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    Read [I had just started 7th grade, the first year of school in junior high school. At my former elementary school, t...

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    Read A friend and I went to eat at a lunch restaurant. It’s not a great one, but the food is cheap, the service is qu...

  • This Is Logistics, Not Logicistics

    Read This Is Logistics, Not Logicistics I had a customer come in to pick up a package, but the address on his ID didn...

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    Read I’m at a punk show when a young woman gets violently thrown out of the mosh pit; luckily, I catch her so she doe...

  • The Beef Between Us

    Read The Beef Between Us Customer: "I have a question about your ground meats." Me: "I'll be happy to help." Customer...

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    Read This is one of my earliest memories. It was the end of January or beginning of February 1953, three or four week...

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    Read I’m moving from Switzerland to Brazil after finishing my studies with a brief stay in the UK to catch up with so...

  • This Early Bird Get No Worms

    Read This Early Bird Get No Worms Me: "Ma'am, we're closed for another hour." Customer: "Oh, I don't mind. I'll just ...

  • Lo Mein Character Energy

    Read Lo Mein Character Energy Customer: "I'll get the chicken." Me: "What specific chicken dish did you mean, sir?" C...

  • No Deposit Was Going To Cover Their Plans For That Room

    Read No Deposit Was Going To Cover Their Plans For That Room Me: "Uh, payment can only be made using a card, I'm afra...

  • Your Mileage May Vary

    Read Your Mileage May Vary I am working for the summer delivering automotive parts from a central warehouse. One thin...

  • It’s An Open Secret

    Read It’s An Open Secret Caller: "What time do you close?" Me: "We're open 24 hours." Caller: *Impatiently.* "But wha...

  • So Tired You’re Floored

    Read So Tired You’re Floored After a mentally exhausting day, I was talking with my coworker on his way to the elevat...

  • Portobello-No-No, Part 2

    Read Portobello-No-No, Part 2 He ordered the portobello ravioli. It's very clearly described on the menu: a mushroom-...

  • The PIP Slip Up

    Read The PIP Slip Up Boss: "Your performance is second from the bottom this month." Me: "Well, yeah, I was out for te...

  • Highlight Of His Day

    Read Highlight Of His Day Customer: "What's all that gay rubbish in your hair?!" The customer's grandson gasps. Custo...

  • Laptop Stop

    Read Laptop Stop User: *Brings the laptop into the office.* "Hey, I can't access the laptop anymore." Me: "Yeah, your...

  • A Wing And A Miss

    Read A Wing And A Miss Customer: "I want the [Name I Have Never Heard Of] sandwich." Me: "Sorry, ma'am, but I've neve...

  • Sir Loin Of Wrong

    Read Sir Loin Of Wrong Customer: "Why does it say this beef comes from Canada?" Me: "Because that's where we get the ...

  • Water The Odds?

    Read Water The Odds? I was on a road trip with my dad, and we stopped at a little gas station to switch drivers. I we...