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Read Technical Favorite, The Best Kind Of Favorite Me: "Who is your favourite daughter born on [date]?" Father: *Laug...
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Read Unboxing Therapy Driving my van into the Walmart parking lot, I came across a woman crying. She was next to a sm...
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Read Power Corrupts I work for an electric utility company. I get a call on the sales line. Caller: *Sounds like an e...
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Read [I take the bus to work, which is pretty far from where I live. This plus the bus schedule not always being supe...
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Read (I used to work at a small version of a big supermarket in Scotland. I am English and hadn’t long moved there, a...
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Read Today I heard this announcement over my local shopping mall’s PA, and regret not having witnessed the incident t...
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Read I have a coworker who is, by his own admission, addicted to certain drugs that are not totally legal as of this ...
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Read I own a photo studio that offers a wide variety of services. One thing we’re known for is restoring old photos t...
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Read A couple of years ago, on the evening of the drawing for a lottery jackpot that had grown to more than $1 billio...
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Read Jurassic Lark, Part 7 I'm a tour guide at a Natural History Museum. Every so often, I get old or middle-aged guy...
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Read Blue-Factor Authentication Help Desk: "I need to ask you your security questions, sir, okay?" Me: "Sure." Help D...
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Read A Box Office Bomb Kevin: "Thanks! It was actually really fun!" Me: "Fun?" Kevin: "Yeah! Everyone was so happy wh...
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Read One Day, If We’re Lucky, Customers Like This Will Go Extinct Customer: "Do you serve anything endangered?" Did I...
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Read I Say Potato, You Say… That Customer: "Where are the dolphin nose potatoes?" Now, you probably know what he mean...
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Read What Fresh Horror Is This? Customer: "I never ordered fresh tuna! I ordered cooked tuna! My son doesn't eat raw....
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Read Excellent Taste In Literature Rascal is a mixed breed my parents got from the shelter as a puppy. He can be hype...
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Read The Streaming Generation Suddenly, coming in almost sideways, was a stream of pee coming from the adjoining stal...
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Read Size Matters, Part 11 Customer: "Will this curtain rail fit my window?" Me: "How big is your window?" Read Size ...
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Read I work at a state university, so technically we’re all state employees. We’ve recently had our required annual c...
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Read CW: Pet death (natural causes) and dark humor Our elderly family dog recently passed away. After burying her, we...