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    Read As it’s October, I was reminded of a story from back when I was young enough to trick-or-treat It was 2020, and ...

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    Read Call me weird, but I think gifts should reflect thought more than dollar value and can share laughter. With that...

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    Read This took place around Christmas. I’m on vacation and stand outside a convenience store. There’s a clerk standin...

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    Read I work at the general reception desk of a public finance center. A service user comes in with a coworker to pay ...

  • Some People Just Want To Be Told They’re Special

    Read Some People Just Want To Be Told They’re Special Customer: "Can you give me a discount on [item]?" Me: "The item...

  • The 411 On The 211

    Read The 411 On The 211 It occurs to me that it's been a while. I look up, and there's a waitress two tables away ask...

  • Ctrl+C-Suite

    Read Ctrl+C-Suite Senior Partner: "I got a new laptop, and I need you to install copy and paste onto it." Me: "Copy… ...

  • Getting Roasted At The Luau

    Read Getting Roasted At The Luau Guest: *Still shouting.* "What the h*** is Kalua pig!" Me: "It's the pork that's bee...

  • The Man, The Myth, The Man-Sir

    Read The Man, The Myth, The Man-Sir I am in line in a checkout lane in the grocery store when a very bubbly checker o...

  • There’s A Great Barrier Awaiting That Particular Endeavor

    Read There’s A Great Barrier Awaiting That Particular Endeavor Tour Guide: "Yes, the Great Barrier Reef tour costs th...

  • Voluntary Redundancy

    Read Voluntary Redundancy The old and new managers are going through the financials: New Manager: "So, I'm looking at...

  • Cheap-Skating To The Top

    Read Cheap-Skating To The Top Me: "Then I'm afraid I can't offer any discounts on this item at this time." Customer: ...

  • In A Casino It Helps To Be Penny Wise

    Read In A Casino It Helps To Be Penny Wise Management decided all employees had to wear name tags with their hometown...

  • That List Is Longer Than The Book

    Read That List Is Longer Than The Book Caller: "I’m looking for a book." Me: "Then you've called the right place!" Ca...

  • Not Trying To Make A Dig

    Read Not Trying To Make A Dig Customer: "How do I dig the hole?" Me: "Post hole diggers are typically the easiest way...

  • Working This Job Forces You To Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants

    Read Working This Job Forces You To Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants When I was eighteen, I worked the cash register at ...

  • Tamago-No-No!

    Read Tamago-No-No! I picked up my girlfriend from the Japanese restaurant she works at and am driving her home. She i...

  • By The Time You Get To The End Of This Story, You Have Earned Some Interest

    Read By The Time You Get To The End Of This Story, You Have Earned Some Interest Customer: "Could you, like, just for...

  • One H*** Of A Funeral!

    Read One H*** Of A Funeral! I am attending my great-uncle's funeral. As his casket is being lowered into the ground, ...

  • Take My Breath Away… But Not Like That

    Read Take My Breath Away… But Not Like That My friend and I are playing Nintendo when his cousin comes in, realizes w...