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Read Roll And Repeat This particular lady is famous for asking (minimum) ten questions about the menu each time, usua...
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Read This is a story that was relayed to me by my father about the risks of hitchhiking. One day, many, many years ag...
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Read The Technology Came Out Of The Blu Customer: "My DVD player says it can't read the disc." Me: "That's because th...
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Read Hispanic/indigenous native born here in the USA. My entire department got an email all students were to meet wit...
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Read I remember when I first started teaching. I had just graduated college and needed a job to pay for my $10K weddi...
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Read China Make Sense Of It Customer: "So you're from China?" Me: "No, I'm half Filipino, half Swedish." Read China M...
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Read Pie Another Day Customer: "What time is it?" Me: "It's 3:35." Customer: "Nighttime or daytime?" Me: "Uh… nightti...
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Read Our Princess Is In Another Castle! Tourist: "How do we get to the other castle?" Me: "Which other castle?" Touri...
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Read The First Rule Of Disclosure Club… Several years ago, a member of my family worked for the government in a rathe...
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Read The Argument Keeps Going To Lower Floors Guest: "It is unacceptable that the elevators aren't working!" I think ...
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Read Peerless Employment Late one morning, my manager came up to me and said: Manager: "In the big meeting this after...
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Read Ale’s Well That Ends Well Officer: "Have you had anything to drink tonight?" Me: "No. I know my car doesn't smel...
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Read The Emperor’s New Shoes Me: "I'm sorry, we don't sell denims." Customer: "You have a huge poster outside with a ...
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Read We Have Some Urgent Follow-Up Questions With Who Certified You… Day Laborer: "I have to run wires to all of the ...
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Read Pee-riod Drama A guy was standing in front of the tampon section and looked over at me: Customer: "You got any o...
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Read Access Of Evil "But what if I need to do [insert random task that I still found myself with astonishing frequenc...
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Read The Bride Has Gone Overboard Bride: "All the boats are in the harbour!" Me: "Yes, it's a working harbour." Bride...
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Read In The Internet Of Things, They Want The Thing Customer: "I don't know what those are. I just want Internet." Me...
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Read X Marks The Dead Spot One day, a chiropractor hired me to figure out why his laptop wouldn't work in one particu...
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Read Chew Want It Both Ways Customer: "You're a heartless b****! How do you even work here if you clearly don’t care ...