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    Read My wife and I have decided that edibles are not for us, so my wife decided to give our “leftovers” to a friend o...

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    Read Way back in the days of movie rentals, my female friend was determined to hook me up with (Guy 1). She coordinat...

  • The Power Of Positive Shaking

    Read The Power Of Positive Shaking Once, a user came to me with his head low. You could see his spirit was broken, hi...

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    Read I work in a warehouse, the kind where product is located in slots for selectors to pick what they need to fill o...

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    Read (It’s the start of the week, and everyone is even edgier and readier than usual to lash out at colleagues.) Proj...

  • Passed The Acid Test

    Read Passed The Acid Test Customer: "Do you have vinaigrette?" Me: "Unfortunately, no. Sorry about that!" Customer: "...

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    Read *I match with a guy on a dating app and we chat for a few minutes.* Match: Is there a faster way to chat? Me: De...

  • ‘X’ Marks The Malapropism

    Read ‘X’ Marks The Malapropism I used to work at a pet store that sells fish back when I was a teenager. I get a call...

  • No Soup For You! Part 16

    Read No Soup For You! Part 16 Customer: "I feel the need to speak up! The soup is very bland! I don't want to pay for...

  • Using Pi To Calculate Pie

    Read Using Pi To Calculate Pie Pizza Worker: "You're asking how big a twelve-inch pizza is?" Pause. Pizza Worker: "Tw...

  • H2-Oh No You Didn’t!

    Read H2-Oh No You Didn’t! Manager: "You can't have that there." Me: "Pretty sure it's against the law to say I can't ...

  • Opportunity Cost

    Read Opportunity Cost Customer: "Get me [combo meal] and hurry it up. My time is worth more than yours." Me: "Well, t...

  • Double Mae-hem

    Read Double Mae-hem Boss: "What’s your last name again?" Me: "Mae." She starts fussing. Boss: "No! Your last name!" M...

  • The Garden Variety Complaint

    Read The Garden Variety Complaint I work at a botanical garden. Every winter we get variations of the same complaint:...

  • Objectionable Request

    Read Objectionable Request Lawyer: "I can’t see the other guy! Make it so I can see them!" Me: "They've turned off th...

  • This Customer Is Such A Drag (Coefficient)

    Read This Customer Is Such A Drag (Coefficient) Customer: "You need a calculator for that stupid little bit of math? ...

  • Looking Down On You Writing Up

    Read Looking Down On You Writing Up I still keep in touch with my old team members through Microsoft Teams and have y...

  • Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 31

    Read Getting Owned By The Owner, Part 31 Customer: "Oh, I know the owner." Friend: "I'm the owner… wait, long lost Au...

  • Calamari Is A Stupid Name For A Type Of Onion Anyway…

    Read Calamari Is A Stupid Name For A Type Of Onion Anyway… Customer: *Points to a picture.* "What's that option?" Me:...

  • Blunt Delivery

    Read Blunt Delivery Boss: "[My Name], you transposed these two numbers on the spreadsheet." Me: "I haven't gone throu...