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Read Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Since The Yawn Of Time Me: "I saw that." Kid: "I'm not tired!" Me: "You just ya...
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Read It’s Time To Throw In The Towel A guy puts his towel on a bench and disappears. Another gym-goer walks up to me ...
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Read Customers Have Off Days When You Have Days Off Department Manager: "She is not working today." Customer: "Why?!"...
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Read I was doing a work placement for my Tourism diploma at the Chateau de Versailles, during the 2023 summer, when s...
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Read It’s Not Cheaper To Prevent The Prevention Owner: "[Dog's Name] doesn’t need heartworm prevention. She never goe...
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Read (I work at a store that sells, among other things, cigarettes and alcohol. Policy is to ID everyone, doesn’t mat...
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Read This Conversation Is Going Watership Down Hill A few weeks ago, a woman came in, looking for a new fun treat to ...
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Read (My brother-in-law, his heavily pregnant wife, and their sweet three year old son pick me up from work one day a...
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Read This was back in the aughties. Grandpa was a somewhat hardcore republican. Sweet gentle guy if you meet him face...
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Read The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 37 Up at the counter, a single register is open, and a woman in her sev...
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Read I’ve just moved into my first flat, and I’m looking to replace the carpet in my new bedroom with my dad, who is ...
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Read (I’m a cashier at a dealership. Most dealerships take customer data very seriously. Every dealership has their o...
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Read When It Finally Registers Me: "Can I help you, sir?" Customer: "Check me out!" Me: "I'm sorry, I can't check you...
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Read Driven By Delusion Customer: "Wait! Where are you going?" Me: "Back to the rental office. Was there something el...
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Read The Real Thing Is Out Of Reach Customer: "What's the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?" Me: "Pretty mu...
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Read When They’re A Credit To Humanity When I was a long-term patient in the hospital after an accident (two months),...
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Read Tipped To Be A Bad Day, Part 3 Customer: "Can I use a discount?" Me: "Do you have a coupon or a gift card?" Cust...
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Read Soft Drink, Hard Sell Me: "Just a soda, thanks." Cashier: "$2.50." Me: "The sign outside says sodas are on speci...
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Read Duty Calls, But Not That Kind I’m walking back to the store when a regular customer runs over to me. Customer: "...
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Read A Tweetable Moment Coworker: *Looking out the window next to her desk.* "Huh." Me: "What?" Coworker: "That bird ...