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Read Server Error Caller: "I want to complain about your server!" Me: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Which one?" Caller...
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Read Stories About Kevin Our hotel has a new coworker, who I'll call Kevin. I work the 7 AM – 3 PM full time, and Kev...
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Read When The Swedish Fish Never Swam Upstream Customer: "So what's back there, anyway?" Me: "Back where?" Customer: ...
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Read Those Are Some Beefy Mental Hoops To Jump Through Customer: "Here! See? Meat!" Me: "Oh, you wanted beef?" Custom...
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Read UN-believable A few years ago, when I worked in an office: Coworker: "I've got United Nations on the phone to ta...
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Read Stealing Valor And Dinner I worked at a restaurant owned by veterans. They thought it would be nice to do a “Vet...
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Read We All Scream For No Ice Cream, Part 2 Aunt: "Well, I offered her ice cream, and she said she wanted it, but whe...
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Read Trying To Go On A Power Trip I am a volunteer firefighter. I'm also a member of the local yacht club, which cons...
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Read When Shower Thoughts Aren’t Happening A lady came in looking for a showerhead. Customer: "I'm concerned about mo...
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Read I was waiting in line at the supermarket, when I heard a woman with a strong eastern-european accent berating th...
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Read My wife and I were out running errands and were on our way to get gas. We were stopped at a light behind another...
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Read When Working Retail Sucks More Than Usual Mother: "Oh, no, we’re not getting that." Me: "Ma’am, you saw your chi...
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Read Just saw this happen this weekend and had to share: Man is in a bookstore, looking at books, and loudly complain...
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Read For those who don’t know upstate NY is very cold in winter and has heavy, i.e. wet snow a lot. On campus we rare...
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Read I take sewing commissions as a side hustle, mostly for cosplayers. I’ve been doing it for 20 years and have beco...
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Read A Raw Deal No Matter What You Try Lady: *Holding up a zucchini.* "Could you eat this raw?" Me: *Hesitant.* "It w...
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Read Grab a snack and get comfortable, this is a long one. There was a long stretch of time in our lives where my old...
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Read Not Exactly Socket Science I walk him over to the correct section and point out where the wall chargers are. Cus...
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Read The Sub Conscious Customer: "Can I get a six-foot Philly steak?" Me: "Six… foot?" Read The Sub Conscious
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Read To Infinity And Beyond, Is Not An Infinite Number Of Stores Customer: "Can I use these coupons?" Me: "Those are ...