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Read The WiFi Got Crossed Somewhere Along The Line Caller: "Hi, I just bought the iPad with WiFi." Me: "Do you mean W...
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Read That’s An Inventive Inventory Imagination Me: "I'm sorry, the product you've just asked for is out of stock and ...
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Read Sight-Seeing, Clarified I'm working at an excursions desk on a large cruise ship. A family (parents, two teen da...
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Read Muffin to Fear… Or Is There? Me: "Hey, [Coworker], I saw you emailed the office to say you made chocolate muffin...
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Read Knock It Off A woman comes in and presents to me a knockoff of one of our items. A really, really bad one. Me: "...
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Read Got It Digit-all Covered Customer: "So there are these two types, the UVG32 and the UVG32+. Aside from the + mod...
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Read Customers Like You Are Rare Me: "I'll get the beef carpaccio." Waiter: "Sir, I just want you to be aware that it...
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Read Corporate Are Winging It Customer: "Excuse me, but why have all the sandwich spreads been moved? They were near ...
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Read Stopping A Wire Before It Crossed Cashier: "And why are you sending this money?" Old Woman: "My landlady emailed...
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Read Shave And A Haircut… One Hour Manager: "You don't look presentable! Go home and get a proper shave!" I worked ki...
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Read Avocado-No-No, Part 5 I'm a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. I'm helping an elderly customer who's ha...
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Read Oh! The Stories You’ll Hear! I do writing commissions as a side job. The following is taken from a chat log afte...
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Read Snap Them Back To Humanity While we were waiting, the lady at the gate was so kind and updated everyone as often...
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Read A Slick Exit Strategy I maintain cars for a living. Where I work, we have in-ground pits; once we pull the car i...
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Read When You Can’t Lose My mom was picking me up from middle school one terrible day. I was picked on all that day a...
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Read Your Definitions Are Worlds Apart Friend: "So if America is the richest of the third world countries, how come w...
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Read Smells Like A You Problem I am leaving my shift at a grocery store, apron on my arm, purse on the other shoulder...
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Read (When I was in third grade, my family moved and I had to change schools in the middle of the school year. In my ...
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Read Radio Silence Is Preferred One part of the morning show was to announce birthdays that people had called in. It ...
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Read I am 6’2″ weighing 200# sitting in a restaurant drinking coffee when I hear a child at the next table tell his m...