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Read Pie-Dentity Crisis Me: "What's your address?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "Okay... what's the phone number on ...
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Read Banana Drama, Part 12 Kitchen Guy: "One of the things that really grinds my gears is when stupid customers are j...
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Read That’s Amore-onic, Part 2 Customer: "Can I get the Fettu-sine… Alfredo? Me: "Do you mean the Fettuccine Alfredo?...
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Read Virgin On The Ridiculous Manager: "[Server] bought table five their drinks and didn't notice until he got there ...
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Read Who Will Fold First? Me: "I apologize for the wait and appreciate your patience. How may I assist you today?" Ca...
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Read Balance Of Power About a month ago, some lady had managed to find an old checkbook or something of my dad's and ...
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Read From Filling Up To Fessing Up I was working one night, and a teenager filled up the tank of his truck and took o...
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Read Playing Squid Games Customer: *Pointing at the menu.* "I have a question!" Me: "Yes, ma'am?" Customer: "Your cri...
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Read Not Scripted For Competence Me: "Hi, can I get a large hot mocha with hazelnut syrup, to go, for Mark?" Cashier:...
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Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 55 The customer is fixated on some items on the shelf, so she doesn't immediately not...
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Read A Childhood Staple I love my little boy, but he is an idiot. Whenever I hear him call "Mooooom!" I know I'm in f...
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Read Repeat Offender Guy: "I was mugged, and my wallet was stolen. My friend said he would wire me bus money to get h...
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Read A Fail Straight Out Of The Box I'm managing the store, and a guy comes in, absolutely furious because. Customer:...
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Read (When I was in the sixth grade, I had an English teacher who everybody – and I mean EVERYBODY – hated. She was o...
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Read A Very Close Call A patient has an appointment with a doctor to discuss the treatment of their varicose veins. H...
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Read My uncle had many passions, one of which was birdwatching. One year, he and my aunt moved from Melbourne to Pert...
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Read Husband: The water filter pitcher smelled musty so I rinsed it out before putting more in. Me: I don’t think rin...
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Read Rate Expectations A woman walks in around 2 AM with no reservation. I quote her the rate, and she says to me in ...
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Read My nine-year-old’s friend used her mom’s phone to ask if my daughter could call her. For story purposes, let’s s...
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Read The Weights Of Doubt Me: "We have treadmills, free weights, and machines." Customer: "Hmm." *long pause* "Do you...