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  • Untitled

    Read My spouse puts something in his work bag. The 1 year old spots him. 1 yo: a pop? Me: Oh, no, sweety. Daddy doesn...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an ap...

  • Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One

    Read Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at ...

  • Untitled

    Read Twenty years ago, one of my wife’s sisters and her freshly-married husband, both fully Polish, did what many peo...

  • Critical Miss

    Read Critical Miss Caller: "Yeah, well... did you know the lady sitting next to me? During round two?" Me: "Uh... no,...

  • Citation Needed

    Read Citation Needed Customer: "But I wasn't charged extra last week." Me: "The system doesn't allow us to ring it in...

  • You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me

    Read You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look up my name. It’s Jane Smith." M...

  • Time For Some Hex Education

    Read Time For Some Hex Education Me: "Hey, [Coworker], do you have a set of hex keys?" Coworker: "Uh… I'm not really ...

  • Distastefully Done

    Read Distastefully Done Customer: "What the h***?! The cream cheese is still bad! Stop giving me bad cream cheese!" M...

  • This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 14

    Read This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 14 I had a boss who was a decent enough guy, but prone to silently changing...

  • Got The Answer From String Theory

    Read Got The Answer From String Theory Customer: "Hi, I have a question. What's the difference between the mozzarella...

  • Stock Answers Aren’t Good Enough For The Stock Kid

    Read Stock Answers Aren’t Good Enough For The Stock Kid Son: "You're the manager. Isn't it your job to make sure ther...

  • A Roll Model Customer

    Read A Roll Model Customer Customer: "Found a hair in it. Need a refund." Me: "Where is the hair?" She points to a si...

  • Oil Be Home For Christmas

    Read Oil Be Home For Christmas He got mad and said that since he couldn’t get the time off, none of us could have it ...

  • The Cost Of Doing Business

    Read The Cost Of Doing Business Manager: "Sir, we closed ten minutes ago." Customer: "I'm spending a lot of money her...

  • A Side Of Confusion

    Read A Side Of Confusion Customer: "So, I'm vegetarian. I'd like the wheat pasta with the meat sauce on the side." Me...

  • Debt Becomes Her

    Read Debt Becomes Her Me: "Hi, yeah. Just calling because you sent an aggressive letter, threatening litigation for n...

  • Daily Recommended Drama

    Read Daily Recommended Drama Customer: "All of these coupons have expired! You shouldn't be selling expired product o...

  • It’s Pasta Bedtime

    Read It’s Pasta Bedtime Back when everyone used landlines, our home number was one digit removed from a local Italian...

  • Unleashed Consequences

    Read Unleashed Consequences Me: "Excuse me, but there's a dog park area on the eastern side of the park." Guy: "Oh, h...