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  • Uniformly Confusing

    Read Uniformly Confusing Customer: "Um, don't you work here?" Me: "Oh! No, I work at [Restaurant]." I thought it was ...

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    Read A powerline had gone down, knocking out the power in the shopping center I worked at. We closed the store but no...

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    Read My daughters and I have been swimming at our local gym and it’s time to go home, so we all head to the locker ro...

  • The Sauce Of All Past Problems

    Read The Sauce Of All Past Problems Customer: "Where are the extra mild sauces?" Me: "Oh, those were a seasonal selec...

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    Read In primary school, over the summer one year, we were given a list of homework tasks we could choose to complete ...

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    Read This story happened over a decade ago when I was still in high school. My Aunt had a falling out with my grandmo...

  • Open/Shut Case

    Read Open/Shut Case I had a customer who came in with one of those fancy reusable water bottles. Customer: "I was so ...

  • Gift Now, Fix Later

    Read Gift Now, Fix Later It's my first month working in a cheap high street jewellery store. I'm noticing something d...

  • You Don’t Get It, And You’re Not Getting It

    Read You Don’t Get It, And You’re Not Getting It Me: "Someone may be in the middle of buying it. Once they finish the...

  • Debt Is The New Black

    Read Debt Is The New Black Me: "Hi! Yes! I just joined last week." *Sticks hand out.* "I'm [My Name], nice to meet yo...

  • I Trust Some Dogs To Read Better Than Humans

    Read I Trust Some Dogs To Read Better Than Humans I'm working behind the children's desk when I spy a lost-looking ad...

  • So THAT’S What Happened To The Entwives

    Read So THAT’S What Happened To The Entwives Supervisor: "What are you talking about?" Me: "Weekend plans. [Coworker]...

  • They Were Pill-aged

    Read They Were Pill-aged He came out to check on the patient. He was there when the meds were to be given and noticed...

  • Will They Get It FINAL-y?

    Read Will They Get It FINAL-y? Customer: "What does final sale mean?" Me: "It means that once sold, the sale is final...

  • Calling Back Is Not Their Calling

    Read Calling Back Is Not Their Calling Me: "Two previous reps told me that they understood that I would not be discus...

  • Acting Pump-ous

    Read Acting Pump-ous Customer: "I WANT A MANAGER!" Me: "Sir, please don't—" Customer: "—I had to come in THREE TIMES!...

  • Bring Your Best To Work, Not Your Best Friend

    Read Bring Your Best To Work, Not Your Best Friend Another server was using the POS in the bag area when she looked d...

  • Are You Sitting Comfortably? Then I Shall Begin…

    Read Are You Sitting Comfortably? Then I Shall Begin… Customer: *Snidely.* "How nice it must be for you all to be abl...

  • Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 29

    Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 29 An angry-looking customer tosses a food thermometer onto my count...

  • When The Office Is A Bit Looney

    Read When The Office Is A Bit Looney I am doing my normal thing and look to see who I’m responding to. I see their na...