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    Read I submitted this story (https://notalwaysright.com/overlooking-a-tiny-detail/366227/) about my small-for-her-age...

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    Read I work for a cruise company. Sometimes when we’re oversold we allow people to move over to another cruise that f...

  • Not So Closed Minded, Part 54

    Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 54 It was my last night as a shift supervisor (and last night period). A customer wal...

  • Saving Private Information

    Read Saving Private Information Me: "The answer to your security question was 'The Color Purple'." Caller: "Oh yeah! ...

  • This Is Getting Brazil Nuts

    Read This Is Getting Brazil Nuts I'm renewing my UK passport after getting married in Brazil, and so I need to update...

  • When They’re The Creep Part Of Scope Creep

    Read When They’re The Creep Part Of Scope Creep Me: "Hi, sorry to bother you with this, but I'm still waiting on the ...

  • Pasta La Vista, Baby

    Read Pasta La Vista, Baby Me: "This is fresh from the pot. It's as hot as lava. Extremely hot." Mom: "Okay." And then...

  • Offended, Bar None

    Read Offended, Bar None Customer: "My wife is seventy-three years old, and it is extremely offensive when you refer t...

  • The Only Thing Growing Is Our Concern

    Read The Only Thing Growing Is Our Concern My teenage son has recently discovered both the gym and protein shakes. He...

  • Dino-bite Sized

    Read Dino-bite Sized My toddlersaurus, TS, gets bored in the grocery store, so we "hunt" things mama asks her to get....

  • It’s Not Card Blanche

    Read It’s Not Card Blanche Me: "Madam, you're making it sound like you're expecting your credit card to… uhm… top up ...

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    Read All names changed I send an email to Arthur asking if they had solved an IT issue. Arthur responds that Beth is ...

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    Read I often take my dog with me while I’m running errands around town, if it’s safe to leave him in the car for the ...

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    Read I work for a university that has an urban campus and an agricultural campus about an hour away. In the summer, t...

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    Read I’m working behind the bar when two young women walk up. Woman #1: Vodka tonic. Me: OK, I’m going to need to see...

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    Read In the late 80’s our small midwestern town had an amazing musical program. Our band and orchestra program freque...

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    Read (I’m the head cashier at a dealership. I’m training a new cashier to take over the weekend shifts. He’s in colle...

  • What’s The Opposite Of The Express Lane?

    Read What’s The Opposite Of The Express Lane? I was enjoying a leisurely day when I decided to pick up a couple of th...

  • Tempura Expectations When It Comes To How Much You Can Eat

    Read Tempura Expectations When It Comes To How Much You Can Eat Some friends and I are on vacation. We settle on an a...

  • I Bless The Rains Down In Brasilia

    Read I Bless The Rains Down In Brasilia Me: "Huh." Coworker: "What?" Me: "Did you know that the easternmost point of ...