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  • A Saltea Experience

    Read A Saltea Experience A group of us (all friends) are visiting another friend in his new house. It's his first tim...

  • Melting Hearts, Not Ice Creams

    Read Melting Hearts, Not Ice Creams Customer: *Smiles brightly at me.* "No, dear, I'm actually here simply to drop of...

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    Read I’m pregnant with my first child, we told a few friends and family straight off but decided to wait a bit with o...

  • When One Door Closes…

    Read When One Door Closes… Principal: "The phone system is no longer fit for purpose. The costs of every current fix ...

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    Read I’m getting a cart at my local grocery store. A lady comes out and says Lady: Anybody need a cart, anybody…Buele...

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    Read (This story occurs in the UK, where very recently a General Election took place and saw the Conservatives (thoug...

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    Read I met my best friend when was still married to someone in our social circle. They divorced when he learned that ...

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    Read My store just had a sale on a specific brand of mulch for a weekend only. This mulch is $12 a bag plus tax but t...

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    Read My dad was born in 1946 and didn’t have kids until he was in his 40’s, so I, an elder millennial, grew up learni...

  • You’re Not Supposed To Put The Fly In Your Own Ointment

    Read You’re Not Supposed To Put The Fly In Your Own Ointment I work in a sandwich store that has a couple of tables. ...

  • The Return Window Is Thirty Days… Not Years

    Read The Return Window Is Thirty Days… Not Years Customer: "I need to return this." The mower was so old that most of...

  • Different Breeds Of Humor

    Read Different Breeds Of Humor I have just started the training for my current job. For reasons I can't remember, our...

  • Laptop Flop: The Golden Years

    Read Laptop Flop: The Golden Years An older woman walks in with a laptop that, according to the receipt, she purchase...

  • Overbooked And Underthinking

    Read Overbooked And Underthinking Caller: "I need an appointment in two days for my dog." Me: "Sorry, we’re booked th...

  • A Membership Meltdown

    Read A Membership Meltdown The cashier is near tears. [Cashier] is a friend, and I didn't learn until much later that...

  • That’s A Lot Of Thorns In One’s Side

    Read That’s A Lot Of Thorns In One’s Side When we were kids, his latest craze was succulents and cacti. He collects t...

  • Travelator Trauma

    Read Travelator Trauma I'm on an airport moving sidewalk. Two women in front of me are standing (not walking) on it a...

  • No Suite, Sherlock

    Read No Suite, Sherlock We were "XYZ hotel," and the rest were "XYZ & suites hotel". The number of people who booked ...

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    Read I work in payroll. Last year a branch of our company closed, and the employees who lost their jobs were given sa...

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    Read I have just arrived in New Orleans after a 17-hour train trip. It is about halfway between Christmas and New Yea...