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  • Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 21

    Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 21 Customer: "Before we start, I need you to understand that I have a seve...

  • Root Cause Analysis

    Read Root Cause Analysis Today I went to the endodontist to get a root canal. As he was about to give me a numbing sh...

  • Private Practice, Public Broadcast

    Read Private Practice, Public Broadcast Me: "Hello, sir, this is [My Name] from the front desk. Your neighboring room...

  • No Such Thing As Two Much Pizza

    Read No Such Thing As Two Much Pizza Caller: "This is ridiculous! I ordered three pizzas from you, and all of them ar...

  • QR You Kidding?

    Read QR You Kidding? Me: "We're ready to order, but—" Waitress: "—You do it on the app." Me: "—but… we need to make s...

  • A Recipe For Confusion

    Read A Recipe For Confusion New Hire: "Hey, [My Name], can you help me? I have an old lady who is looking for Iteb vi...

  • Heavenly Holdings

    Read Heavenly Holdings Dad: "What would you do if you had more money than anyone else in the world?" Me: "How much is...

  • Ale-ergic Reaction

    Read Ale-ergic Reaction Friend: "I think I'm allergic to alcohol!" Me: "What makes you say that?" Friend: "When I wen...

  • Must Have Winged It In Math Class

    Read Must Have Winged It In Math Class Customer: *Opens up a container.* "I just had this delivered to my house, and ...

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    Read The Netherlands might be small, but we have distinct accents all over the place. For example, we have the ‘soft ...

  • Follow The Plan, Not The Panic

    Read Follow The Plan, Not The Panic We had a new-ish admin in the building who was going to play a game to "really pr...

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    Read Back when I worked at a grocery store, the dress code included proper dress trousers; no leggings, no jeans. Alm...

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    Read I’m a part-time employee in a grocery store. My shift usually starts at 10 am, but I am chronically early to eve...

  • A Soft Phone But A Hard Nope

    Read A Soft Phone But A Hard Nope Caller: "I will sit here ON HOLD with you until you get me an appointment TODAY!" M...

  • Untitled

    Read After reading this story (https://notalwaysright.com/things-almost-went-down-the-drain-here/359376/) I recall us...

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    Read One of my first jobs was working at the front desk of a medical clinic. The working hours were 7:30am to 4:00pm ...

  • Could Have Been Named After Anyone? Anyone?

    Read Could Have Been Named After Anyone? Anyone? I am at the drug store paying for my things. I notice the cashier's ...

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    Read When I was in high school in the late 90s, some kids figured out that the soda and snack vending machines in the...

  • You Can’t Sweep It Under The Rug

    Read You Can’t Sweep It Under The Rug Caller: "I've had this carpet down for a month, and there’s dirt and hair all o...

  • When In Rome… Oh Wait

    Read When In Rome… Oh Wait Customer: *Enraged in broken English.* "Where da h*** do you think you work to not speak I...