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Read Hammer Home The Sexism Me: "Can I help you find something?" He looked me up and down before replying: Customer: ...
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Read Literally Handling Sausages, Mom! Basically, my mom wishes I were a lesbian. Part of it comes from her suspectin...
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Read The Brain Is Not Activated Friend: "My doctor told me I should try taking some deactivated charcoal for my tummy...
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Read There’s A Sting In This Tale, But No Twist Me: "How has your day been so far?" Customer: "Wonderful!" Me: "That'...
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Read I work in a public library. The other day, I was helping a borrower discharge her husband’s books. Me: Okay, you...
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Read [in my Algebra I class, my teacher is also the school’s basketball coach. One day in class, I ask him a question...
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Read I’ve joined my parents, sister, and nephews on a vacation. Our first night there, we went to a Japanese restaura...
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Read I’m taking an intro-level art class on the fundamentals of drawing. Our professor is a laid-back middle-aged guy...
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Read I work in security. I’m on pretty good terms with everyone who works in the building, it’s not actually a very l...
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Read I am the editor of a small but long-established Christian magazine (we date back to the 1870s). As such I receiv...
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Read Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Owner: "Come on [Regular's Name]. It's just a cartoon cat." Regular: "A...
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Read Hungry For The Past Customer: "Can I get [Burger]?" Me: "Uh, I don't think I know that one. What's on it?" Custo...
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Read Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Boss: "You got this ticket to repair this computer?" Me: "Clean it. The customer w...
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Read When You’re A PHENOMENON Regular: "Wow! Who was that?!" Me: "My boyfriend's ex." Regular: "Your boyfriend was wi...
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Read Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Me: "I'm sorry, sir. Because you're buying this for someone else, I can...
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Read Maybe If You Blend It? Me: "Hi, welcome in! Can I get you started with some drinks?" Customer: "Steak and shrimp...
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Read Game Over, Dad Mum: "So… I saw the boys playing the other day." Dad: "Mmhmm." Mum: "Yes, it was such an interest...
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Read Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Friend: "My nephew wanted to get a big poster of The Peruvian Man, but his mum sa...
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Read McGrow Up I was behind what I could only describe now as a giant toddler. He was griping and moaning the whole t...
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Read Caller *very aggressive right off the bat*: I need Ed NOW! Me: I’m sorry we don’t have anyone here by that name....