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  • I Like Your Elevator Pitch

    Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch The boy suddenly pipes up, apropos of nothing: Boy: "You're pretty." Me: *Polite, if ...

  • Served Them Right

    Read Served Them Right Customer: "This roast beef tastes like a**." I stared at her for a minute, then said: Me: "Wow...

  • Nissan Impossible

    Read Nissan Impossible He, of course, didn't get new Maryland tags. He kept driving it with mine. He also drove it to...

  • Hawaii Five-Slow

    Read Hawaii Five-Slow I played the footage and, as expected, it was just out of range of the camera's fixed view. Me:...

  • Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 22

    Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 22 Customer: "Is the salmon gluten-free?" Me: "It's just plain salmon, ma'...

  • Wall Aboard

    Read Wall Aboard Coworker: "A passenger asked him if we live on the ship, too." Me: "Okay, that's one of the classic ...

  • The New Age Of Hairplane Travel

    Read The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Husband: "How long is the flight?" Me: "About four hours." Husband: "What?! It t...

  • Task Failed Successfully

    Read Task Failed Successfully Come Monday, I had an "emergency 1-on-1" with my manager where I was informed that I ha...

  • People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7

    Read People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7 Customer: "Okay, I don't know how to use this ...

  • Lacking Specs Appeal

    Read Lacking Specs Appeal Customer: "I need help with these glasses." Me: "Ma'am, we are an art supply store. But you...

  • Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum

    Read Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum Coworker: *Loud vacuum noises in the background.* "Hi mate, my computer isn't worki...

  • What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did

    Read What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did Me: "Uh huh. Let me tell you about the specials. The s...

  • Barking In Tongues

    Read Barking In Tongues Me: *In English.* "Mum, Dad, why do you speak to the dog in English, but speak about the dog ...

  • Oz-some Comeback

    Read Oz-some Comeback Woman: "Ugh, finally! I've been standing out here for like fifteen minutes waiting for a cart! ...

  • Unable To Bread Between The Lines

    Read Unable To Bread Between The Lines Customer: "I'm looking for—" *His phone starts ringing.* "I'm sorry, I have to...

  • Untitled

    Read I work as an assistant director for an after-school program for a public school. I don’t work directly for the s...

  • It’s Not Queue-t

    Read It’s Not Queue-t I'm bringing my mother-in-law for exams at the hospital. We are directed to phlebotomy. I must ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m a grown woman reminiscing with my mom about when I was younger. The topic of relationships comes up. Note, m...

  • Untitled

    Read Falconry Centre: (I’m supervising a student attending for work experience who is cleaning one of the enclosures....

  • Ham I Missing Something?

    Read Ham I Missing Something? Customer #1: "Our group doesn’t eat pork." She proceeded to request salami and cheese. ...