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  • What A Pool Tool

    Read What A Pool Tool Customer: "I need a new diverter valve." My assistant manager brings out a couple of diverter v...

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    Read I’m a small, local, Indie horror author, and I frequently sell my books at little local events like craft fairs ...

  • Reducing The Cabin Pressure

    Read Reducing The Cabin Pressure I'm sitting on the plane that's going to Los Angeles. I travel a lot for work. We've...

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    Read My teacher got our whole class to go to a fair, but we just went outside and didn’t go anywhere. We all got band...

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    Read I am a manager retail. I had an assistant that got fed up with me asking to do her job 6 years ago so she walked...

  • A Piercing Lack Of Boundaries

    Read A Piercing Lack Of Boundaries Like slow motion, his grubby man-child fingers started to rise, towards my nose in...

  • Untitled

    Read I manage several departments in a community corrections setting. One department I manage is the kitchen which pr...

  • Some People Will Always Find Ways To Be Les Misérables

    Read Some People Will Always Find Ways To Be Les Misérables Trainer: "See this small section of ice cream divided ove...

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    Read We’re making cheeseburgers for dinner. For story purposes, let’s call my five-year-old daughter “Jane.” Husband:...

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    Read I work at a franchised quick oil change shop. Notably, at the location where I work, we just do auto maintenance...

  • Inconvenience Reaches Tote-tality

    Read Inconvenience Reaches Tote-tality Me: "Sure, bring the tote back, and we can get you one that's not broken." The...

  • Quantum Ink-Tanglement

    Read Quantum Ink-Tanglement The customer is making small talk. Customer: "So what do you do for a living?" Me: "Parti...

  • Raft Of Questions

    Read Raft Of Questions I've worked as a raft guide during summers for entirely too long. I get so many of the classic...

  • Days Off Future Past

    Read Days Off Future Past Me: "Why does [Late Colleague] always get his holidays approved?" Colleague: "Oh, no one to...

  • Pick Tomatoes, Not Battles

    Read Pick Tomatoes, Not Battles Tomatoes generally sold out by 10 AM, and we didn't have any more until the next day ...

  • Hot Dog! He Was Right!

    Read Hot Dog! He Was Right! During one of these particularly busy summers, I was inundated with customers, getting ye...

  • Dive Another Day

    Read Dive Another Day Guest: "Why was I charged for the scuba trip?!" Me: "Ma'am, I can see that you booked a spot on...

  • We Need To Talk About Kevin, Part 2

    Read We Need To Talk About Kevin, Part 2 Coworker #1: "Hey, [Boss], we noticed you've scheduled Kevin to work the for...

  • The Lane Less Traveled

    Read The Lane Less Traveled I'm in line at the checkout, when I see another customer get in line in the lane adjacent...

  • An Impassable Situation

    Read An Impassable Situation Me: "Roger." Sergeant: "Roger what!" Me: "Roger, Sergeant" Sergeant: "Do your job the ri...