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Read Don’t Come Here With European Math Tourist: "We're driving to New Mexico today. Will we have enough gasoline?" M...
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Read Undercooked And Overconfident Customer: "Lift up a slice and show me the bottom of the pizza. I don't think it's...
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Read I’m leaving the grocery store one afternoon, and walking ahead of me is a woman with her young daughter (probabl...
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Read Back in mid-February, I got a UTI, and took antibiotics for it. It went away (or so I thought). About 3 weeks la...
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Read My family are all Christians of varying levels of faith while I’m the sole witch in the family (unbeknownst to m...
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Read My boyfriend is a fanfiction author. Lately, he’s been plagued by private messages from commissioned artists who...
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Read This happened about 40 years ago. A a child I had dental treatment that wasn’t very good, it caused a lot of pai...
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Read I was on vacation with some family members I haven’t seen in awhile, including an elderly uncle-in-law who I’ve ...
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Read As Opposed To The Kind That Come From A Buffalo Customer: "No, like, what kind of chicken wings do you have?" Me...
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Read Taco ‘Bout Stupid Questions Customer: "How many grams of protein would you say are in this ground lamb taco? And...
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Read The Middle Child Of History Coworker: "You're a Millennial?" Me: "Older Millennial, yes. Sometimes we're called ...
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Read A Brewed Awakening, Part 4 I'm in line in a busy coffee shop. It's in the lobby of a large office building, and ...
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Read Rachel Green Did Not Make This Trifle A lady was looking at the cakes and trifles we have in our cabinet. Custom...
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Read Clock Blocked Customer: *Accusingly.* "You closed early on Saturday!" Me: "We close at the same time every Satur...
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Read Getting Answers From The Leek Squad A family (grandparents, parents, two grandkids) is looking at the menu and d...
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Read The Queue Whisperer Every few minutes, he cranes his neck, spots another line moving slightly quicker, and aband...
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Read Spreadable Diseases He rattles off a bunch of ingredients. Customer: "So, the olives and anchovies, obviously, b...
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Read [My wife and I ordered pizzas last weekend. She placed the order via the store’s app. Then it came to delivery o...
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Read The Number One Thing To Do In College Is Flirting I studied biology in my undergrad degree. One upper-year cours...
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Read [In junior high, the vice principal would read announcements twice a day, during 2nd and 6th periods. The Monday...