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Read Looks Like You’re Shift Out Of Luck I work at the front desk. My shift ends at 6:00 PM. Another employee is sche...
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Read The Line Is Busy Customer: *On the phone.* "What?! How does that make sense! I would have said no!" Me: "Ma'am—"...
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Read Red Flags Me: "No, thank you, I'm not into tomatoes." Waiter: "It's not tomatoes, it's marinara." Me: "Uh, yeah....
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Read When Early Birds Go To The Dogs Early bird customers love watching me sweep or move things or whatever, not in u...
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Read Excel-lent Consequences Now, she's absolutely lazy. Like, ridiculously so. Won't even get off her a** during lun...
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Read Pay By Rain Check Customer: "Excuse me, you need to wipe down the patio tables! They're all wet!" Me: "That's be...
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Read Trying To Get To Pole Position Customer: "Your stupid pole just damaged my car!" Me: "I'm sorry?" Customer: "I h...
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Read A “Not Always Right” About A “Not Always Working” Customer: "Let me tell you a little story, young lady. I'm cas...
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Read The Mouse Ate My Mortgage Payment Caller: "Hey, so I'm calling to let you know I won't be paying my bills for a ...
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Read Ludicrous Parenting I grew up in the eighties and adored the movie Spaceballs. I'm now an adult and a parent. We...
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Read Appetite Fright Friend: "Can we sit down and eat yet?" Me: *Finishing up in the kitchen and bringing out fruit.*...
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Read Getting This Information Is Madden-ing Our video game store took in so much used video game equipment that the c...
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Read This [https://notalwaysright.com/never-mess-with-secretaries/369140/] story reminded me of one particular woman ...
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Read I do taxes for a living. I have a young man as a client. He owes a moderate amount of money, about $700. This is...
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Read I’m in my sophomore year of high school. Because of various problems, such as clinical anxiety and type 1 diabet...
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Read The Mother Of All Red Flags My last table was two dudes playing pool. When one started to flirt (in an atrocious...
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Read During my 11th grade year, we got a choir teacher. This teacher was a self-proclaimed professional choir teacher...
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Read (*While on my way to do some business, I see a group of people gathering around a middle-aged man who is laying ...
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Read Pay As You Chew Wife: "We'll take the check now, but I only ate half." Me: "Would you like me to get you a to-go...
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Read I have a booth at an antique store that has around 90 booths. The price tags on our merchandise has a code for t...