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Read Would Rather Be A Buzzkill Than A Bearkill I overheard an American couple with Georgia-ish accents trying to get...
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Read Ale Never Learn When we met in June, one of the beers on tap was a summer shandy (beer mixed with lemonade). I w...
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Read My girlfriend and I are on a shopping trip with [Friend 1] and her boyfriend, [Friend 2], who we met for the fir...
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Read A Not-So-Firm Grasp Of The Problem I'm working there for a few days when suddenly, no Internet access. Everyone ...
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Read That Answers THAT Burning Question Customer: "I need my heartburn medication!" Me: "I'll sort that out for you; ...
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Read I work in a retail pharmacy. I overheard the following said from a customer to a coworker. “The jury is still ou...
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Read I’m the author of this story from 2018, which was about my mother-in-law’s inability to remember that I don’t ea...
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Read Steaking Your Claim One of my weekly stops was a small market owned and run by an Iraqi immigrant. I will call h...
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Read (I’ve been selling swimsuits for years and I can tell most of the time what will look good on a customer and wha...
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Read My mom and I are talking to my nieces over FaceTime. The oldest is 6 and excited to show us about what she did i...
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Read A Reversal Of Conversation Me: "Okay, ma'am, I'm gonna need your card information so that you can do [transactio...
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Read I recently had an assessment to get a second opinion on my autism diagnosis for paperwork purposes. My mom has a...
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Read Espresso-No-No, Part 3 Customer: "A venti iced caramel macchiato, without the espresso." After explaining to him...
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Read All Signs Point To It Being A Crappy Morning Customer: "Your men's restroom is closed for cleaning!" Me: "Yes, s...
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Read Calories Hate This One Weird Trick… Customer: "Can I get [meal] but with the fried chicken, not the grilled. I'm...
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Read Boss Level Entrance Security: "Hey! You can’t do that! It’s a security risk!" Me: "Regardless of coming through ...
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Read This Payment Method Has A Checkered Past Cashier: "We don't accept cheques. You can pay with a card or cash, Swi...
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Read Looks Like You’re Shift Out Of Luck I work at the front desk. My shift ends at 6:00 PM. Another employee is sche...
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Read The Line Is Busy Customer: *On the phone.* "What?! How does that make sense! I would have said no!" Me: "Ma'am—"...
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Read Red Flags Me: "No, thank you, I'm not into tomatoes." Waiter: "It's not tomatoes, it's marinara." Me: "Uh, yeah....