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Read Always Blaming Past Generations Me: "Do you need any help, ma'am?" Customer: "I dropped a coupon!" I helped her ...
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Read Mac To The Future Customer: "I'm looking at the sides on the menu, but since I'm strict on the Paleo diet right ...
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Read An IT Crowd Pleaser CEO: "I'm noting that no one from IT is at the meeting." CFO: "Why would they be? Their job ...
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Read A Hole Lot Of Trouble Customer: "I need to return this printer! It's very badly made!" I open the box to inspect...
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Read The Lab Results Came Back Conclusive Manager: "What's the problem?" Kennel Manager: "[My Name] is trying to boar...
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Read The VAT’s Out Of The Bag Me: "And what was your company's name?" Scammer: "We're calling on behalf of [lotto com...
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Read Menu-vering Yourself Into A Corner Me: "Well, we only have two vegan items on the menu, so—" Customer: "—No. I a...
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Read That’s One Way To Upsell… My family is ordering dessert at the restaurant. One of the nephews (my sister's kid) ...
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Read Reverse Engineering A Discount Caller: "Hi, I'm looking for [specific item]." Me: "Yes, we have twelve of those ...
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Read Keeping An Eye Via Malicious Compl-Eye-ance On this guy's first day, [Owner] was visiting (he has another job so...
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Read Please Pokémon Go Away, Part 5 Woman: *To the man.* "Aren't you a little old to be playing with children's toys?...
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Read Keeping Abreast Of Weaponized Incompetence Customer: "I'll get the eight-piece mixed chicken." Me: "Sure thing."...
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Read Not Noodling Around On This One Woman: "Right, right, now tell me, [Noodle Lady's Name], do you happen to hold a...
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Read Blue Without A Clue Customer: "This is absolutely not real blue raspberry, and I would like a refund." I could b...
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Read A Relative Non-Issue I am out with my grandma. My late grandpa has five kids from a previous marriage, and she h...
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Read A Hoppy Ending We're at a pub for my friend's eighteenth birthday. Me: "Congrats on being able to order your fir...
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Read Fangs For Nothing Customer: "I'm looking for a book." I refrain from observing that this is a bookstore. Me: "I'...
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Read I’m a volunteer First Responder and Firefighter in my rural part of the country. While we all know the stereotyp...
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Read Makes You Want To Scream And Curse-ive Our teacher does not collect the homework but instead walks around the ro...
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Read Needs Treatment For Their Main Character Syndrome A customer comes in for his prescription. Me: "Can I get your ...