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  • Barking Up The Wrong Clinic

    Read Barking Up The Wrong Clinic Lady: "My dog isn't acting normal!" Me: "Can you please describe what that means?" L...

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    Read I work for a retail accounting firm. One of my coworkers works two jobs, one for us doing US taxes and one for t...

  • What Do You Mean You Need My Phone Number To Look Up My Phone Number?

    Read What Do You Mean You Need My Phone Number To Look Up My Phone Number? Me: "Okay, what’s that phone number?" Cust...

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    Read https://notalwaysright.com/taking-dont-panic-to-a-whole-new-level/372508/ reminded me of the car fire at a store...

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    Read I am a High School teacher in the 2000’s and I teach Social Studies (Maatschappijleer). Our current curriculim i...

  • We Have A Literary Surcharge

    Read We Have A Literary Surcharge Client: "What are you guys doing? They're out here putting fiberglass insulation on...

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    Read I used to work as a shift leader at a big name pharmacy in a really shady part of town. Because of the terrible ...

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    Read I work at a café, and most mornings a conspiracy nutter comes by to buy a coffee and waste everyones time by try...

  • Not Good At Pie Or Pi

    Read Not Good At Pie Or Pi Me: "How many slices do you want me to cut your pizza, eight or twelve?" Read Not Good At ...

  • Order 66 Minutes In The Oven

    Read Order 66 Minutes In The Oven Customer: "I want it burnt." Me: "So, like… extra crispy?" Customer: "No. Burnt. I ...

  • When Life Gives You Dierdres

    Read When Life Gives You Dierdres Their little daughter, maybe six or so, is hosting a lemonade stand: fifty cents a ...

  • Fork This, I’m Out, Part 2

    Read Fork This, I’m Out, Part 2 My coworker is very klutzy. Turning around without realizing his sweater has caught o...

  • A Soleful Exchange

    Read A Soleful Exchange Customer: "Are these all the discounted shoes you have?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "These ...

  • An Eye-Conic Feature

    Read An Eye-Conic Feature I'm a graphic designer. Many years ago (in the age before AI), I made a brochure for a clie...

  • Trying To Achieve Radio Silence

    Read Trying To Achieve Radio Silence Woman: "EXCUSE ME, YOUNG MAN, YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME RIGHT NOW!" I did a quick...

  • A Floorless Plan

    Read A Floorless Plan Me: "[Son’s Name]! Your room is a mess, again! I can barely see the floor. Have it cleaned up b...

  • On The Fence About Your Orientation

    Read On The Fence About Your Orientation Some of my friends and I (many of us queer) were at school, pretending to fl...

  • Justice Is Served

    Read Justice Is Served A man walks up to the counter and hands over a credit card. Customer: "I want to feed the home...

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    Read [When I worked at an office, I had made casual friendships with the waitresses at a local restaurant where I hun...

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    Read TW: suggested abuse, animal feces This happened to my mom about 15 years ago. A few weeks prior to this story ha...