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Read Memory Lane Has A Few Bumps Customer: "I'm having some trouble here. Can you help me?" Me: "Certainly! Can I hav...
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Read How To Potty Train Management Supervisor: "Where are you going?" Coworker #1: "To use the restroom." Supervisor:...
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Read Passing The Buck Twice Customer: "How much is this?" Coworker: "Two dollars." Customer: "I thought everything he...
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Read Stranger Things Are Happening Between eight and ten years ago, I received an email welcoming me to Netflix. That...
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Read In The Grim Darkness Of The Present, There Is Only Bad Parenting Multiple times we were there, there'd be some p...
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Read When The Consequences Come In Family-Sized Servings On the door to the place is a large sign, handwritten: Sign:...
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Read Raise Against The Machine Boss: "Hey, I saw you put in your notice." Me: "That's right." Boss: "But why would yo...
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Read Getting A Hard Reset… In Life Me: "Ma'am, I'm going to either have to ask you to stop yelling or come back when ...
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Read Coke And Dagger We found ourselves in one of the nursing stations and saw a Coke bottle inside their fridge. Bro...
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Read Different Kind Of Power Struggle I live in an apartment in a small town in Saskatchewan. In this province, adver...
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Read So, Bread Can Be Racist Now… Customer: "That bread has dirt all over it." Me: "That's not dirt; it's topped with...
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Read I’m looking for some premade food for dinner at the hot meal counter at a grocery store. They’ve got some stuff ...
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Read The Sting Operation This time was different; this time my property manager got stung in the head by a paper wasp...
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Read One day I was making quesadillas & tater tots for lunch. I made 3 quesadillas: one for me and one for each of my...
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Read Waiting For Gouda This guy goes straight to the cheese wall. Every single time. He'll stand there for anywhere b...
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Read My mom and I are on a road trip, and have lived off of fast food for several days. We have some extra time and d...
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Read One day in history and geography class, our teacher said this. The teacher: After the war, the Emperor of Japan ...
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Read One of the things we get in our email every day are safety reports, which detail recent incidents in the company...
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Read Would Rather Be A Bean Counter Customer: "What the h*** are you doing?! I want that!" *Points.* Me: "You're poin...
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Read I started this job a month ago, so I’m getting a lot of training. My coworker has been here for six months. Me: ...