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  • The Shell Game

    Read The Shell Game Customer: "The spider roll looks like there’s shrimp in it! I'm not eating that!" I'm a manager, ...

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    Read I’m the Lead Concierge at a luxury apartment building. Part of my job is training new desk staff — a process oft...

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    Read I’m working at a movie theater that happens to be showing Disney’s live-action Aladdin remake. I’ve just had to ...

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    Read This happened a bit ago during a Home Ec class, specifically Fashion Design, where we were learning sewing, both...

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    Read I don’t know where to put this. My eighth grade English teacher is also the homeroom teacher of a second grade c...

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    Read (I am at my father’s celebration of life ceremony. Held at the home he had damn near built with his hands from t...

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    Read In France, the election of student representatives often takes place during advisory class. ( We are supposed to...

  • Me, Myself, And Ideal Dating Partner

    Read Me, Myself, And Ideal Dating Partner I'm ringing up a gentleman who's buying a half-bottle of sparkling wine, an...

  • Wireless, Powerless, Hopeless

    Read Wireless, Powerless, Hopeless Customer: "My internet is down!" Me: "Yes, I'm sorry. The tower serving your area ...

  • As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t Do That, Part 2

    Read As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t Do That, Part 2 Me: "[Friend], what did you do? This is not a simple cut or scrape; it...

  • It’s Giving “I’m Looking For A Book, It’s Blue” Energy

    Read It’s Giving “I’m Looking For A Book, It’s Blue” Energy Me: "Hi! I was wondering if you had [engine part] in stoc...

  • Trash For Cash

    Read Trash For Cash Customer: "I threw the receipt away." Me: "You threw it away?" Customer: "Of course I did. It was...

  • Donut Underestimate Regional Idioms

    Read Donut Underestimate Regional Idioms Me: "Hey, I'm gonna head to Dunkin's. Do you want a donut?" Husband: "Oh my ...

  • Refusing To Listen Is Not Us Not Telling You

    Read Refusing To Listen Is Not Us Not Telling You Caller: "You will waive those fees and turn me back on, or I am can...

  • Watt Was I Thinking?

    Read Watt Was I Thinking? I touched the knife to the prongs and... nothing. So, I went with a kind of 'sawing' motion...

  • Government Shutdown: A Renter’s Saga

    Read Government Shutdown: A Renter’s Saga I explained what was happening as best I could while still fighting back te...

  • Bus-ted AC

    Read Bus-ted AC Once we arrived at the end of the line, a young woman made her way to the bus driver and started talk...

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    Read I am a practical nurse, working in a home care unit in Finland. There are lots of different kind of stories to t...

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    Read (My parents have been together for a very long time, collecting knick-knacks and interesting bits and bobs over ...

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    Read I work for the armed forces and was walking through charity shops to check the displays for rememberance day. In...