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  • Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15

    Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15 I had just finished a small batch of commissions and posted th...

  • This Pizza Party Is Going To Hit A Little Different

    Read This Pizza Party Is Going To Hit A Little Different Fancy Customer: "I'm very sorry to pull you away from your w...

  • Quesa-Deal With It

    Read Quesa-Deal With It I push the door to the bathroom open and round the corner and find an employee sitting on the...

  • Slow (Cook) To Realize

    Read Slow (Cook) To Realize Woman: "Do you have any other kinds of microwaves?" I check the list I maintain of the ap...

  • There Will Be RAMifications

    Read There Will Be RAMifications Customer: "My phone exploded. You need to replace it." Me: "Sorry, exploded? Like… a...

  • No Ifs, Ands, or Buds

    Read No Ifs, Ands, or Buds Guest: "I want a bottle of wine and some beers sent up to my room." Me: "Unfortunately, we...

  • Card-Carrying Adult

    Read Card-Carrying Adult I am twenty-five. I have been a legal adult for seven years, and old enough to buy alcohol a...

  • Not Ad-ding Up

    Read Not Ad-ding Up I had a random lady call me at home the other day. Mind you, I don't own a business or anything. ...

  • Tread Carefully

    Read Tread Carefully We get his car in the shop and determine he needs his tire fixed (nail puncture). Customer: "I'm...

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    Read (My sister’s best friend is hanging out at our place one afternoon after school, and I hear this from around the...

  • It’s All Fund And Games Until It Isn’t

    Read It’s All Fund And Games Until It Isn’t Her success did not translate well on the home front. One day my niece’s ...

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    Read My sons (19 and 23) had this conversation while they were at my house for the holidays: Older Son: German opera ...

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    Read I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. One of my regulars has just watched me deal with a difficult c...

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    Read Several years ago i was working at a fast food restaurant during a “Burgerthon” promotion. Hamburgers were $.39,...

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    Read My wife is native Japanese. She grew up in Japan. Most Japanese people have black hair. My wife’s hair is natura...

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    Read Trigger Warning: Mention of Abuse, Death, Financial Issues I am the author of “Time to Move Far, Far Away. Narni...

  • Taxing Faxing, Part 45

    Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45 I'm a tax accountant. Client: "Why am I paying so much tax?!" Me: "Well, someone has to p...

  • Jewel Of Denial

    Read Jewel Of Denial A woman walks through the security scanner at the airport and immediately sets it off. It takes ...

  • The Elevator Pitch

    Read The Elevator Pitch Man #2: "Ugh, doesn’t ANYONE here know how to dress?!" Me: "It's a very relaxed dress code he...

  • The Ceiling Fan Was Innocent

    Read The Ceiling Fan Was Innocent Guest: "There's a sound in my room. It's really bugging me!" I follow her to her ro...