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  • Cloud-Based Auto Repair

    Read Cloud-Based Auto Repair I'm dropping off my car to get new tires at a shop that was recommended to me by my mech...

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    Read I was at Dublin Zoo, with a small gathering of other visitors in a viewing area for the snow leopard enclosure. ...

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    Read Me: Ma’am, the park is closing soon. Lady: Nonsense. This park CLOSES at 5 pm. It is only 1 pm. Me: Actually tod...

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    Read I am working in the Electronics department and one of our photoprinters stops working. So my coworker is on the ...

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    Read This is One of my favourite memories from my Culinary Arts program. Part of our program was running restaurant s...

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    Read I listed some tires on rims on the local classified site for $800. Buyer: What’s your address? Me: I will only g...

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    Read Near the end of 8th grade, my brother came into his math class and saw a substitute sitting at the desk. All the...

  • The Next Chapter

    Read The Next Chapter He then sings the whole song word for word and even includes some pretty impressive dance moves...

  • Filet-O-Fail

    Read Filet-O-Fail Me: "That sign sounds like it comes from a few painful experiences." She turns around to see the si...

  • Industry Misleading

    Read Industry Misleading Manager: "And we've got some great perks. For instance, you can get an industry-leading mort...

  • Queue Must Be Kidding Me

    Read Queue Must Be Kidding Me This elderly couple walk in and blow past the groups waiting for a table, shove past th...

  • Sticking To That Price

    Read Sticking To That Price Customer: "How much are those sticker books?" Me: "Which one?" Customer: "The one under t...

  • A Stand-On-Head Surgeon

    Read A Stand-On-Head Surgeon After getting his name down, I asked for the serial number of the hard drive. He’s flabb...

  • Fowl Language

    Read Fowl Language I'm admiring a pond bustling with wildlife in a local park, when a small boy shouts to his mother:...

  • Latter-Day Waits

    Read Latter-Day Waits Two customers were standing in front of the soda fountain, talking about how one of them is abo...

  • Not Towing The Party Line

    Read Not Towing The Party Line Me: "Do you give me permission to discuss your account with a third party on the line?...

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    Read I am a woman with a naturally deep voice. I am not trans. I do not have any hormone issues. My voice just turned...

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    Read I arranged a shift swap (well in advance) with a workmate, so that I could have a national public holiday off. I...

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    Read (I’m in a bookstore, part of a chain with a very unique name, waiting to pay at the till. The customer before me...

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    Read A few years ago, some friends and I participated in an escape room as part of a bachelorette weekend. We weren’t...