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Read Nepotism Never Takes A Holiday My boss's boss comes over to me, working away at my desk: Big Boss: "You booked o...
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Read Poorly Received Customer: "You! Hey! Yeah, you! How much is this trampoline?" As I can't see a price sticker, I ...
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Read Opposites Retract Sister: "You two stop and apologize to each other right now or I'm sending [Neice #1] outside ...
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Read Universe Has Left The Chat I own a specific kind of oracle deck that often makes me feel better. I'll ask questi...
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Read A New Dimension Of Stupidity, Part 10 Customer: "Excuse me, what does it mean when it says 3D next to the film?"...
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Read Last year around Halloween my Parents-in-Law, my husband, my kids and I went to The Magic of the Jack-o-lanterns...
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Read Clueless Cleanliness My son's college lets incoming freshmen chat online and pick their own roommates instead of...
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Read My parents owned a small grocery store in rural East England. The store was in a small market town in the Fens, ...
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Read Rum And Dumber Me: "Excuse me?! I made your drink twice, and you’ve sent it back each time. Would you like to wa...
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Read I happened to overhear this conversation between a coworker and a customer. Customer: I can’t believe you’re adv...
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Read [I once worked in a marine engineering firm. One of my unofficial duties was running the weekly NFL pool, where ...
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Read I work as a contractor performing towing for the Minneapolis Police Force. One winter day, we get a call about a...
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Read He’ll Be Back… For Another Half Dozen I work in a donut place that has the donuts on a conveyor belt behind a gl...
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Read I’m helping a client with some Minnesota taxation issues for his S-corp. Me: “To get to the Minnesota Department...
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Read Tell Them To Go Phish!, Part 3 Me: *Trying not to scream.* "Ma'am, that is a phishing e-mail! We don't need your...
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Read When We’d Rather You Not Turn The Other Cheek I'm walking past the beauty section at the big-box store where I w...
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Read Closing Arguments, Part 2 Customer: "Hey! You need to let me in!" Me: "I actually don't. We closed a minute ago....
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Read Noah Lot About Rainbows Christian Coworker: "I get that it's Pride month and everything, but does it always have...
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Read A Calculated Conspiracy Customer: "You didn't give me enough change. It's 47 cents!" Me: "Your total was 44,63 €...
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Read Really Adds Some Flavor To The Drink Stewardess: "What would you like to drink, sir?" Passenger: "A Coca-Cola, p...