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  • Tempura Expectations When It Comes To How Much You Can Eat

    Read Tempura Expectations When It Comes To How Much You Can Eat Some friends and I are on vacation. We settle on an a...

  • I Bless The Rains Down In Brasilia

    Read I Bless The Rains Down In Brasilia Me: "Huh." Coworker: "What?" Me: "Did you know that the easternmost point of ...

  • Mary Contrary

    Read Mary Contrary Customer: "What's that?" Me: "That's your bellini." Customer: "Why is it orange?" Me: "Uh, it's th...

  • Pizza Out, People!

    Read Pizza Out, People! Manager: "Alright, we've died down now, and I don't really have the hours to keep you both ar...

  • Tow And Behold, A Sign!

    Read Tow And Behold, A Sign! I worked at a bar with a three-minute zone for taxis/rideshare/whatever. The three-minut...

  • Butt Wait, There’s More

    Read Butt Wait, There’s More Drill Sergeant: "I want to offer a smoke break right now, for anyone who wants it." One ...

  • Confounding Compounding

    Read Confounding Compounding Customer: "I only spent $500 on this card. Why is my total bill more than that? Is my id...

  • Engineering Some Consequences

    Read Engineering Some Consequences I work as an engineer. I do some consulting on the side, but typically only for pe...

  • Sabotaging Their Fowl Attempt

    Read Sabotaging Their Fowl Attempt I work in a supermarket in the UK known for being a little fancier than the averag...

  • Bone Appétit

    Read Bone Appétit Me: "Those are the ribs you ordered, sir." Customer: "Are these… bones?" Me: "Yes, those are the ri...

  • Don’t Be So Sparrow-Minded

    Read Don’t Be So Sparrow-Minded Me: "Sorry, folks, I was a bit distracted by a sparrow flying into my office there. D...

  • Pressing All Their Buttons

    Read Pressing All Their Buttons Guest: "Why does the TV have three remotes?!" Me: "One remote is for the TV, one is f...

  • The Attorney Generally

    Read The Attorney Generally I remember being a young child, going with grandma to the grocery store. At some point, s...

  • Maybe He Wants To Turn Into a Gremlin?

    Read Maybe He Wants To Turn Into a Gremlin? We walk into the kitchen to see my housemate sitting there at the table w...

  • Divine Interference

    Read Divine Interference There is a lengthy and detailed note attached to the activation of this feature. It turns ou...

  • Untitled

    Read I recently had a plumbing leak in my house. As a result, I had to hire [Repair company] to fix the leak itself a...

  • Colons Save Religions

    Read Colons Save Religions Many, many years ago, I worked in a private Christian boarding school as an assistant teac...

  • Fully Disclosed

    Read Fully Disclosed Me: "Okay. On the bill you're holding, what's the account number in the top right corner?" There...

  • Untitled

    Read [I had just started 7th grade, the first year of school in junior high school. At my former elementary school, t...

  • Untitled

    Read A friend and I went to eat at a lunch restaurant. It’s not a great one, but the food is cheap, the service is qu...