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  • Spreadable Diseases

    Read Spreadable Diseases He rattles off a bunch of ingredients. Customer: "So, the olives and anchovies, obviously, b...

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    Read [My wife and I ordered pizzas last weekend. She placed the order via the store’s app. Then it came to delivery o...

  • The Number One Thing To Do In College Is Flirting

    Read The Number One Thing To Do In College Is Flirting I studied biology in my undergrad degree. One upper-year cours...

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    Read [In junior high, the vice principal would read announcements twice a day, during 2nd and 6th periods. The Monday...

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    Read I have recently become a classifier for my company so I have to submit my classifications to a person who verifi...

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    Read To preface, I am hard of hearing. Not deaf, but I have Chronic Tinnitus, which is a ringing or buzzing in the ea...

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    Read I have been working at GameStop, a used games retailer. I have had years of experience that still would not me h...

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    Read My dad relayed this story to me tonight after he came home from work. My dad is 72 and has several health condit...

  • Problem Manufactured Successfully

    Read Problem Manufactured Successfully Customer: "Oh, I was here yesterday, and there was a shrimp missing on my shri...

  • Change For The Better

    Read Change For The Better I went in with forty papa-provided dollars and explicit permission to buy a snack as well ...

  • Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen

    Read Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen Coworker: "An American family asked me what all these yellow blobs w...

  • Wrong On Every Account

    Read Wrong On Every Account Me: "He's going on and on about me sabotaging his security verification steps, but he's j...

  • Stock Answers

    Read Stock Answers Out of the corner of my eye, I notice an associate practically run over to me, and I brace for the...

  • Orange You Glad I Asked?

    Read Orange You Glad I Asked? I'm bringing a table a Pepsi, and an orange soda. Customer: "Which one is the orange so...

  • That’s Some Real Commitment To Something Fake

    Read That’s Some Real Commitment To Something Fake Coworker: "Ugh, I'm so sleepy. I want to go home." Me: "But you ju...

  • Whine Pairing

    Read Whine Pairing Customer: "What's your most expensive champagne?" Me: "Well, we don't have any sparkling wine from...

  • Faux Real?

    Read Faux Real? A customer who has ordered everything vegan (vegan cheese) comes back with her burger. Customer: "Can...

  • Plate Tectonics

    Read Plate Tectonics An older couple has just paid their bill, and on the check has written a big fat zero on the tip...

  • They Lost The Game Of Thrones

    Read They Lost The Game Of Thrones Lead: "What the f*** is that? All gender? What is that about?" Site Manager: *Calm...

  • Purrmanent Displeasure

    Read Purrmanent Displeasure A woman walks into the pet store and right up to me. Woman: "Can you please explain to me...