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Read Freight Expectations I work in the call center for a retail website. A caller comes in hot, angry from the get-g...
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Read Someone Always Looking For Answers Doesn’t Mean They’re Curious Caller: "How far are you from the beach and how ...
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Read Delivering A Concrete Jungle Is California Dreaming Me: "Where will it need to get to?" Caller: "California." Me...
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Read Kale Force Winds Me: "You really don't look like you're enjoying that." Colleague: "It's actually a really good ...
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Read Raising The Steaks And Lowering The Prices Customer: "So, about my steak and side?" Me: "Yes?" Customer: "Can I ...
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Read Five-Point Business Plan Supervisor: "Are you drawing pentagrams?" Me: "Pentacles." Supervisor: "What's the diff...
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Read Think Before You Ink, Part 14 My tattoo artist is giving me a tattoo and is totally focused on me. Some guy wand...
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Read It’s Not Flexible If It Only Bends One Way The next day, the manager calls my attention to the schedule. Me: "Y...
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Read Someone Is About To Be Very Melon-cholic I'm checking out an older couple. I scan two melons and place them in t...
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Read Tie Hard I got called to the carpet for wearing black Skechers to work, so I started coming in every day dressed...
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Read Their Brains Are (En)Closed To The Obvious One of the huge enclosures is designed to resemble a tropical landsca...
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Read Miata Made A Slight Miscalculation Customer: "I need help loading a grill." He has a big six-burner, which is ta...
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Read The Position Is Still… Open My boss is conducting job interviews. One of the women being interviewed, when exiti...
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Read How To Lose A Wife In 40 Minutes Customer: "If I bring my wife to this movie, is she gonna like it?" Me: "Does y...
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Read A New Kind Of Red Scare I'm watching the news when my kid cousin (five years old) wanders in and watches part of...
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Read A Parent Trap Of Your Own Making Older Woman: "You should be ashamed!" Older Man: "Excuse me?" Older Woman: *Poi...
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Read We Bag To Differ Customer: *With a very confrontational tone.* "These bags are way too heavy! There's no way I c...
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Read My family is overweight due to a combination of mental health issues, poor diet, and lack of exercise. I was bul...
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Read This story takes place this past May, during the final week of school. I was a sophomore at the time. I had been...
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Read Me: So, I recently started Tai Chi Other person: Oh, is that a specific way of cooking Thai? (He has a masters d...