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Read Ten-sion Rising Customer: "Okay. What time do you guys close? Me: "Ten O'clock." Customer: "Alright. What time d...
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Read Madness Reaching Topping Tipping Point We currently have a carryout deal for a large one-topping pizza for $6 at...
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Read Forever 21 Questions Me: "No, I'm sorry. You're in the wrong store; this shirt is from Forever 21." Customer: "A...
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Read Literal Blood Money Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept that coin." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "Because it's covere...
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Read Book Lovers Patron: "Dear Madam, you know that I do not like to complain…" I confirmed that he was indeed a most...
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Read No Cents Of Irony I work in one of those dollar stores where everything is… you guessed it… a dollar. Customer: ...
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Read Ginger Snapped A customer wearing leopard-print skintight leggings and a shirt that said "daddy" on it, rather t...
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Read Those Little Moments That Make Parenting Worth It I am having a discussion with my four-year-old kid. Please not...
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Read Park It Forward, Part 2 Me: "Hey, I have about ninety minutes left on this ticket; does anyone want it?" Older M...
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Read Just Let It Bee A customer handed me a lip balm. Customer: "Does this have any bees?" Me: "Beeswax? No, it—" Cus...
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Read My ex-wife confinced me that I had a fourth kid. The kid is more into sniffing stuff and pooping outdoors than t...
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Read I’m sure every country has a version where if you see a certain make of car in a certain colour, you get to slap...
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Read In about 2010, my partner and I were travelling in Thailand. We wanted to take a train to the coast which was le...
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Read Customer: “You don’t have any more of this jam that my friend got me for Christmas. Since I can’t exchange it, c...
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Read It’s the break room at my workplace, and me and two coworkers are on break. [Coworker #1] has what he himself de...
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Read I never got to eat food from McDonald’s growing up. (Take a moment to clean up whatever you just dropped; the st...
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Read This Is Just Smog Standard Customer Entitlement My main job was doing smog tests for cars. Customers' cars would...
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Read What On Earth Happened Last Year?! Customer: "Y'all got any Band Aids?" Me: "Yes, right over here—" Customer: "Y...
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Read Trip Advisor Needed The travel agent lady looked confused. Travel Agent #2: "Tides? Why?" Couple: "Well, if the ...
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Read A Brew-haha I've ordered my drink at the coffee place, and I'm waiting at the end of the counter for my name to ...