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  • Feature Creep

    Read Feature Creep A woman with her young daughter walks into the lobby of the movie theater. She looks around, and t...

  • Meal With It

    Read Meal With It You must eat breakfast between 8-10 AM, lunch between 12-2 PM, and dinner between 5-7 PM. They didn...

  • Do-ink Time

    Read Do-ink Time A man came in looking for a tattoo that day. When I said we had a waiting list and that he'd need to...

  • Skirting Around The Words

    Read Skirting Around The Words Customer: "Oh! I love your—!" He visibly fumbles for a few seconds. Customer: "Your......

  • Call It A Customer Service Announcement

    Read Call It A Customer Service Announcement Manager: "Did you call a customer stupid tonight?" Coworker: "No, I aske...

  • It’s Not Just The Plane Touching Down

    Read It’s Not Just The Plane Touching Down Our flight was minutes from touching down when a lady got up and started w...

  • A Tunnel Vision Of History

    Read A Tunnel Vision Of History Me: "You okay?" Son: "Yeah, it's just… not what I imagined." Me: "What did you imagin...

  • Getting A Pizza My Wallet

    Read Getting A Pizza My Wallet And then the guy working the counter hands us a single slice. One single slice of amaz...

  • Eye Can’t Do That

    Read Eye Can’t Do That Me: "We do! Would you like to do it now or make an appointment?" Customer: "Oh, if I could do ...

  • Untitled

    Read This happens when my son is very little and we are visiting a local farm. I am very proud of him as his language...

  • The Course Was All Clickbait

    Read The Course Was All Clickbait I had been dabbling with PCs for years and knew quite a lot, so I mentioned this to...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m using a public toilet when I overhear a conversation in the next stall between a mother and a small child. S...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a theater kid. When I was in middleschool, I was one of the lost boys in a production of Peter and Wendy ran...

  • Always Room For Kindness

    Read Always Room For Kindness The area being urban/downtown, we have a bit of a "homeless problem". They’ll come in a...

  • Untitled

    Read (This is a story of my husband’s. For context, threadripper is the brand name for AMD’s CPUs oriented towards bu...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. A register flags me to do an ID check for alcohol. It turns ou...

  • Behind The Screens

    Read Behind The Screens I used to work in IT support years ago. I'm helping a woman who is having trouble with one of...

  • Untitled

    Read (I’m working on a very large order and I hear someone talking to my coworker. I’m not fluent in Spanish but I ca...

  • Going In For The Scoville

    Read Going In For The Scoville You’ve heard about spicy wings so murderously hot you have to sign a waiver to serve t...

  • One Small Step For Dan

    Read One Small Step For Dan We had a regular called Dan. Dan believed every conspiracy theory he ever read online. Fl...