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Read Blood, Sweat, And Severance My office had one of those annoying bosses who always liked to repeat: Boss: "We are...
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Read Price Matchmaker, Hear My Plea Customer: "You need to price match this." Me: "We don't price match online; only ...
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Read Read Between The Signs On the way from the elevator to their door (about twenty metres), I am greeted by FOUR pr...
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Read Display Of Ignorance A customer who bought a computer monitor a few days earlier calls us to say: Customer: "It ...
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Read Filter Failure After seven odd hours of constantly serving these in a brain-dead state, a customer asked: Custom...
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Read How To Fix 255 Problems All At Once Client: "Can you make this part of the design more white?" Me: "It's already...
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Read CTRL+Fail I later found that the inventory system not only didn’t allow for sorting orders in any way, but it di...
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Read They Have A Soiled Reputation Young Woman Customer: "Are your vegetables organic?" Farmer: "Yes, ma'am, and we p...
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Read Customers Are Changing This is my absolute favorite customer service story that I bust out whenever I have an in...
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Read Fare Trade Me: "Hey, [Boss], you rejected my expense claim for the train from the airport to my apartment?" Boss...
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Read Meet Me Halfway Customer: "How much is this? The price tag says $20." Me: "It's half off the tag price." Custome...
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Read Scot Free All Day Me: "Shouldn't you be at work?" Son: "I am?" Me: "You're in our living room playing videogames...
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Read Planes Of The Future, Powered By Gas I am settling in for a four-hour flight across the country. The lady beside...
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Read The Decline And Fall Of… Everything Client: "Let me use my business credit card." Me: "Hmm, that's been declined...
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Read My teammate and I both work remote with several states between us, so our main line of communication is the comp...
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Read Read-Only Memory Teacher: "He's had a great first day! But I was wondering: can he read already?" Me: "Um, no, u...
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Read The Doctor Is Running Very Late Caller: "I want to make an appointment with [Doctor]." Me: "I'm afraid [Doctor] ...
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Read I was inspired to post this after reading “Let’s Just Call It A Musical And Leave It At That…” I’m a college stu...
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Read A friend of mine is one of the quickest and funniest people I know. While we’re in line for an ice cream at the ...
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Read I Love The Smell Of Fraud In The Morning! Guest: "Yes, I'm checking out, and I need a receipt." Me: "Well, sir, ...