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Read Nacho Average Customer I look over to see that this man has jammed his arm into the Mac and cheese (it's kept mi...
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Read Mess Appeal Daughter: "Mom! Dad was out in the garage again! It's so messy! It's embarrassing!" Me: "I know, but...
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Read Helicopter Parents Can’t Fly In A Hurricane Back in the late eighties in Florida, we had a hurricane that knocke...
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Read An Alarming Lack Of Alarm, Part 7 The fire alarm has started blaring in our superstore. The speakers are screami...
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Read It was a long day at the office and trying to get some collaborative spreadsheets completed was being frustrated...
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Read Back in the 1950s, to get through college, my dad took a job as a porter in the local hospital morgue. He had a ...
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Read The Buck Stops Here Customer: "What's this charge?" The cashier explains the fee. Customer: "I want my money bac...
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Read I’ve had a few interesting customers in my time in insurance. This one was interesting not because he yelled, or...
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Read I travel for work, often being away from home for months at a time. I’d been having stomach pains for weeks so I...
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Read Hi, it’s me again, the one who sent in https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bul...
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Read Risky Business Model Me: "Okay, once we get a 50% deposit, we'll start on it." Client: "No, I don't want to pay ...
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Read [I used to deliver pizzas for a certain national chain. When I initially worked there, we took orders by writing...
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Read Crunch Time Customer: "Do you have [Brand] peanut butter in smooth? I only see the crunchy kind." Me: "Hmm, it s...
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Read The Double Standard Customer: "I want a vodka tonic, but make it strong." Me: "So, a double? That'll be $9." Cus...
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Read Living On Borrowed Time Patron: "Do you actually send overdue books to collections?" Me: "We do." Patron: "Has i...
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Read Florida Man Versus Fluffy I assist with password resets for a few select programs at my company. These programs ...
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Read The Customer Is Always Inside Customer: "Help! Help! I'm locked in! I'm being kidnapped!" Me: *Rushing over.* "M...
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Read Buffet The Restaurant Slayer The idyll was broken when, one day, a server took me aside and told me that I "coul...
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Read A Step In The Wrong Direction Me: "Okay, go ahead and right click." Caller: "Okay... you mean with the mouse thi...
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Read The Slot Thickens Store Manager: *Excited.* "Did you see the new self-checkout machines! They look so shiny and ...