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  • The Work-Life Firewall

    Read The Work-Life Firewall My company has the option to install email/teams on your personal phone, and almost every...

  • Unable To Deli With It

    Read Unable To Deli With It Customer: "I want the bagel but replace [common ingredient] for [uncommon ingredient]." C...

  • The General Idea

    Read The General Idea Me: "Where did you plug the network cable in at?" Little Boss: "Behind the typewriter desk!" Me...

  • Dar-Win Some, Lose Some

    Read Dar-Win Some, Lose Some Customer: "Why do you have a tooth around your neck?" I explain what it is. Customer: "U...

  • Come Rain Or Dine

    Read Come Rain Or Dine Caller: "Hi, our family is travelling to your state, and we have a reservation there in a mont...

  • They Do Not Get Credit For That One

    Read They Do Not Get Credit For That One I'm in an airport convenience store, and I hand the card over to pay. He sto...

  • You’re Still A Pizza The Problem

    Read You’re Still A Pizza The Problem Customer: "I want to order [pizza]." Me: "Is that for delivery or collection, m...

  • Rivalry Begins At Birth

    Read Rivalry Begins At Birth A couple is picking out some baby clothes. Based on their conversation with me, I’ve lea...

  • The Flip Side Of Intelligence

    Read The Flip Side Of Intelligence Passenger: "You'll have to give me your details so we can talk more at the confere...

  • A Brewing Emergency

    Read A Brewing Emergency I work in a coffee shop in a neighborhood that has a large homeless population. We've had to...

  • Untitled

    Read A customer wants to know if their address is connected to fiber. It isn’t. They are also still under contract fo...

  • Straight A’s For Allergies

    Read Straight A’s For Allergies A mom and her teenage son are in my medical center. The son has taken some allergy te...

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    Read it’s June–Pride Month. My mom and I are hanging out when I get a text from a friend of mine. It’s a screenshot o...

  • Untitled

    Read (I have a fairly common first name. Let’s say it’s Sarah.) (I’m in the back one day when a co-worker I’m friends...

  • That Car Can Run On Main Character Energy

    Read That Car Can Run On Main Character Energy Customer: "Well... I'm waiting!" Not seeing any attendant nearby just ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m sitting in the Little Rock, AR airport waiting for my flight which has been delayed. It’s not the only one. ...

  • Untitled

    Read Author of this story and several others https://notalwaysright.com/our-condolences-for-the-loss-of-a-really-cool...

  • Easily Shell Shocked

    Read Easily Shell Shocked Woman: "So, are you new?" Me: "No. I've been here for about two years." Suddenly, her eyes ...

  • Untitled

    Read I am,. I would say, highly professional independent structural designer. In this specific case I work with the d...

  • That’s A Winning Response

    Read That’s A Winning Response Me: "Anything else I can bring for you folks?" Customer: *Who thinks they are hilariou...