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    Read I work in a lab that handles hazardous materials. With the pandemic I am training a new student solo because we ...

  • Putting The Record Straight

    Read Putting The Record Straight It had been a long few days, and I could sense that he was attempting to make a comp...

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    Read To preface this story I need to explain a few things. One, I’m a trans woman, and one of my best friends is a tr...

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    Read My father was a watch maker and jeweler and had his own store with my mom. They owned the building, and the stor...

  • Putting The Duh In ‘Duh Gubmint’

    Read Putting The Duh In ‘Duh Gubmint’ Me: "Thank you for calling [Agency]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?"...

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    Read (I work at a call center for a government agency. The coworker in the cubicle next to mine is an African-America...

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    Read We’re halfway through a 2 week family holiday in Denmark and we’re starting to pick up some words, mostly regard...

  • Show Me The Money (Transfer)

    Read Show Me The Money (Transfer) Me: "I'm sorry, but I am not allowed to process this transaction." Customer: "But I...

  • Like The Doors, They Were Unhinged

    Read Like The Doors, They Were Unhinged I'm a construction super. I was doing demolition on a job in a mall, and the ...

  • Curry Me A River

    Read Curry Me A River Man: "I'll take the Chettinad goat, extra extra hot." Me: "Are you sure, sir? It is very spicy....

  • Worrying Signs

    Read Worrying Signs Supervisor: "Hey, are you okay?" Me: "Yes, I'm fine! Everyone keeps asking me that! Do I look tha...

  • No Whey Out

    Read No Whey Out Customer: "—But I'm vegan, so could you please make it with soy milk?" Me: "I'm afraid we've run out...

  • When You Need To Dictate To The Company

    Read When You Need To Dictate To The Company Annual stock-taking in our factory is a feared event. It includes everyo...

  • Crash Course In Listening

    Read Crash Course In Listening I was saying goodbye to my friend at 3 AM when a car crashed into a tree outside my ho...

  • Brake The Bank

    Read Brake The Bank Employee: "Here you are, sir. They are $208." Me: "Oh wow! These are so much more expensive than ...

  • The Winner Winner Of This Chicken Dinner

    Read The Winner Winner Of This Chicken Dinner Waitress: "What will you have?" Me: "The chicken." Waitress: "How do yo...

  • Not Sure If We’re Admired By Or Appalled By This…

    Read Not Sure If We’re Admired By Or Appalled By This… Me: "Did those kids outside, the ones on the bikes, ask you to...

  • No Way Out… Of Doing What The Fire Department Says

    Read No Way Out… Of Doing What The Fire Department Says The store tried to cram as much product onto the floor as pos...

  • Talking To Customers This Way Is Magical

    Read Talking To Customers This Way Is Magical Crazy Lady: *Angrily.* "Hi. I'm looking for spring merchandise, but the...

  • Wild Moose Chase

    Read Wild Moose Chase Tourist: "Is there a chance we could see an elk?" Coworker: "Oh, it's pretty possible. They're ...