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Read Literally, Money Or Your Life? I work in a bank downtown. There is an active shooter situation outside, so the p...
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Read Banana Drama, Part 13 One coworker I'm friendly with, a manager on another team in my department, posts a pictur...
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Read Meal Deal Ordeal Customer: "I don't want a drink. Just charge me for the sandwich and fries." Me: "Even if you d...
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Read Tortill-Ugh, Part 2 Cashier: "We don't have tortillas." Me: "How does Taco Bell run out of tortillas?" Cashier: ...
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Read Ah, College… Me: "Can you please tell me what the address is?" Caller: "I… uh… huh. I don't know." Me: "I can't ...
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Read Its Bed Time, Not Hammer Time! Lo and behold, 1 AM rolls around, and I get a noise complaint from a room. The gu...
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Read The Customer Is Not The Brightest Spark In The Room One time, a coworker came in and forgot to lock it back up d...
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Read Permission Impossible Customer: "You! I need to do a return! Take me where I need to go and do it for me! I'm in...
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Read The Buck Stops Here Boss: "I need you to move your vacation days. We have a major client meeting and—" Me: "—Not...
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Read A Bridge Too Far Guy: "Is the bridge man-made?" Me: "What bridge?" Guy: "The one we're standing on!" Read A Brid...
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Read A Spectacle-ular Oversight My daughter has had very high prescription glasses since she was a toddler. She’s now...
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Read Saved… By The Bus Stranger: "Why are you still wearing a mask?! It's 2026!" Me: "Not that it's any of your busin...
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Read This Confusion Is Rated Triple-A Customer: "The double-As is old, the triple-As is new." Me: "Okay." Customer: "...
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Read I walked into work one day and the sign nearly made me lose my mind: —– “Did you know… Every time we refuse a cu...
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Read A Reason To Smile Ricky: "What happened to your teeth?" Me: "Well, I was born with cleft lip and palate, so I ha...
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Read I just started studying Japanese and of course one of the first thing to do is learn to read and write the vario...
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Read Bass-ically Speechless This guy bought a subwoofer: subwoofer box, subwoofer amplifier, and amplifier wiring kit...
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Read I’m a waiter, I’ve served some guys some food and a buncha drinks. I come ‘round to check up on them. Me: “Are t...
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Read I’m a casual teacher (also known as a substitute teacher). I’m teaching at a school that I haven’t taught at bef...
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Read Table Manners A lady walks into our empty restaurant, looks around, and asks: Customer: "Is this a furniture sto...