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Read Well… That Clotted Cream Can Get Kinda Heavy I'm at home, eight years old at the time, doing basic science homew...
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Read They Must Be Fun To Overhear At Parties… Son: "Can I ask you a question?" Friend: "You just did." Son: "Can I as...
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Read Seeing The Frames But Missing The Point Doctor: "Can I help you?" Man: "Oh, no, we're just browsing, thank you."...
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Read (My stepdad recounted this story to me while my mom was at work one day. He ran to the local department store wi...
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Read Some Of Them Speak Quite Young, But C’mon… My then-baby niece was born with a bruise below her chest (it’s somet...
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Read I just read this story (https://notalwaysright.com/marketers-reverting-baby-talk/103487/), which reminded me of ...
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Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 56 Employee: "Sir, can we help you?" Customer: "F****** new guy need...
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Read We were the… well, not “idiots”* but ignorant ones in this story. My cousin and I went to Japan, a lifelong drea...
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Read When The Bigot Literally Types Their Own Case File Me: "Sir, our technicians are selected based on skill and cer...
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Read So, reading the news, this has apparently happened all over again recently. https://fortune.com/2024/08/30/offic...
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Read Almost 10 years ago now, I was in my early 20s and my sister was a senior in high school. Our mother had been ab...
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Read Preschool Precogs Girl: "Do you have a security person or something?" Me: "Not really, but I can probably help y...
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Read The Travel Insurance Quote For 5.5 Million People Is… Me: "Good afternoon, [Bank Insurance Name], you're through...
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Read For The iPod You Should iDouble-Check Customer: "I want an iPod." Me: "We have a range of them over here—" Custo...
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Read Bless This Mess, For Making You Quit I worked in a clothing store when I was sixteen. The store was in a dead ma...
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Read This Refund Is Out Of Gas Customer: "I got this can of gas, and I want to return it. I have the receipt." Me: "T...
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Read Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder I work in a warehouse that employs a lot of immigrant labor, and in our par...
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Read Beef And Switch Me: "Yeah, it's a one-use coupon, sorry about that." Customer: "Oh.... well, can you help me get...
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Read Training To Be A Cart-ographer Me: "I'll need you to collect stray carts after your break." New Hire: "...I'm no...
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Read Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Cashier: *With a thousand-yard stare.* "Please enter your PIN code." I d...