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  • Receipts Or It Didn’t Happen

    Read Receipts Or It Didn’t Happen I worked at a pizza chain restaurant. I had so many people come in and say, "Could ...

  • Untitled

    Read I’ve been handling calls with a prospective business partner of my manager’s; said manager reviews the recording...

  • Thunderstruck By Policy

    Read Thunderstruck By Policy Customer: "WHY DID YOU SHUT DOWN THE RIDES?!" Me: "Sir, lightning just struck the tower,...

  • Brush With Reality

    Read Brush With Reality Customer: "What kind of paint can I buy to make it look more realistic? Me: "Hmm, well, looki...

  • These Requests Should Hopefully Be Rare

    Read These Requests Should Hopefully Be Rare We make smash burgers to order. As a result, it's not done immediately, ...

  • Flush With Success

    Read Flush With Success In the beginning, it was assumed your break started when you got into the break room, but in ...

  • A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Kilobytes

    Read A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Kilobytes Phone Guy: "It says you have been overusing your data and were charged f...

  • A Rush To Gold

    Read A Rush To Gold Credit Customer Service Agent: "I'm very sorry, but we have no ability to guarantee this. You'll ...

  • Action Figures Or Action Committees?

    Read Action Figures Or Action Committees? She points at the walls of Funko Pops. Cashier: "Do you know which one he w...

  • Laser Precision Bad Decisions

    Read Laser Precision Bad Decisions Me: "[Boss], I need to talk about the new laser operator." Boss: "What about him?"...

  • Receipt For Disaster

    Read Receipt For Disaster Me: "Sir, that's the sandwich you ordered. We just entered it this way because it's cheaper...

  • The Office Has Left The Chat

    Read The Office Has Left The Chat Unbeknownst to me, the company occasionally had a "surprise half-day". On a random ...

  • Motion To Connect

    Read Motion To Connect Customer: "Is it difficult to set up the docking stations?" Me: "It's actually really easy, si...

  • OK Den

    Read OK Den I heard this story from a coworker after mentioning how confused I was in meetings because I couldn't kee...

  • Will Try To Provide An Uplifting Conclusion

    Read Will Try To Provide An Uplifting Conclusion A Black Lives Matter protest is happening near our mall, so the mall...

  • A Promotion Commotion

    Read A Promotion Commotion I'm told by this person that I would be getting a huge increase in work and responsibility...

  • Task Failed Successfully

    Read Task Failed Successfully Caller: "Where's my service guy?" Me: "Alright, that's what I am here to determine for ...

  • Aut To Pay Attention

    Read Aut To Pay Attention Growing up, family gatherings revolved around my cousin; refusing to give her what she want...

  • The Power Of Denial

    Read The Power Of Denial Friend: "This electric company wants to charge me $400!" Me: "What were you paying before?" ...

  • A Degree Of Parenthood

    Read A Degree Of Parenthood Woman #1: "This woman is harassing me, and you need to do something about it!" Woman #2: ...