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Read Shelf Isolation It is circa 2021. Me: "They're opening libraries near me again." Dad: "Are you sure that's safe?...
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Read Counterspell: Rebuke Lady #2: *Pointing at us and the pride flags on the house.* "Do you want to spend eternity ...
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Read A Brew American Customer: "Is the beer you brew here local to the region?" Me: "Well, I mean, it's literally bre...
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Read One of my coworkers, who is Chinese, answers his phone and starts talking in his native language. While this is ...
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Read Three Strikes And You’re Out Errol: "[Brother's Name]." Brother: *Raises hand.* "Here!" Errol: "Are you [My Name...
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Read Third Time’s The Harm I used to work for a medical insurance company, taking customer calls. Caller: "I need to ...
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Read To make ends meet during my studies I worked, among others, as mystery shopper. One day I was sent in a famous s...
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Read The Accidental Snitch He came back three days later. Me: "Hey! Vodka tonic, right? And tequila sod—uhh…" This is...
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Read Having read so many stories on this site that involve bureaucracy incompetence and sluggishness, I thought I’d s...
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Read One day my parents and I were talking about dream vacations, and all of us agreed that the Nordic countries woul...
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Read (I’m with my friends to pick up their child/my godchild from daycare. On the way from daycare I sit in the backs...
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Read That Was A Fun-Guy Customer: "Do you have mushrooms?" Me: "Yes." Customer: "Okay, and do you have not-mushrooms?...
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Read I was raised Christian but grew up agnostic. After recently attending a pagan-themed market, I decided to do som...
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Read Air Of Entitlement Customer: "It looks just like the other one. Give me that one for the sale price." Me: "I'm s...
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Read But It Displays All Of The Original Emojis! I'm giving a tour of our ancient Egypt exhibit. I'm describing a lar...
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Read Sale Days Of Future’s Past Customer: "When is it on sale until?" Me: "Saturday." Customer: "Do you mean next Sat...
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Read Why Is Everyone Seeking Validation These Days? Me: "Oh! I almost forgot. Can you validate my parking ticket?" Th...
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Read Waiting For The Twist That Never Comes I'm working at a mom-and-pop hardware store in a University town where we...
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Read Braid It And Weep Anyone with a basic critical-thinking mind will know that it was a wig. So, after the party, t...
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Read It’s Plug And Play, Not Unplug And Pay At 9 AM, a man comes up to the front desk, arms crossed, already huffy. G...