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Read A Mist Opportunity I'm managing a B&B on the California coast. Guest: "I tried to do some sightseeing today, but...
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Read (This happened at one point during the Covid years. I work in a big office and everyone went back to working on-...
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Read The Gold Rush To Conclusions Because of certain laws, some states must teach using a program that many people fi...
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Read Fill In The Blanks I was recently prescribed a controlled medication, and it is time for my very first refill. I...
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Read (I was on the bus heading to college. Since the bus was crowded and there was no place to sit down, I was standi...
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Read (I work in a winery. It’s long past closed and my duty is to clean the bathroom. Just as I’m about to start, a c...
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Read Typing “Choosing Beggar” On That Keyboard Feels Good Stranger: "Oh, in that case, could you send me one? I want ...
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Read My route starts at 8am on the dot. I pull up to the stop at 7:45, pull up my manifest, and open the baggage bins...
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Read A Hole Lotta Nothing Got Through I'm an electrician. We're getting close to the end of the full rewire. I did a ...
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Read It’s the summer of 2010. My favorite band, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, has finally revealed “the worst-kept sec...
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Read I’m the author of https://notalwaysright.com/howling-for-soda/384190/ and this takes place in the same fast food...
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Read Easily Ticked Off I work for a state park in Missouri. A visitor asks me: Visitor: "So, have all the ticks been ...
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Read Tourists Are Never Going To Change I was working in a tourist town in New Brunswick, Canada, and some American t...
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Read Wing It The Rest Of The Way Passenger: "Could you turn the noise down? It's too loud." Flight Attendant: "Noise?...
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Read Impact Statement Manager: "Honestly, I'm surprised at this point that he didn't name it after himself." Me: "I w...
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Read Sit For Brains Customer: "Excuse me, where do you keep those things?" Me: "...things?" Customer: "You know those...
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Read Coco-Nut A Chance Customer: "Can I still use coconut oil if I'm allergic to coconuts?" Me: "No, ma'am, I would n...
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Read I’d Say “Get Lost” But You Already Are Caller: "I'm at the intersection of Strawberry and Bagel Street." *Made u...
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Read Snow Regrets My dad grew up on an old farm built into the side of a valley. The surrounding fields are rented to...
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Read Love At First Wipeout My best friend once tried to impress a girl by pretending he knew how to skateboard. He bo...