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  • I’ve Got A Bone To Pit With You

    Read I’ve Got A Bone To Pit With You Customer: "These olives, do they have… uh… you know… do they take out the…" Cowo...

  • A Perfect Storm Is A Perfect Comeback

    Read A Perfect Storm Is A Perfect Comeback Tourist: "We’ve been queued for ages, you people worry too much, it looks ...

  • Technically Speaking… Don’t

    Read Technically Speaking… Don’t My son is nine, and his six-year-old sister is getting sassy and sarcastic with him....

  • When The Brain Is Smooth

    Read When The Brain Is Smooth Me: "I'm heading out to the grocery store. Want anything?" Friend: "Yeah, get me the pe...

  • A Five-Star Frame-Up

    Read A Five-Star Frame-Up I work at the reception desk of a hypermarket. For a while, we were allowed to keep people’...

  • Untitled

    Read After the events of this story https://notalwaysright.com/humphreys-little-hitchhikers/390528/ my mother beat me...

  • Action At A Social Distance

    Read Action At A Social Distance The father insisted that I come to the house. It'll be fine. When I asked if there w...

  • Pretty Unhelpful

    Read Pretty Unhelpful Me: "Hey, Mrs. [Patient Name] is here, twenty-five minutes late. You probably want her to resch...

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    Read This is one of MANY reasons why I no longer “engage” with customers beyond telling them their total. An older ma...

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    Read Content warning: mentions of one cutting another My friend is really impulsive and has on multiple occasions cal...

  • And Then He Was Arrested… Right?

    Read And Then He Was Arrested… Right? We had a regular customer, always very eccentric, around forty years old. I ser...

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    Read My dad and I were in the self check out area, and the computer was constantly switching between “Please place it...

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    Read Two friends and I were staffing a table for people with disabilities at a major science fiction convention. It w...

  • Biting Humor

    Read Biting Humor When I worked at a fast-food restaurant, a recurring problem was that customers removed their tray ...

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    Read I’m hanging out with a friend who is from another country. For some reason we start talking about our favorite D...

  • Come To Terms With The Terms

    Read Come To Terms With The Terms Me: "I'm looking at your quote right now, and it's showing a price of $279.99, whic...

  • You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 11

    Read You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 11 I work nights at a retail store, and as such, I often orde...

  • Those Who Don’t Read History…

    Read Those Who Don’t Read History… Tourist: "And will Anne Frank give the tours herself in the museum?" Ticket Attend...

  • In Your Reams

    Read In Your Reams Me: "Oh, there's a small mistake in the text there. Can you fix and reprint?" New Hire: "Sure!" In...

  • Seedlings, Not Siblings

    Read Seedlings, Not Siblings Woman: "Google said this was a nursery?" Me: "Yes, a plant nursery." Woman: "Where do I ...