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Read I’m the OP from ‘A Fascinating Spinoff Of “Baby, It’s Cold Outside.”’ I now attend the same college my parents w...
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Read My husband and I are on our honeymoon and it is also my birthday. As a result, I’ve been having fun drinking out...
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Read Customers From Narnia Customer #1: "How do we get out of here?!" Customer #2: "What happened to the exit?!" I wo...
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Read Butter Make Up Your Mind Older Man: "I'll take a large, with extra butter. Slather it on top, y'know?" I go and ...
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Read The Final Sweep I would be doing my job, trying to corral the ever-present avalanche of dust, while this woman, ...
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Read Keeping Them In Mint Condition Customer: "I just quit smoking, so I need some of them nicotine patch things." I...
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Read Powered By Fly-Fi Coworker #1: "Awwwww." Coworker #2: "That's not the noise you'd make by making a spreadsheet."...
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Read Zero Knowledge Caller: "I need help installing the software. I think there's an issue with the registration code...
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Read ‘Plot’ Twist Mom: "I think it should say on your notes that he doesn't live here anymore." Debt Collection Agent...
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Read Coining New Problems Me: "Greetings, welcome to [Store], how can I help you today?" Customer: "I'd like to donat...
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Read Blues Clues The first ticket of the morning comes from one of the higher-ups. It's marked as urgent and comes wi...
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Read There Is No Exit Strategy Customer: "Your elevator isn't working! I tried to go upstairs, and the doors didn't o...
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Read Asking But Spelled With Two ‘S’s Customer: "Do I get a discount?" Me: "What for?" Customer: "I figured there was...
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Read A Loan Survivor My mom bought a house in 1974. The mortgage lender changed hands numerous times. When it finally...
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Read Disc-Connected Caller: "My disc is stuck in the console and won't come out." Me: "Okay, have you tried to eject ...
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Read A Relative Miracle My mother was a single mother taking good care of my younger brother and me. I had a vague id...
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Read Olaf: Friend Of Boris I'm minding my own business doing free weights at the gym when this huge red-headed Viking...
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Read Some People Have Never Been Told “No” And It Shows, Part 19 Caller: "Hi, I'm on your website. It says you don't ...
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Read I work in a warehouse for a distribution company. As this is the primary warehouse, our corporate offices are in...
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Read How To Train Your Human A young woman rushes in with a puppy tucked under one arm. After the preliminary check-i...