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Read When I was in high school in the late 90s, some kids figured out that the soda and snack vending machines in the...
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Read You Can’t Sweep It Under The Rug Caller: "I've had this carpet down for a month, and there’s dirt and hair all o...
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Read When In Rome… Oh Wait Customer: *Enraged in broken English.* "Where da h*** do you think you work to not speak I...
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Read Wetware Failure Customer: "It got a bit wet. We tried drying it, but it's not working." I open the laptop and tr...
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Read When You’re Totally Shift Faced My manager calls me at 11 PM to ask if I could come in to cover a shift at 5 AM ...
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Read Lacking Expansive Detail I work in the office for a large contractor. I got an email from someone who isn't an e...
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Read Talk To The Hand, Aunty Some colleagues and I are talking about learning new languages as adults. Colleague: "My...
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Read High Risk In High Fidelity I work at Canada’s largest music instrument retailer, in the professional audio/light...
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Read Dial ‘M’ For Maybe I work for a tech company in tech support. I often get angry or frustrated callers on the lin...
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Read What Matters At Crunch Time Coworker: "Hey! [Vending Guy]! Lookie here!" [Coworker] shows him a bag of chips tha...
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Read Nature Is Bear-ly Survivable Me: "So, to all the kids, remember the first rule when you see a bear?" Kid: "Do no...
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Read A Ruff Reception Front Desk Staff Member: "You can't have that dog in here." Me: "Oh, I'm sorry, do you not allo...
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Read A Stream Of Bad Decisions Caller: "My Netflix isn't working!" Me: "Are you getting an error code when you try to...
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Read That’s The Spirit! Customer: "Vodka on the rocks." I pour a single of the house vodka over some ice and slide it...
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Read It’s Hard To Go Up In This World A new hire walks into the office building at the same time as I. We're on the f...
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Read Some Fellas Have The Write Stuff Customer: "I don't want to do that. I hate d*** forms!" Me: "I'm afraid it's po...
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Read Honk If You Love Consequences My brother is an a**hole driver. The kind of person who will pull right up to the ...
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Read Looking For Mr. Write Girl #1: "Girl, I think he might be the one!" Girl #2: "How do you know?" Girl #1: "He tex...
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Read Your Outrage Is Pending Verification Me: "Okay, I see an attempted purchase for $341.88 in [Department Store] in...
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Read Several decades ago, I was enlisted as a hospital corpsman (medic) in the Navy. The only time I actually perform...