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Read Duty Calls, But Not That Kind I’m walking back to the store when a regular customer runs over to me. Customer: "...
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Read A Tweetable Moment Coworker: *Looking out the window next to her desk.* "Huh." Me: "What?" Coworker: "That bird ...
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Read Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Woman: "Now, what ocean is that out there?" Me: "That is the At...
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Read I Call That A Win I stopped at a convenience store to buy a drink. The sign in front of the register said procee...
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Read I Leg To Differ Me: "We cannot substitute the potato with meat. You need to choose something from the same secti...
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Read Take A Shot In The Dark, Part 2 Customer: "Can I get a Chumbawumba?" Me: "Uh… what is that?" Customer: "The drin...
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Read PowerPoint Power Struggles Me: "Hey, [Manager], if you like, I can help you out with the report presentation eac...
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Read Cauli For Concern Me: "What's the issue with it so I can tell the chef?" Customer: "It has shaved parmesan on it...
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Read The Purrfect Storm My family had two cats, who were opposites in a couple of ways. One of them was quite silly, ...
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Read Kick That Bad Habit I'm watching my five-year-old son's football match on a Saturday morning. Most of the parent...
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Read Diplomatic Immunity Denied Manager: "Sir, we have a return policy, and I'm afraid you're outside it." Customer: ...
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Read In college, I had a professor who was notoriously bad at time management. He taught a writing workshop, and we g...
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Read Here To Pass The Class, Not The Buck Teacher: "[My Name], since you seem to feel like my class isn't challenging...
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Read I have tattoos on my arms that reference a song I enjoy and try to live by. They’re basically to-do lists with a...
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Read Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Me: "Hello there, how can I help you?" The man didn't say a word back to me...
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Read At the time this story takes place, my girlfriend (GF) and I (also female) have been together for a while alread...
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Read My spouse puts something in his work bag. The 1 year old spots him. 1 yo: a pop? Me: Oh, no, sweety. Daddy doesn...
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Read I’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an ap...
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Read Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at ...
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Read Twenty years ago, one of my wife’s sisters and her freshly-married husband, both fully Polish, did what many peo...