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  • A Retail Bloodbath

    Read A Retail Bloodbath Me: "I'll call someone to meet you there." Customer #1: "Oh, you can't do it?" Me: "I don't w...

  • The Tip That Left An Impression

    Read The Tip That Left An Impression A few minutes later, I see them walk out of the restaurant, but I’m mid-deliveri...

  • The Lord Giveth And The Bank Taketh Away

    Read The Lord Giveth And The Bank Taketh Away Customer: "You stole my money from God!" Me: "I’m sorry?" Customer: "Go...

  • Making An Aft Of Oneself

    Read Making An Aft Of Oneself I'm working on a large cruise ship. A passenger points to the elevators in the main atr...

  • Taking Shots At The Range

    Read Taking Shots At The Range I used to work with a registered nurse who was an Army reservist. She was telling me o...

  • Dawn Of The Dread

    Read Dawn Of The Dread Me: "We don't accept items until 9 AM, and it's on the sign right next to you." Woman: "Then g...

  • Some Sunday Mornings Are Touch And Go

    Read Some Sunday Mornings Are Touch And Go Daughter: "Moooooooom! [Son's Name] keeps touching me!" Me: "[Son's Name],...

  • Furbidden Territory

    Read Furbidden Territory Woman: "What are you doing?!" Me: "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm using the elevator....

  • The Full English Breakdown

    Read The Full English Breakdown I got there at 3:50 AM, and at 4 AM, there was no sign of anyone in the restaurant. I...

  • Untitled

    Read I work at a hotel. While I normally work evening shift, the overnight auditor recently had a personal emergency,...

  • A Spine-Tingling Realization

    Read A Spine-Tingling Realization Many years ago, my dad was a college student who needed to pass a certain math clas...

  • EDK: Eventually Discovered Kit

    Read EDK: Eventually Discovered Kit We provided the facilities with Emergency Drug Kits (EDKs) for, well, Emergency u...

  • Untitled

    Read I’m male, and I’m playing league pool at a bar. I’m having a bit of an off night, with a lot of my shots just ba...

  • Untitled

    Read A lot of people fixated on the forks and knives on this story I submitted. https://notalwaysright.com/its-a-mira...

  • Those Bad Reviews Usually Come Right On Time

    Read Those Bad Reviews Usually Come Right On Time Delivery ETA provided to customer via text with a link to track the...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was in 10th grade I had the opportunity to be in a combined 10th and 11th grade program where several sub...

  • Portrait Of A Customer Interaction

    Read Portrait Of A Customer Interaction Overheard this short little gem at the copy shop one time. A customer comes i...

  • Untitled

    Read I work in a grocery store. A customer runs up to me with her three adolescent sons in tow. She looks extremely f...

  • Untitled

    Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/he-went-through-those-with-a-fine-tooth-comb/358006/) reminds of an incid...

  • Transitioning To Other Lanes

    Read Transitioning To Other Lanes At the local supermarket, I had a favourite cashier. She was bright, bubbly, person...