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  • Read The Room!

    Read Read The Room! Dad: "No returns." Customer: "You should have a sign up saying that!" My dad just stops directly ...

  • Auntitlement

    Read Auntitlement Aunt: "Don't you know what day it is?!" Mom: "Uh… Tuesday?" Aunt: "It's my birthday!" Mom: "Oh, is ...

  • That Was Certainly A Power Trip!

    Read That Was Certainly A Power Trip! Me: "Change the utilities to your name today, please." Friend: "I'll do it, I'm...

  • They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 7

    Read They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 7 Customer: "So with the 50% off sign in front of the store AND a 50% ...

  • Untitled

    Read I have the most infuriating coworker I’ve ever dealt with. No one likes her because she is bossy even to her sup...

  • Will Flake Tomorrow

    Read Will Flake Tomorrow Our new classmate stares at the falling flakes and then at us, wide-eyed. New Classmate: "I'...

  • Lose The Attitude Like You Lose Your Keys

    Read Lose The Attitude Like You Lose Your Keys Lady: "Give me my keys!" Me: "Ma'am, I don't have your keys. What can ...

  • Untitled

    Read [Years ago, I moved from within San Antonio, TX, to a new home that was in another county. It was just over the ...

  • Untitled

    Read I was caught outside with the last train already gone, and was intending to call home to explain why I wouldn’t ...

  • Stuck In A Holding Pattern

    Read Stuck In A Holding Pattern Caller: "I want to be placed on hold until one is available." Me: "Ma'am, that will b...

  • Untitled

    Read I am leaving my car, 3 inches longer than a mini cooper, about to walk my dogs woman in giant SUV next to me: yo...

  • Untitled

    Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/having-a-taxi-ing-morning/339842/ ) and this story ( https://notalwaysri...

  • When They Don’t Want To Be At The Kids’ Table

    Read When They Don’t Want To Be At The Kids’ Table I'd just finished delivering drinks to the children's table when a...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m an extremely new worker at a local restaurant, as a busser. When I say new, I mean it- coming out of a seden...

  • That Seat Has Been Taken

    Read That Seat Has Been Taken Customer Service: "Store policy is that we don’t do returns on toilet seats once they’r...

  • An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 42

    Read An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 42 Customer: "You can't force me to wear a mask!" Me: "You're ri...

  • Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 39

    Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 39 Customer: "Your worker here needs to be reprimanded for s...

  • Deliver Us From This Bad Service

    Read Deliver Us From This Bad Service Courier: "You reported me for a missed delivery, but I have delivered your parc...

  • When Their Usual Is Chaos

    Read When Their Usual Is Chaos I see a woman come in who I recognized from being here a week before. I don't immediat...

  • When Discounts Require A Witness

    Read When Discounts Require A Witness Me: "That's already on clearance. It's 70% off." Customer: "But it's damaged, l...