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  • Rear-ly Bad Decisions

    Read Rear-ly Bad Decisions I'm in a hospital ward behind some closed curtains, waiting to be discharged. I overhear a...

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    Read I was working in a movie theater in high school when Saving Private Ryan came out. It was a massive hit and we s...

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    Read I am in the process of recognising my degree in Brazil. One day I get an email saying I need to pay yet another ...

  • Uno Reverse Carding Is A Sovereign Move

    Read Uno Reverse Carding Is A Sovereign Move Customer: "You can't force me." Me: "I'm not trying to force you. I'm si...

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    Read When I was training to become an EMT, I had to work a certain number of clinical shifts in hospital emergency ro...

  • Press X To Bonk

    Read Press X To Bonk Customer: "I want to buy some sticks for Rock Band." I grabbed them for him. They come in clear ...

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    Read (My fiancee and I are lying in bed cuddling before sleep. My head is on her upper arm. Suddenly, she raises both...

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    Read I have a feeling that you all would appreciate my story about my first semi-serious relationship. I went to coll...

  • Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk

    Read Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk Customer: "I need to return this milk." Me: "That's [Competitor's Brand] milk. This i...

  • The Wrong Vision Statement

    Read The Wrong Vision Statement Customer: "I was wearing the glasses all of yesterday and all last night! But when I ...

  • OK, EU

    Read OK, EU Me: "What about the movie didn't make any sense?" Customer: "All of it! They were speaking, but none of w...

  • Clock Blocked

    Read Clock Blocked Office Manager: *To the colleague.* "You can't leave before 5 PM." Colleague: "Okay, let me go and...

  • Hard Pass On The Pass Code

    Read Hard Pass On The Pass Code Me: "Now you need to enter your phone number. It'll send you a six-digit confirmation...

  • They Want Dirt Cheap Dirt

    Read They Want Dirt Cheap Dirt Customer: "And I will also be needing some dirt to fill the hole this thing's going in...

  • Their Scam Ended Up Being Point-less

    Read Their Scam Ended Up Being Point-less Corporate Office: "Hello, yes, I'm calling about our mutual guest [Guest's ...

  • Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 10

    Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 10 Brother: "So if the eclipse happens at six PM in America, what time will it ...

  • A Saltea Experience

    Read A Saltea Experience A group of us (all friends) are visiting another friend in his new house. It's his first tim...

  • Melting Hearts, Not Ice Creams

    Read Melting Hearts, Not Ice Creams Customer: *Smiles brightly at me.* "No, dear, I'm actually here simply to drop of...

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    Read I’m pregnant with my first child, we told a few friends and family straight off but decided to wait a bit with o...

  • When One Door Closes…

    Read When One Door Closes… Principal: "The phone system is no longer fit for purpose. The costs of every current fix ...