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Read Going In For The Scoville You’ve heard about spicy wings so murderously hot you have to sign a waiver to serve t...
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Read One Small Step For Dan We had a regular called Dan. Dan believed every conspiracy theory he ever read online. Fl...
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Read This Conversation Is Clanky I used to work at a shoe shop called 'Clarks', which is famous in the UK. The logo o...
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Read Buzzword Bingo We have a manager who isn't a bright spark, but is a walking, talking Dunning-Kruger effect and l...
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Read Sugar Rush To Judgment Mother: "My son can’t have white chocolate. They're fine with milk chocolate." Me: "Can I...
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Read A Flash Flush Radio Employee: "[Manager] required in [Department]." Radio Manager: "I'm having my picture taken....
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Read We Need You For The Home Stretch Me: "Ma'am, it looks like the package was left with your next-door neighbor, as...
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Read A Call Center Powered Entirely By Sarcasm Caller: "Oh wow! That's like, Asia, right? What time is it there?" Me:...
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Read $15,000 Later… The new guy was a contractor earning over $1000 per day. His boss didn’t want to provide him with...
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Read A Load Of Nonsense Me: "So, the subfloor is weak and needs to be strengthened in order to hold the weight of the...
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Read And Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The Lemonade! I'm lip-syncing to a Beyoncé song when my current customer (the e...
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Read The Strategy Is A Roaring Success Customer: "I'm looking for a book. It has a tiger on the cover." My coworker i...
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Read Prawn To Be Wild I work at a large fish market. We sell mostly farmed prawns, but we have a small section for wi...
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Read The Pikachu’s Gambit Brother: "But why does the Knight have to move like that?" Grandmother: "It just does. It's...
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Read The Root Of The Problem My friend got sucked into what amounted to a multi-level marketing scheme after being mi...
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Read Burning Through Options Customer: "I'm looking for something to keep my feet warm inside my boots." Me: "Let me ...
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Read My poor dad couldn’t come up with the words he wanted one day and asked me “What’s up with the thing in the thin...
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Read The Only Marathon Here Was On Netflix Me: "How often do you exercise?" Patient: "My rights? All the time." Me: "...
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Read Back in 2015, I was moving from Tennessee to Wisconsin. I was bringing only a few things and my cat. My brother ...
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Read The Guest Is Salty I'm just starting my night auditing shift at the hotel. As I'm counting the till, a gentleman...