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  • Grande Delusions

    Read Grande Delusions It's the morning rush at a very popular chain coffee place. The line is long, but there are mul...

  • Untitled

    Read This is a bit of a long melodramatic whining rant…er, story, dear readers. Pack a lunch and grab a thermos of yo...

  • Momma Just Rect ‘Em

    Read Momma Just Rect ‘Em Nurse: "Miss, it really is common practice! A rectal thermometer is the best way to get a te...

  • Untitled

    Read I recently made the tragic mistake of not taking my favorite business shirt off to eat my wife’s delicious spagh...

  • Untitled

    Read A male soldier was making a show on how he was an alpha male amongst other males in the office one day while I, ...

  • Eggsasperating

    Read Eggsasperating The first lady orders something regular, the second asks for a change in the kind of waffle she w...

  • Untitled

    Read I work for an insurance company. Most times our work is fairly basic, with both the good and the bad customers. ...

  • Untitled

    Read This happened when the global Covid pandemic was in full force. Mask mandates were in place everywhere and if yo...

  • Placebo Me, Part 10

    Read Placebo Me, Part 10 Customer: "It's so cold in here!" Manager: "We operate a lot of freezers, and it's warm outs...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a dog daycare with some great people and great pooches. [Coworker] is one such individual, and someone...

  • When It Pays To Read The Room

    Read When It Pays To Read The Room As soon as I walk in, I spot a large sign above the bar. It has yellow, black, and...

  • Not Thinking Outside Any Box

    Read Not Thinking Outside Any Box Customer: "My son needs a game." Me: "Okay, do you know what kind?" Customer: "A ki...

  • The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning

    Read The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Back in the glory days of DVDs and DVD burners, I'm on a tech support ...

  • Scan-Dalous Behavior

    Read Scan-Dalous Behavior I noticed from my peripherals that the attendant had walked up to me. Normally, they just a...

  • Claws For Concern

    Read Claws For Concern Customer: "You do other things instead of crab, right?" Me: "We have shellfish, lobster—" Cust...

  • Dairy Tale Ending

    Read Dairy Tale Ending My office had laid out a buffet luncheon, and they had ordered several options that were safe ...

  • I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58

    Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Customer: "Yo, can you check the back to see if they got any more...

  • Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call

    Read Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call I'm expecting a guy coming in this morning for an interview for a cashier ...

  • This Guy Is Not A Page Turner

    Read This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Husband: "Four items?! Is this all you have?" Me: "Our menus are multiple pages, s...

  • The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome

    Read The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome Anytime I got an alarm call without someone notifying me of a false alarm, I ...