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Read I´m currently working nightshift in a housing unit for people with mental illnesses. I started a night with chec...
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Read I’m the father of a wonderful toddler. I accidentally started a game awhile ago in which [daughter] would called...
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Read (As part of my job as the receptionist at a dental office, I am helping someone schedule an appointment.) ME: “H...
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Read Out Of Touch-screen Me: "Is it not responding when you press it?" Customer: *Very confused.* "Press on it? What ...
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Read Thinking Outside The Juice Box A customer places a carton of pre-mixed sangria. Customer: "I want to return this...
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Read When The Worker Is Giving It 1000% My Friend: "Oh, do you have a card on you? Let's not pay cash." Me: "Why not?...
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Read I Pita The Fool Who Doesn’t Read Customer: "Where’s the burger patty?" Me: "Umm, we don’t serve burgers." Custom...
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Read Some Nice Hair On That Jarhead One of our civil service workers was what we then referred to as kind of odd, but...
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Read Plastic Surgery Customer: "This one doesn't work either! These printers are obviously defective." Me: "You've ha...
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Read Once Upon A One-Time Payment Manager: "Look. They took memory cards from us and made us pay for storage. They to...
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Read Wild Animals Roaming Free? Inconceivable! Tourist: "What time do they let the wild animals out?" Me: "Well, they...
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Read A Feet Of Engineering With this information from the user, we started troubleshooting. There isn’t much you can ...
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Read Leave Your Mark Customer: "Do you have a permanent whiteboard marker?" Me: "Permanent?" Customer: "Yup." Me: "As...
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Read Less CrossFit More Cross Stitch Person: *Off the street.* "Hi, where is [Extreme Fitness] located?" Me: *Cheerfu...
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Read Gotta Hand It To Her One day, a partner (who was a huge, egotistical a**hole) was yelling at her over something ...
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Read LGBTQ-MIA-LHR Caller: "So, I was looking at flights from Miami to Boston for the summer. You had them for under ...
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Read Nintendo Sixty-Forgot Mom: *Furrowing her brow.* "What are you talking about? When did I ever buy you a game in ...
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Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 12 One of our friends, who is not interested in astronomy, is trying to figure ...
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Read Form-idable Questions Customer: "Maaa! Which one's my first name and which one's my family name?!" Read Form-ida...
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Read (For this story, you need to know that I went to a fee-paying private school, while my wife and all her family w...