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Read Someone In IT Seriously Corked Up After my orthotist coworker finished custom fitting a wrist splint (known as a...
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Read I have ordered an item from a site that I have shopped at before and had good experience with, even though the c...
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Read A Noise Pollution Solution Me: "Hi, this is the front desk. I'm sorry to bother you, but I got a noise complaint...
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Read I’m at the Punk Rock Bowling & Music Festival in downtown Las Vegas. As part of the festival, there are a dozen ...
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Read I used to work at an office that had the most un-HR HR manager you ever met. She loved to crack dirty jokes in m...
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Read Parking Mad Customer: "Why is there nowhere to park?!" I look around at the crazy number of people in the store,...
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Read I am the author of The Faint Was No Feint https://notalwaysright.com/the-faint-was-no-feint/55732/ . While we’re...
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Read Last weekend a close friend was visiting my husband and me and we were engaged in our usual banter and good natu...
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Read Right Points, Wrong Target Customer: "And people like you are responsible for this." Me: "Me?" Customer: "Yes, y...
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Read Focus, Man! Customer: "Can I see this camera?" Me: "You mean you'd like to buy it?" Customer: "No, I mean I'd li...
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Read Admission Impossible The last showing of the night is twenty minutes in, when the manager walks over to us all a...
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Read You Either Have The Job, Or Security Is Escorting You Out… Interviewer: "What would you say is your greatest wea...
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Read We’ll Give You 10% Of Nothing Customer: "You're having a 10% off everything sale?" Me: "That's right!" Customer:...
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Read Brew-tiful Gesture Over a period of about six weeks, I'd ordered toasties, cakes and coffee from a chain coffee ...
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Read It Is Possible To Ruin A Ruin Tour Guide: *In accented English.* "Hey! You can’t have breakfast here!" Man #1: *...
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Read Onions, Cilantro, Salsa And… A Straw Me: "Yes, please. And another taco plate with chicken." Taqueria Worker: "Y...
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Read Ordering Some Breakfast Pi Manager: "Can you check the CCTV from last night?" Me: "I can. Why? What happened?" M...
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Read Raising Salaries And Children Colleague: "That's it! I'm gonna find a new job!" Me: "Why, what happened?" Collea...
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Read BS By Any Other Name Is Still BS Customer #2: "Don't be stupid! It's not grapes! It's made from roses! The petal...
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Read Screen Of The Crime Customer: "How am I supposed to keep people from hacking in and watching me?" Me: "Uh… that'...