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Read My spouse puts something in his work bag. The 1 year old spots him. 1 yo: a pop? Me: Oh, no, sweety. Daddy doesn...
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Read I’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an ap...
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Read Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at ...
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Read Twenty years ago, one of my wife’s sisters and her freshly-married husband, both fully Polish, did what many peo...
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Read Critical Miss Caller: "Yeah, well... did you know the lady sitting next to me? During round two?" Me: "Uh... no,...
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Read Citation Needed Customer: "But I wasn't charged extra last week." Me: "The system doesn't allow us to ring it in...
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Read You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look up my name. It’s Jane Smith." M...
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Read Time For Some Hex Education Me: "Hey, [Coworker], do you have a set of hex keys?" Coworker: "Uh… I'm not really ...
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Read Distastefully Done Customer: "What the h***?! The cream cheese is still bad! Stop giving me bad cream cheese!" M...
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Read This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 14 I had a boss who was a decent enough guy, but prone to silently changing...
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Read Got The Answer From String Theory Customer: "Hi, I have a question. What's the difference between the mozzarella...
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Read Stock Answers Aren’t Good Enough For The Stock Kid Son: "You're the manager. Isn't it your job to make sure ther...
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Read A Roll Model Customer Customer: "Found a hair in it. Need a refund." Me: "Where is the hair?" She points to a si...
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Read Oil Be Home For Christmas He got mad and said that since he couldn’t get the time off, none of us could have it ...
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Read The Cost Of Doing Business Manager: "Sir, we closed ten minutes ago." Customer: "I'm spending a lot of money her...
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Read A Side Of Confusion Customer: "So, I'm vegetarian. I'd like the wheat pasta with the meat sauce on the side." Me...
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Read Debt Becomes Her Me: "Hi, yeah. Just calling because you sent an aggressive letter, threatening litigation for n...
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Read Daily Recommended Drama Customer: "All of these coupons have expired! You shouldn't be selling expired product o...
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Read It’s Pasta Bedtime Back when everyone used landlines, our home number was one digit removed from a local Italian...
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Read Unleashed Consequences Me: "Excuse me, but there's a dog park area on the eastern side of the park." Guy: "Oh, h...