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Read I am at a mall downtown. There are often many panhandlers around the entrances, especially near the bus station,...
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Read (The story “Just Like Marshall, She’s Fired Up!” reminded me of something I did when I was a little older than t...
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Read One day I told my 7 year old niece to wake me up early at 9 am, usually I wake up late in afternoon due to medic...
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Read Sue-pervised Shutdown Many moons ago, I worked on the tech support line for a computer company named after a fru...
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Read When I was in my early teens, my school had a sex ed program that all students were expected to take, but we sti...
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Read Shampoo-Pooing The Whole Purchase Process Me: "I can't take that here. You need to pay at the register." Custome...
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Read Close To Quitting, But No Cigar Customer: "What is smoking a cigar like?" Me: "Very different from cigarettes, a...
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Read Soup, There It Is Customer: "Do you like it?" Me: "Our customers love it!" Customer: "But do you like it, person...
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Read Their View Of The World Is Going Down Under, Part 2 Confused Coworker: "But… It's just an island?" Sabbatical Co...
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Read Don’t Discount The Ability To Be Pleasant There is a sandwich place I go to when I forget to bring lunch for wor...
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Read Sour Grapes In The Sour Patch Me: "Has anyone seen my Sour Patch Kids?" Coworker: "Oh, I threw those away." Me: ...
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Read The Truth Was Out There, Now It’s Sat At Table Five… Almost immediately after dropping off their first drinks, I...
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Read Clopen, Nope-en Me: "I'm closing tonight, so I'll be out of here around midnight, but then I'm opening tomorrow ...
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Read The House Always Wins Guy: "My son kept telling me he couldn't afford a house like I did at his age, and he told...
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Read A Whopper Of A Double Standard The standard practice around there was that as supper rush was starting, we'd los...
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Read Not Thinking Outside The Box, Part 5 Customer: "Could I open the box to see whether everything's okay inside?" N...
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Read FAFO: The Movie My store hated these kids. If their movie hadn't started yet or if their parents weren't there y...
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Read MLK, FYI Me: "Hey, you know today's a holiday, right?" Coworker: "Ha ha, very funny." Me: "No, seriously. It's M...
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Read Arguing Over A Poultry Sum I used to work at a grocery store that had a policy of "if the price on the shelf is ...
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Read Paw-ning Off Responsibility Brother: "Can you look after my dog this weekend?" Me: "You ask me to do that so man...