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Read My Days Of Not Taking You Seriously Are Certainly Coming To A Middle Me: "I've been going by my middle name my e...
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Read They Supersized Their Expectations Guest: "Where's the nearest McDonald's?" Me: "It's in the city centre. If you...
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Read Taking An Elevator To A Higher Calling I worked for several years as a civilian contractor on a naval base. Our ...
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Read It’s Like Watching An Unstoppable Force Meet An Immovable Object, Part 3 Customer: "I've always caused a scene t...
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Read You Can’t Power Steer Into A Powerful Parking Spot Boss: "How dare you take that spot! It wasn’t yours!" Me: *Up...
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Read Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 2 Customer: "—I don't care! It's your job to have what I want, and I w...
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Read The Drive To Review I was now convinced the dealership never had this specific car on the lot and that this was ...
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Read Installer: The Game Me: "What happens after you've inserted disc one?" Caller: "I haven't done that yet?" Me: "D...
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Read Don’t They Know That The Checkout Clerks Judge EVERY Customer?! Manager: "She complained about you." Me: "Me?! W...
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Read Your Boss Is Leaving You Between A Rock And A Hard Place Me: "My kidney stone operation. They're going to remove...
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Read Doing It In Your Head Is A Calculated Risk Customer: "You work at a bank! You should be able to add them all in ...
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Read Dr. Mom, MD (Mostly Dubious) Mom: "You need to stop staying up so late! I bet that's why you've got a cold!" Me:...
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Read Meat Me In The Meat Aisle Customer: "Can you believe this? Do you see this? This is crazy, completely crazy. The...
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Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 2 Customer: "Your chocolate chips have gone bad." I glance at the ...
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Read My dad told me a story taking place travelling around Europe. Unfortunately he can’t remember which. He was on t...
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Read I would like to preface this by saying that my grandmother is usually a smart person, but at the point in time t...
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Read I spent a brief period without the option of ignoring calls from unknown numbers. After that period ended, getti...
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Read When You Are Unable, Try Managerial Enable! Customer: "There’s no alcohol in it." Me: "I know, but in order for ...
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Read I’m a college student living at home. Given that I’m a young woman who’s frequently out late, my parents gift me...
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Read Be Kind And Rewind That Attitude A guy comes in with a VCR, a rather unusual unit as it's for European rather th...