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Read Loonie Over A Toonie, Part 12 I’m cashing out a customer. Her change comes up to $8.00, so I gave her a $5 bill,...
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Read Typo Negative Today, I got an email from an engineer observing that an example in the manual contained a typo an...
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Read Please Keep Closing Arguments To Five Minutes Or Less Customer: "Oh come on, you closed like five minutes ago! J...
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Read You Should Have Sean Their Face! Customer: "I'm here to pick up a custom cake." Clerk: "And what was it supposed...
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Read Lost And Found Out Customer: "I found this. I wanted to put it in the lost and found." Me: "Oh, thanks!" I take ...
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Read When Quiet Quitting Leads To Loud Complaining As soon as we sat down with our coworkers for the first time, Ally...
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Read Mass Hysteria Customer: "So these boxes all have a sleeping bag in them?" Me: "Yeah, they're all a bit compresse...
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Read Dial M For Magic Husband: "Where are the numbers? How do I dial?" Me: "You just tap the phone icon at the bottom...
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Read That Doesn’t Flyer With Me Then a new manager took over. I wouldn't go as far as saying he was a stereotypical i...
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Read Dispensing Soap And Wisdom Customer: "I'd like to return this hand soap. It's broken, and it won't dispense." I ...
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Read Occam’s Razor Versus Dad Dad: "It's [My Name]'s windows. Those idiots never sealed them, so all the air is leaki...
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Read Thee Golden Girl I call a very kind older lady because I need to email her a letter. Her name is a stereotypical...
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Read Replace Yourself In My Shoes I used to work at a chain retail store. This guy put about eight or so items into a...
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Read During my PhD we had a tradition in our department, where once a month a newsletter would be sent around and, in...
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Read Language Is Hard I am teaching a class of ten-to-eleven-year-old children. We are doing an art activity, and I a...
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Read This story reminds me of something similar happened in my former company (and beyond). A bit of background – our...
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Read Stop Acting Like A Lost Boy My Husband: "Those are my seats." Man: "No, they're not." My Husband: "Yes, they are...
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Read In my office, many of us send out congratulatory emails to each other when a project is completed. I will send t...
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Read In June before 4th grade, my family moved to a new town. We spent most of June, July, and August shuffling aroun...
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Read The Topping Point Is Surprisingly Low Customer: "I need you to explain to me why I didn’t get the two-toppings f...