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    Read There’s a guy who works in my building, I’d never actually met him or had anything to do with him, I just saw hi...

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    Read [At the summer church camp I attended as a pre-teen, the director wanted to make sure everyone kept their cabins...

  • Intolerant Behavior

    Read Intolerant Behavior Customer: "But I'm lactose intolerant." Me: "We still have oat milk and almond milk." Custom...

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    Read *Recieves a call from a special education teacher* *fake names!!* Kathy: I need access to building number 420 ri...

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    Read I’m Hispanic and In Texas, I look more at home on a construction site than an academic campus, so yeah a lot of ...

  • When Things Are Looking Up And Down At The Same Time

    Read When Things Are Looking Up And Down At The Same Time Customer: "I need to go to the billing department. Where is...

  • Cobra Cry

    Read Cobra Cry My coworker and I are big movie buffs and usually take pride in being able to help customers find obsc...

  • A Latte Problems With This

    Read A Latte Problems With This Regular's Mom: "Uhm, I️ ordered a latte. This has coffee in it." Me: "Yes, ma’am, tha...

  • When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit

    Read When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit Colleague: "[My Name], any update on the thing?" Me: "What thing?...

  • Misunderstanding The Scale Of The Problem

    Read Misunderstanding The Scale Of The Problem Customer: "Is this thing in pounds or kilometres?" Me: "It's in kilogr...

  • The French Have A History Of Doing That For You

    Read The French Have A History Of Doing That For You Coworker: "I'm something like... three hundred and ninety-fourth...

  • I’m Front Of House Not Front Of Desk

    Read I’m Front Of House Not Front Of Desk Guest: "Give me my room keys!" Me: "I'm a waiter, sir. You can get room key...

  • When They Know They Fee’d Up

    Read When They Know They Fee’d Up Me: "Hi, sorry, what is this $5 charge?" Waiter: "Modifications are extra." Me: "Bu...

  • A Clean Handover

    Read A Clean Handover Me: "[Station Name], how can I—" Caller: "—I wanna speak to the news desk." Me: "I work the new...

  • An Excel-ent Exit

    Read An Excel-ent Exit As soon as I got back to work, I got a call from my boss apologizing for not appreciating my w...

  • When Customers Are Damaged Goods, Part 2

    Read When Customers Are Damaged Goods, Part 2 Manager: "Ma'am, you bought this using a credit card. If an item is ret...

  • Plugging In The Gaps

    Read Plugging In The Gaps Customer: "I need plugs." Me: "What type of plugs?" Customer: "Just plugs, can you show me ...

  • Practice For The Exit Interview

    Read Practice For The Exit Interview Our overly condescending boss is looking over my coworker's work. It's my cowork...

  • The Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Tree

    Read The Apple Does Not Fall Far From The Tree Customer: "I'll get a Happy Meal for him, and can I get the one with [...

  • One Of The Many Benefits Of Not Being Born

    Read One Of The Many Benefits Of Not Being Born Four-Year-Old: "Where was I when you went there?" Seven-Year-Old: "Yo...