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Read The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome Anytime I got an alarm call without someone notifying me of a false alarm, I ...
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Read Zinfan-delusion Me: "We have a really lovely red Zinfandel that we were running a half-price special on." Custom...
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Read Fauxppuccino I worked in a hotel cafe that served Starbucks brand coffee and espresso, and advertised it as such...
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Read And They Lives Apple-y Ever After Me: "Boss, did you write the sale sign for the apples today?" Boss: "Yeah, why...
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Read The Points Of No Return Caller: "I want my flights and hotel all to be refunded!" Me: "May I ask why?" Caller: "...
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Read Continental Drifting Way Too Far Dad: "Oh, look, they have direct flights to Rio." Mom: "No, not Rio. [Friend] f...
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Read Mind The Gap In Etiquette At this point in our journey down to the platform, I have forgotten the most important...
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Read Not Gobbling That Down Customer: "Is there turkey on your turkey club sandwich?" All three of the other adults s...
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Read I’m an English student in college when I witnessed the most awkward coming out ever. It was a writing class, and...
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Read Don’t Take Fire Seriously, Get Fired My classmates and I were about fifteen minutes into a physics class with an...
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Read It’s free tax help season at the library, and it brings out the nuts. Today’s winner is a guy we’ve been receivi...
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Read I work in logistics. For imported goods, U.S. Customs normally requires a report of, among other details, the co...
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Read Resort To Litigation Guest: "I'm not paying that!" Check In Clerk: "Okay, I will cancel your room for you." Gues...
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Read (I go in to the ER for what I believe is a kidney stone. Since I don’t drive, my friend takes me in and waits wi...
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Read Failing The Pop Quiz Customer: "Can I get [different drink]?" Me: *While I am putting back the drink he ordered ...
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Read https://notalwaysright.com/coin-operated-core-memories/367107/ I too have seen a coin operated microwave once, a...
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Read I was interviewing for a role at a large Swiss bank. The role sounded great but I was a little nervous because I...
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Read Makes More Than A Lick Of Sense A couple is checking out groceries, and their young child grabs one of those car...
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Read You Have Died Of Dysentery And Bad Timing Customer: "Those games are so expensive! They're so old! They'll be so...
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Read That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Me: "Ma’am, I really want to be clear with you; I think this is a scam. I will try m...