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Read Together with a couple of friends I and my wife are visiting Antwerp and we just arrived in the central station....
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Read This is an incident I don’t remember but sticks out in my mum’s memory. Years and years after it happened she to...
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Read Air Dropped A customer is trying to get us to fix her iPad with a shattered screen. Customer: "You need to repla...
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Read Green Ink The girls order their pizzas, and then one of them turns around and shows off a tattoo of a pizza slic...
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Read What Running On Fumes Really Feels Like A customer (a trucker) comes up to the counter with a pack of Red Bull c...
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Read Listen To The Village People Me: "Single to [Village], please." Driver: "I don't think this goes there." Me: "Ye...
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Read Tanked The Test Me: "Okay, so as this is a pretty exotic fish, I want to confirm what temperature you're keeping...
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Read Clearing The Air In high school, I worked at a fast-food restaurant. I noticed that the smokers were allowed bre...
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Read The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing Coworker: "So you ended up going with our competitor?" Pause. Coworker: "And you're...
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Read No Pay, No Stay Secretary: *Calling his cell phone.* "Hey, you left without handing out the paychecks. Can you c...
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Read Giving Them Something Else To Chew On I worked the trenches in a fast-food burger place and had to deal with ser...
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Read When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down Ever since I started at my job a few months ago, my supervisor (we’ll call hi...
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Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 8 I make her the drink, and she comes back with it after taking a sip. She s...
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Read Double A For Effort, But C On Understanding A couple is returning a battery-powered Nerf gun. Customer: "It didn...
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Read This Is Un-Ten-able Coworker: "I just got tenure!" Me: "Really? They do that here!?" Coworker: "Yeah, I've been ...
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Read We Didn’t Know The Scoville Scale Went Into The Negative Wife: "The spaghetti with the fire-roasted marinara. Is...
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Read Womanly Behavior One of my kids is being a little cheeky. Teen Daughter: *To me.* "Woman, I need dinner!" Me: *N...
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Read Their Thoughts Are Small Potatoes My neighbour was a lovely lady but a bit short on the grey matter. Her husband...
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Read Shell Shocked By The Flavor Customer: "I did NOT realize there was going to be coconut in this." I was at a loss...
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Read I went to a religious high school that had one or two mandatory religion classes per year. Functionally, they we...