Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com

https://notalwaysright.com
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com

Entries

  • Untitled

    Read My husband and I were going out for a datenight and had decided that our daughter was old enough now to be trust...

  • Untitled

    Read [I used to work as a substitute teacher while applying to be a regular teacher. One day, I got hired for just th...

  • Stirring The Drinks And The Pot

    Read Stirring The Drinks And The Pot Customer: "We all want margaritas!" I go make them and bring them out to the tab...

  • We Hope You Wore Gloves…

    Read We Hope You Wore Gloves… I owned a computer repair business for a few years. A woman brings in a laptop slammed ...

  • Leaving A Scalding Review

    Read Leaving A Scalding Review His fingers and tongue both realize how hot the pizza is at the same time, and he drop...

  • Breast To Just Keep Your Mouth Shut

    Read Breast To Just Keep Your Mouth Shut Owner: "Where are you going?" Colleague: "Breastfeeding leave." Owner: "You ...

  • GPS, IRL, OMG!

    Read GPS, IRL, OMG! Customer: "I'll take a Big Mac meal and—" Me: "—Gotta stop you there, my dude. This is Burger Kin...

  • Caitlin, Caitlynn, Katlynn, Catelin, Kaitlin, And Kaitlynn All Agree

    Read Caitlin, Caitlynn, Katlynn, Catelin, Kaitlin, And Kaitlynn All Agree Receptionist: "Can I please get your name?"...

  • This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 6

    Read This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 6 Customer: "There’s something black inside this sausage!" Me: "That...

  • Paws For Concern

    Read Paws For Concern Me: "Hey, I think there’s been a mix-up. I ordered the feline renal support, but this is canine...

  • Strawberry Frappe: A Warrior’s Drink!

    Read Strawberry Frappe: A Warrior’s Drink! Coworker: "Uh, we got a customer out front. I think he's one of your peopl...

  • Sir, Believe Me When I Tell You You’re DEAD WRONG

    Read Sir, Believe Me When I Tell You You’re DEAD WRONG I have a client who is way too familiar for my liking. I am al...

  • Cutting To The Chase

    Read Cutting To The Chase Customer: "It was like that when I bought it." Me: "We don't sell CDs in that condition, si...

  • Plot Twist: The Wife’s Name Is Sophie

    Read Plot Twist: The Wife’s Name Is Sophie Caller: "Yeah, hi, I want to get roadside assistance for my daughter. She'...

  • The Wrong Kind Of In-Vestment

    Read The Wrong Kind Of In-Vestment I'm working when I see a customer come through the door, wearing something that ca...

  • Breakdown Over Breaktime

    Read Breakdown Over Breaktime Customer: "You should not be speaking to your checkout clerks when a customer is approa...

  • The Birds And The Bees Suddenly Makes No Sense

    Read The Birds And The Bees Suddenly Makes No Sense Me: "Bats don't lay eggs, Mom. They're not birds." Mom: "They got...

  • Trying To Turn Down God

    Read Trying To Turn Down God I rent a basement room in a large home shared with many others. There is one other woman...

  • Silicon Or Soy?

    Read Silicon Or Soy? Customer's Son: "What the h*** is wrong with you?! Why wouldn't you help an old lady find some m...

  • Untitled

    Read I was attending a convention that required you to purchase a ticket to be in attendance; if you had a disability...