Kernel Of Truth About Reel Economics

    Read A Kernel Of Truth About Reel Economics Two women have bought a ticket to a movie downstairs in the lobby and are...

  • The Proof Is Literally In The Pudding

    Read The Proof Is Literally In The Pudding An American couple is dining in our pub restaurant. Wife: "My husband like...

  • A Sad Sign Of The Time

    Read A Sad Sign Of The Time A customer at my checkout is wearing a very nice watch, but I notice something. Me: "Excu...

  • Chris Crossed

    Read Chris Crossed We were a tight-knit group, and we did tease each other in good fun. There was one guy on the team...

  • A Meet Market

    Read A Meet Market Me: "I used to go to that yard sale a lot, but I never really sold anything. Most of the customers...

  • To The Bitter End

    Read To The Bitter End Me: "Hi, I don’t really like coffee. Could you recommend something with a lot of milk and as s...

  • Oh My Cod, What Next?!

    Read Oh My Cod, What Next?! Me: "So the batteries are in, and the red light comes on, but I swear I've hit a bunch of...

  • Émile In New York

    Read Émile In New York Boss: *Running up to him.* "Where have you been?! It's nine!" International Transfer: "Yes. We...

  • When The Boss Is The Devil In The Details

    Read When The Boss Is The Devil In The Details I remember having some direct reports being switched from a former bos...