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Read Non-Playable Customer I'm doing the morning prep in an Italian dinner spot. The door is unlocked so that cleanin...
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Read Crabsolutely Not Me: "Does anyone here have any allergies or intolerances?" Customer: "I'm allergic to seafood."...
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Read Snowbody Else Had A Problem Bossman: "Look, I know you, and know that you don't cause problems. But the customer...
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Read To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method I open the office fridge to get my lunch, when I see a post-it...
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Read The Pineapple Express Lane One of the men in the group, who loved nothing more than a good joke except for a rea...
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Read No Soup For You! Part 15 Me: "What's the soup of the day?" Server: "I don't know." Me: "Could you check?" Server...
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Read The Current Tenant Most months, my electricity bill sits around $80. I pretty much use a couple of lights, my la...
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Read Stock Answers Aren’t Gonna Cut It Customer: "Can you tell me what the broccoli and cheddar soup is?" Me: "Sure! ...
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Read Don’t Show Your Work Manager: "Did you split the comped items onto another check and close that one separately?"...
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Read Screenshot And Tonic Customer: "Can I get a vodka tonic?" Me: "Sure. Can I see some ID?" Customer: "Do I look un...
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Read Putting The A** Into Asphalt Manager: "What are you doing here?" Me: "[Assistant Manager] said if I wasn't here ...
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Read Their Plan Is Not Concrete Caller: "I need concrete!" Me: "Well, that's what we do. What date were you—" Caller:...
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Read Twisted Expectations Customer: "My pasta is cold." Me: "Would you like me to box that up for you so you can rehe...
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Read Name Dropping A few weeks later, I got my paperwork. All three of my names are spelled incorrectly. I go to the ...
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Read I’m Dairy Confused Customer: "Eww! Cheese, on a burger?! Who would even think of such a thing?! That's so gross!...
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Read Well, That’s Nap Time Cancelled… Me: "Hey, [Sister], just to let you know, I'm all done, so I'm driving back to ...
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Read Search Your Feelings, Mom I work in the childcare area at a gym. We have a mom who comes in semi-frequently whos...
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Read Time Portals From 1968 Customer: "What is a PIN?" Me: "Your number you enter into the ATM to get your cash out."...
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Read (This story takes place at a soda fountain that also offers snacks and hot chocolate. I had been parked, waiting...
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Read Alarmingly Unprepared Me: "What the heck is that?" Student: "I think it's a fire drill?" Naturally, the school n...