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Read And You Can Quote Me On That Client: "I got a quote from another company, and their quote is $1500 less. Can you...
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Read Wants Tupperware But Cannot Contain Himself There is a regular who hates me. Specifically, he hates that I do no...
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Read Shepherd’s Pie-racy Me: "Hey, [Brother]? Did you eat any shepherd's pie?" Brother: "Should I not have?" Me: "Dud...
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Read Can’t See The House For The Tree Once upon a time, long ago, we moved to a house with a large garden. The first ...
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Read Oil’s Well That Ends Well Customer: "Oh my god! You must think I'm so dumb!" Me: "No, the dumb customers are the...
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Read I had a very unplanned pregnancy in my early 20s – neither birth control nor condoms seemed able to thwart my de...
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Read The other day we had a pretty busy lunch rush and in the post-rush lull, a couple of my fellow cashiers were get...
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Read How to Make Friends and Influence Tips A few years ago, I was between jobs and desperately trying to make rent, ...
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Read This story is from my college days, in the early 2000s. I was in a random Sociology class that fit some graduati...
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Read I work at a Walmart. One time, a woman walked in, grabbed a pack of gum from the little shelf by the register (1...
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Read Back in the 1990s, I was a network engineer for a small b2b ISP. These were the days when geeks reigned supreme,...
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Read A Relative Lack Of Judgment Customer: "If a stupid little child like you can’t help me, and let’s face it, it wa...
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Read Working Out Their Entitlement Customer: "I'm going to use your microwave and eat this." Again, not a question. I...
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Read Mapsolutely Lost One day we did orienteering. There were seven manned posts we needed to reach. When my team par...
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Read Sky-High Expectations I'm taking a group on a northern lights cruise. It's a two-night tour, and we're pretty fa...
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Read Spank You, Next I noticed the oldest of the kids was walking on the bottom, and I called out to him to get out o...
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Read Bubble Trouble A few days later, my store manager asks to talk to me in the back. He starts off by telling me no...
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Read Spielberg ‘PG’ Is Not Real ‘PG’ I'm fascinated by dinosaurs, as all nineties kids are, so I stop to watch on my ...
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Read Fairely Obvious, You’d Think Man: "Give me your phone. I'll take a picture of you and your dog. What a handsome ...
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Read Whale Done, New Guy I was working as a concierge at a high-end hotel in Hawaii. A new guy is working his first w...