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  • Law Of Recurrence

    Read Law Of Recurrence During the finals period, my study group checked out the last ten years of exams and took them...

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    Read (My girlfriend cut the space between her fingers, and instead of listening to all of the people who had actually...

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    Read I was quite an unruly child, running around and breaking stuff, rarely thinking things through or considering th...

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    Read My husband is not some friendless entity. He simply works from home full-time. I work a hybrid-model myself, wor...

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    Read Reading this story (https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-what-you-need-is-a-workaround/343953/) reminded me of o...

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    Read My name is not American, but for arguments sake, let’s pretend it’s Cassidy, as that name has just enough in com...

  • Blessings Of Daily Bread

    Read Blessings Of Daily Bread The cashier looks at all sides of the bread bag and tries to scan it a couple of more t...

  • It’s The Season For Brain Freeze

    Read It’s The Season For Brain Freeze At this time, the temperature was hovering around 30°F to 40°F (-1°C to 4°C) ou...

  • Corporate Have Moving Targets

    Read Corporate Have Moving Targets Many years ago, I decided to rent a [famous moving van company] to move a bunch of...

  • This Is Not A Drill, It’s A Kettle

    Read This Is Not A Drill, It’s A Kettle The customer snapped, and he threw the kettle lead (which came with a UK-styl...

  • Calling In Sick Would Have Been The Icing On The Birthday Cake

    Read Calling In Sick Would Have Been The Icing On The Birthday Cake Manager: "I don't think I'm going to be able to g...

  • A Hot Take During A Cold Front

    Read A Hot Take During A Cold Front Customer: "Do you have any idea how freaking cold it is out right now!?" Cashier:...

  • Nothing Beets A New Retail Urban Legend

    Read Nothing Beets A New Retail Urban Legend I had a customer return a vacuum cleaner once, my supervisor did the ret...

  • A Sign Of Things to Come, Part 3

    Read A Sign Of Things to Come, Part 3 Customer: "Do you guys make bumper stickers?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am, we certainly do...

  • A Critical Miss On Customer Retention

    Read A Critical Miss On Customer Retention This used to work fine for about a year, until December 2022, when the pre...

  • Stop… Thinking

    Read Stop… Thinking Customer: *Pointing at shared space.* "Can I park there?" Me: "No. And if the parking wardens see...

  • No, We Are Definitely Not Gaslighting You!

    Read No, We Are Definitely Not Gaslighting You! Me: "Okay, so is the gas odor coming from a specific appliance? Like ...

  • Giving You Some Curbside-Eye

    Read Giving You Some Curbside-Eye Employee: "Oh, I was looking for you before." Me: "I was right here." Employee: "No...

  • What Musical Are You Watching? Oh, All Of Them.

    Read What Musical Are You Watching? Oh, All Of Them. Some gay friends invite us over to watch a movie, and we end up ...

  • When The Owner Delivers A Religious Experience

    Read When The Owner Delivers A Religious Experience Head Customer: "Excuse me, can you not see that we're having a co...