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  • A Drink Ahead Of Schedule

    Read A Drink Ahead Of Schedule Me: "Uh, ma'am? You need to pay for the drink." Customer: "I'm using the token." Me: "...

  • And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3

    Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Customer: "£5? For one cookie?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: "That'...

  • Unfair Distribution Of Blame

    Read Unfair Distribution Of Blame Boss: "It was sent to everyone on [Supervisor Distribution Group]!" Me: "I… don't t...

  • The Rye Is A Lie

    Read The Rye Is A Lie Customer: "This isn't real rye bread." Me: "I'm sorry?" Customer: "I've been eating this for th...

  • When Priorities Collide

    Read When Priorities Collide Manager: *Practically screaming.* "Where the h*** are you!? You're soooo late!" Me: "I'v...

  • Rise Of The Mockbuster

    Read Rise Of The Mockbuster Me: "Excuse me, sir, I just thought I should point out, as I do with most customers who a...

  • The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy…

    Read The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy… Customer: "I count nine checkout lanes her...

  • A Bowl-d Move

    Read A Bowl-d Move Chef: "Are you the customer who ordered the paella without rice?" Customer: *Oblivious.* "That's r...

  • The Hangar Games

    Read The Hangar Games Being a woman in her early twenties, in a male-oriented profession and dealing mostly with airp...

  • They Aren’t A Free Spirit, They Just Want One

    Read They Aren’t A Free Spirit, They Just Want One I bartend at a luxury theater. Customer: "I want my free martini."...

  • Displaying A Lack Of Understanding

    Read Displaying A Lack Of Understanding Customer: "No, I don't want that one, I want a new one." Me: "Okay, I can get...

  • For Beer Or Worse

    Read For Beer Or Worse And then dessert comes around. They start handing out a pancake dish with some kind of cream p...

  • Explaining Tender Without Tenderness

    Read Explaining Tender Without Tenderness Customer #2: "What the f*** is wrong with you? It's 2025! Pay with a card l...

  • Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls

    Read Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls My son regularly plays 'Call of Duty' and other similar games online with my...

  • Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 23

    Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 23 Friend: "Oh, well, it looks nice, so I'll have one." Me: "[Friend], it'...

  • Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Basket Case

    Read Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Basket Case Customer: "I was looking at the vegetable omelet, and I had a questio...

  • Untitled

    Read I am walking to a class, carrying a slice of pizza (no time for a full lunch). I stop to catch my breath, and a ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m the idiot in this one. Prefacing – I love dogs. All dogs, no questions asked. I devolve into cutesy wootsy j...

  • Sole Suspect

    Read Sole Suspect I was walking through the women’s section and found shoes that I wanted. I was searching for my siz...

  • Untitled

    Read I am at a mall downtown. There are often many panhandlers around the entrances, especially near the bus station,...