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  • They Need A Latitude Adjustment

    Read They Need A Latitude Adjustment We were with a group of friends. One of them suddenly announced she was going to...

  • Backslash Backlash

    Read Backslash Backlash A caller needs to type in a file path manually. Caller: "I typed in exactly what you said, an...

  • Untitled

    Read While we’re relaxing at home, my twelve-year-old gets up to use the bathroom. I hear water running as she washes...

  • That’s Not On The Curriculum

    Read That’s Not On The Curriculum I was browsing our website one day when I noticed a typo. I went to the IT people a...

  • Untitled

    Read My husband and I were out for a walk one afternoon on one of the many sidewalks in our neighbourhood. Suddenly, ...

  • Untitled

    Read My cousin and I were guests at a wedding last weekend, and her brother was the ring bearer. We arrived early so ...

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    Read My father went blind as a toddler, and as a result lived full-time with his paternal aunts so that he could atte...

  • The Grate Debate

    Read The Grate Debate Customer: "I want that block of cheddar. The whole thing." Me: "That's two kilos." Customer: "Y...

  • Untitled

    Read This happened a couple of years ago. I have AML. I had a lab appointment at the hospital cancer center. I took t...

  • A Queue-rious Claim

    Read A Queue-rious Claim I know she’s lying because our wait today hasn’t gone above forty minutes. I’m able to see o...

  • Untitled

    Read My sister and nieces came to visit my mother and I to get away from the heat where they live. My sister picks me...

  • Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 24

    Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 24 Customer: "I'm both dairy-free and gluten-free." Me: "I will keep that ...

  • Pound Foolish

    Read Pound Foolish Customer: "Since you're on the border, can you take my money?" Me: "I can, but the change will be ...

  • Wiseguy-Fi

    Read Wiseguy-Fi I got a tech support call from a customer in New York, with a THICK Long Island accent. Like Joe Pesc...

  • Oversharing Is Caring

    Read Oversharing Is Caring Manager: "Why are half the team gone?" Me: "I don't keep tabs on them." The manager delves...

  • This Complaint Feels Shady

    Read This Complaint Feels Shady Customer: "I bought one of your phones, but it already needs replacing!" Me: "I'm sor...

  • Alarmingly Casual

    Read Alarmingly Casual I'm in the middle of ordering food with a waiter when the restaurant's fire alarm goes off. Th...

  • Clause And Effect

    Read Clause And Effect Due to some legal updates, we have to issue an update to our terms and conditions. One of the ...

  • Dizzyingly Bad Logic

    Read Dizzyingly Bad Logic Me: "Are you okay, ma'am?" Customer: "No, I'm a little dizzy. Is the store moving?!" Read D...

  • The Work-Life Firewall

    Read The Work-Life Firewall My company has the option to install email/teams on your personal phone, and almost every...