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Read One Of The Many Benefits Of Not Being Born Four-Year-Old: "Where was I when you went there?" Seven-Year-Old: "Yo...
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Read Car-ma Friend: "I don't own it now, why would I still pay for it?" Me: "Uh… because you still owe the rest of th...
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Read Copy That… From What? Customer: "I need to get a copy of my key cut." Me: "Sure. Which key?" Customer: "My house...
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Read This took place when my husband, baby and I temporarily lived with his parents. I am getting ready to leave for ...
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Read If You Thought You Were In Trouble Before… I'm an EMT here. Our dispatcher got a call late one evening, a little...
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Read (My friend is an aspiring author who is on “first novel” number five. For unknown reasons he keeps trashing all ...
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Read I take the bus to work every day from a rural location, but I have to switch buses at the central bus hub downto...
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Read It’s Cents-less To Moan About It I'm doing a cash delivery. The total amount is $19.78. I knock on the door, and...
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Read Several years ago, I lived alone with my dog. At the time, my dog was about 5 or 6 years old. She is a very swee...
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Read Either everyone in my 28-year-old brother-in-law’s life wants him to shut up about not having a girlfriend or re...
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Read No Ifs And Buts If It Has Touched Butts I'm paying at the counter at a large clothing store. There's a sign up, ...
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Read This is a bit of a morbid story, but it has some humor in it! So when I was about 7, I had a 17-18 year old neig...
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Read How Did This Person Get A Mortgage To Begin With?! Customer: "So when can I get this remortgage all done and dus...
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Read A Cents-less Case Customer: "Um, you're advertising it as a dollar. If you're charging $1.10, that's illegal!" M...
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Read They’ve Been Getting Some Myth-Information Guest: "Huh… I didn’t think bats were real, I thought they were mytho...
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Read The Missing Link Me: "Hi, this is [My Name], I have a 1 PM appointment with [Doctor], but I haven’t received my ...
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Read All Of Our Grains Are Grains Of Truth Customer: "I want the [dish], but I can't have white rice because I'm glut...
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Read Small Talk, Big Fallout Nurse: "I ask you how you're doing every day, and you never ask me! I thought we were fr...
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Read Family Plan Activated Guest: "Did they not pay?" Manager: "No." Guest: "I know his mother. Let me call her." Rea...
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Read Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 10 Coworker: "Hey, [Boss], [Famous Singer] is my favorite, and she's got a co...