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Read No Callbacks Me: "Did you pay for Costco to do the install?" Caller: "Yes." Me: "Then you need to call them." Ca...
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Read A Flat Refusal Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for alternative science books?" Me: "Maybe you can tell m...
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Read Now Introducing… Flavor! I was training a new server. He asked me not once, not twice, but three times: New Serv...
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Read Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 37 Me: "Excuse me, are you going to order a drink soon?" Cu...
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Read The Dogfather: An Offer He Couldn’t Refuse When he arrived, this black bear of a puppy came bounding towards the...
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Read A Version Of Conversion Friend: "I need cash." Me: "Yeah, let's find an ATM." Friend: "And a bank." Me: "Why do ...
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Read Questionable Behavior, No Question About It Customer: "Is this [Store Name]?" Employee: "Uh, did you not see the...
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Read I’m the author of this story: https://notalwaysright.com/asking-people-to-smile-usually-ensures-that-they-wont/2...
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Read Passed The ID Check With Flying Colors I worked for my university's bookstore and when the students would buy a ...
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Read I am the author of these stories: Bringing Down The Wrath Of The Entire Flea-t If You’re Ever Frustrated At The ...
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Read Misunderstanding Cancel Culture Me: "I am so sorry, sir, it looks like somehow this account was closed. It shows...
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Read When I was a new worker, I only had two guidelines from the boss: 1- Be nice to the customers 2- Always, always,...
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Read We have a new dog in our home: a collie, 10 months old and already 60 pounds (27 kilos), with an ear-piercing ba...
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Read The Drive To Think Before You Speak Customer: "I want an oil change, and I want the coupon price." Me: "Sounds g...
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Read On a bus last Sunday. Driver: can everybody hear me? (Chorus of “yes”) Driver: is anybody doing to work? (Silenc...
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Read We are all around the table, eating and the youngest (3) is misbehaving. Her father: That is enough. Go in time-...
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Read Cutting-Edge Floristry Customer: "Do you have any long-stem roses left?" Me: "No, we're out of those, I'm afraid...
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Read Extra Mirror-Glazed Donuts I worked in a bakery with a donut self-serve case. The case had mirrors in the back t...
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Read Brew Can’t Always Get What You Want Customer: "I'll have a gin and tonic. Bombay Sapphire." Me: "This is a brewe...
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Read Also Watch Out For Future Bookings From Anastasia Beaverhausen Me: "[Coworker], did you put these appointments i...