Entries
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Read Look Past The Lobby And Make A Novel Discovery An older couple wanders in, obviously just browsing. They look at...
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Read An Open And Shut And Open And Shut And Open And Shut Case When it's very slow, we let people decide where they w...
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Read Gang-ondorf I saw a significantly older dude wearing a shirt with a Legend of Zelda Tri-Force symbol coloured in...
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Read The Ceiling Of Their Ability Is Low Client: "Now, onto the ceiling boards. We're using about thirteen ceiling bo...
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Read Bet You Money They Have A “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign At Home Coworker: "I'm not trying to be a b****—" Me: "—Oh, s...
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Read Meeting A Literal Bean Counter Customer: "Why is the grounded coffee the same price as the beans?" Me: "Well, th...
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Read The Principle Ingredient Me: "Hey, [New Guy], you're using olive oil in a vinaigrette instead of the canola the ...
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Read Powered By Wishful Thinking Coworker: *Covering the phone's earpiece with her hand.* "She wants a speaker that d...
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Read Mic Dropping The Ball Sergeant Major: "Hey, didn’t you hear me earlier? We don’t need you here. You can f*** off...
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Read Charge It To The Store Customer: "My car is stuck in your parking lot! It won't start!" Me: "Sorry to hear that,...
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Read This Was Always Going To End Up Fruitless A teenage girl comes in and asks for a very unique drink combo. Custom...
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Read Pretty Sure The ‘O’ Word Isn’t In Vogue, Either I'm overhearing a few words here and there, but I'm focused on m...
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Read That Tingling Does Not Come From A Spidey Sense Fiancé: "What the heck happened to you?!" Me: "I got bit by a sp...
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Read Instead Of Asking One Hardware Question, Ask All Of Them Trainer: "You've been trained in most of the department...
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Read Generating Tension One year, during some big game (can't remember if it was the Super Bowl or something else tha...
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Read A Mighty Morphin’ Mistake When I was about five, I went to a Power Rangers Live Show. Walking into the venue, th...
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Read When They Release Ex-Cons On Groundhog Day When I worked as an optician, a guy came into the waiting room: Guy: ...
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Read I work at an inner city hospital at an information desk. One day, I am at my desk when a staff member comes by a...
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Read There Is Such A Thing As A Free Ride Caller: "I need to book a transport to take me to hospital." Me: "That's fi...
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Read I’m sitting on the couch, waiting for my Tylenol to take effect and my sister is next to me. Me(quietly): Ow, ow...