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Read Charge It To Experience On her return, she presented a receipt from the local café and said in a demanding tone:...
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Read This Is The Right Stuff Guest: "Hmm, this is the real Bill of Rights?" Me: "That's right." Guest: "It's just… th...
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Read Putting The Art In Fart Boss: "You need to come into work no matter what." Me: "Did you hear my reason why I can...
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Read Holy Mole I work in a Mexican restaurant. A group of diners is loudly discussing the menu, and one exclaims: Cus...
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Read Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 7 A customer has called to get some help for their internet account. Me: "Can I ...
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Read A Tale Of Two Brendas I walked into the hotel where I work one morning at the start of my shift to see a woman g...
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Read Bowled Over By The Sink The bathroom has a vessel sink; the kind that looks like a bowl sitting on top of the co...
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Read A Flipped Bird Will Lead To A Flipped Car One time when I was with my family in Ontario, Canada, on a fishing tr...
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Read The Gas Station Is Bright, But The Customers Are Not Customer: "Your pump is broken! It only lets me choose dies...
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Read A few years back I had to immediately move countries and came back to my home country without any jobs lined up ...
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Read Our local cinema usually has some kind of special menu at the concession stands, themed around one of the recent...
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Read (My parents divorced when I was a kid. When I’m 15, my dad introduces me to his new girlfriend. She seems nice a...
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Read I work for a major tax company that provides both online software and in person filing services. A man and his w...
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Read Friends of ours who we don’t see very often came over for the weekend with their 4-year-old. Apparently said kid...
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Read A distant relative has passed away. From our family we tasked [Bob] to send a condolences telegram. [Us]: Did yo...
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Read Planting Evidence A woman is ordering at the drive-thru, ordering dinner to take home to her family. Customer: "...
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Read Causing Quite The Racket Me: "How many times has that happened that it needed its own sign?" The cashier turns a...
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Read When Your Coworker Has A Few Missing Links Coworker: "But what about dinosaurs?" Me: "Well, they all died off be...
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Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 43 After that conversation, she CHOSE to park in a different...
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Read The Water Is Dammed Caller: "I'm a good Christian woman who goes to church every week, and if you don't turn my ...