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Read After Desserts It’s Just Desserts My coworker had a dine-and-dash on a $200 table. We were just coming off of a ...
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Read Mom Is A Total Gas I'm a mom. We all have gas from various orifices at times, and I try to keep mine on the quie...
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Read We All Need A Hug And Some Ice Cream After Dealing With The US Healthcare System Self-Checkout Customer: "Do you...
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Read Oui Want Fries Our place does regular fries, cheese fries, or the option of two different seasonings. Me: "How w...
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Read So, first thing to say, my brain isn’t working properly because I breastfeed and sometimes woman have dementia w...
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Read Kendo-garten My cousin has been renting a room from us while he studies at the university in our city. Aside fro...
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Read One of my junior high teachers used to work at a call centre. Teacher: I’m from Nova Scotia. One of the customer...
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Read My mom and I have always struggled with communication. I’ve often joked to my husband that it feels like she and...
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Read I recently helped backstage for a community theater/dance production. The theme of the show was Peter Pan, but t...
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Read During a recent visit to the museum, my twin brother and I arrived early so we could tour a special exhibit ( on...
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Read I was watching a movie a few months ago. It was one of those big-name releases rated as family-friendly, so natu...
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Read Parallel Universe Parking I'm a valet at a hotel. A group of women who all know each other walk up with two vale...
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Read Crusty Old Customers Customer: "There's a tooth in this f****** roll! A f****** tooth!" Me: "Sir, I—" Customer: ...
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Read Light Source (Code) Me: "Tech support, how can I help?" Boss: "Some of the new equipment is missing some bulbs."...
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Read A Storm Powered By Main Character Energy Me: *Shouting over the wind and siren.* "Restaurant is closed, I'm afra...
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Read Stop Giving These People Refunds! An incident report is a statement of what happened. When I write down that [Ma...
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Read These Bricks Are Compatible With Everything Except Bigotry I work in a Lego store. A customer approaches the cou...
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Read This Network Stuff Is Over His Head Me: "Lights? There are no lights; nothing is connected to them." Coworker: "...
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Read The Coupon That Keeps On Couponing Customer: "Can I use this free shipping coupon in store?" Me: "Well, no, haha...
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Read Their Wish Is Not My Command(Line) Rick got a call from two women having an issue. They had to get a certain rep...