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    Read I worked at Home Depot as a cashier for a while, and there’s a fuzzy little story that comes to mind now and the...

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    Read (My company decided to have a cartoon mascot. I loathe the design. First, it is not dressed appropriately for th...

  • Come Up With A Solution And Bob’s Your Uncle

    Read Come Up With A Solution And Bob’s Your Uncle Client: "There's not enough room in the name boxes! What if someone...

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    Read The rules for Brazilian citizenship are similar to those in the US, therefore, there are 2 ways you can be born ...

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    Read I, a very shy and quiet gal in my early thirties, had just moved nearly 2000 miles across the country with my ve...

  • Site Unseen

    Read Site Unseen Caller: "Okay, is it this one?" Me: "I can't see what you're referring to, ma'am." Caller: "Wait, yo...

  • Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 19

    Read Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 19 I'm working in a fine-dining restaurant. While taking a table's or...

  • The Stationery Remains Stationary

    Read The Stationery Remains Stationary Me: "I see on your account you called yesterday with the updates. Did you not ...

  • The Signs Were There

    Read The Signs Were There Manager: "Are you new? Because you expect our customers to just assume that is the case. Th...

  • The Great British Fake-Off

    Read The Great British Fake-Off Me: "Can I help you find anything?" Customer: *With an American accent.* "Yeah! Black...

  • Where The Truck Do You Think You’re Going?

    Read Where The Truck Do You Think You’re Going? I’m a local truck driver. The company I work for recently put out a n...

  • Buoy, Oh Buoy

    Read Buoy, Oh Buoy I'm working on a large cruise ship in guest relations. A married couple approaches, and the guy as...

  • Denying Entry Is Playing With Fire

    Read Denying Entry Is Playing With Fire Fire Marshal: "You need to get your site security officer on the phone now." ...

  • Udderly Hypocritical

    Read Udderly Hypocritical One day while I was helping out, two young ladies approached the table. Customer #1: "Oooh!...

  • The Power Of A Seat At The Table

    Read The Power Of A Seat At The Table The drive-through was packed, so I decided to just go inside. There was a homel...

  • The Measure Of A Customer

    Read The Measure Of A Customer Customer: "I need fifteen feet of chain." Me: "I can measure that for you, but as we p...

  • A Chip Off The Old Block

    Read A Chip Off The Old Block I'm doing some renovation and home improvement work on a client's house. The client is ...

  • Gran Finale

    Read Gran Finale Waiter: *Bringing out our meals.* "That should be everything. Anything else you need, just let me kn...

  • Can’t Take Back Soiled Goods

    Read Can’t Take Back Soiled Goods Customer: "Hello, I'd like to return this laptop, please. None of the ports work. I...

  • Charge It To Experience

    Read Charge It To Experience My dad catches my teenage brother a few seconds before he tries to put his phone in the ...