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  • Search Your Feelings, Mom

    Read Search Your Feelings, Mom I work in the childcare area at a gym. We have a mom who comes in semi-frequently whos...

  • Time Portals From 1968

    Read Time Portals From 1968 Customer: "What is a PIN?" Me: "Your number you enter into the ATM to get your cash out."...

  • Untitled

    Read (This story takes place at a soda fountain that also offers snacks and hot chocolate. I had been parked, waiting...

  • Alarmingly Unprepared

    Read Alarmingly Unprepared Me: "What the heck is that?" Student: "I think it's a fire drill?" Naturally, the school n...

  • The Current State Of Medicine

    Read The Current State Of Medicine An older couple is looking through their medical paperwork in the waiting room. Hu...

  • Untitled

    Read Honestly, the stories I have about working in and managing petrol stations could fill a book. Here’s one. As a s...

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    Read This story takes place when I’m 24, briefly moving back in with my parents due to economical reasons (read: I wa...

  • Surprisingly No Blowback

    Read Surprisingly No Blowback Customer: "How do I know this is fresh?" Me: "It just came out of the oven." Customer: ...

  • Untitled

    Read I submitted one university story already, and I want to submit one more. I think it was in my third year. We got...

  • More Than A Minor Inconvenience

    Read More Than A Minor Inconvenience Me: "Ma'am, earlier you told me your daughter was a minor. Now you're telling me...

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    Read My grandfather is ex-military. I don’t know his actual rank or job name, but for most of his service, he was a w...

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    Read Our receptionist had to step out for a few minutes, so I’m sitting at the reception desk for her to cover the ph...

  • Not Working, Means Working As Intended

    Read Not Working, Means Working As Intended Coworker: "I thought so. They're reporting a bug." Me: "Bug?" Coworker: "...

  • This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 8

    Read This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 8 A woman brings a full cart up and starts trying to unload all her ...

  • It Means A Lot

    Read It Means A Lot Me: "Enjoy this plethora of international heat!" Guy: "WOW, that’s a big word for a server!" Me: ...

  • How To Cheese Off The Marketing Department

    Read How To Cheese Off The Marketing Department Me: "I'll get a regular burger, please." Cashier: "We have a deal on ...

  • A Darwinian Cleanse

    Read A Darwinian Cleanse Me: "Sir! Absolutely not! This is bleach! It's not meant to go anywhere near or in the human...

  • It’s Kinda Fishy How No One Sells It

    Read It’s Kinda Fishy How No One Sells It The other day, a customer asked me a question that put a crack in my custom...

  • Tempest Outside The Teapot

    Read Tempest Outside The Teapot Lady: "This water is not hot enough! The tea didn't even dissolve, the water is still...

  • There Is Norway We Are Turning Around

    Read There Is Norway We Are Turning Around During the next few hours, we both remember small things we forgot, and jo...