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Read Check In Checkmate Guest: "I have been to HUNDREDS of hotels, and I have NEVER had to show an ID!" Me: *Shouting...
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Read Fan-demonium As it passed about 10,000 rpm, I hit the power button and called up our tech repair folks. The tech...
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Read Mum’s The Word… Literally Caller: "Look, I'm not the account holder, I'm his mother. I just need to change the a...
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Read DS-ception Me: "This isn’t what was sold." Customer: "That’s what was in the box." Me: "You purchased a Nintendo...
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Read Engaged And Enraged I once had a job trying to force me to quit by cutting my hours from over thirty-five a week...
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Read Crush And Burn Back in high school, a classmate and very close friend of mine had a big crush on a girl we often...
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Read Power To The People Caller: "Hi, do you offer a 'Good Citizen' discount?" Me: "What would qualify under such a d...
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Read From Alley Cat To Ally Cat By the grocery store I used to work at while I was in college, there was an alley cat...
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Read Super Stupid I'm showing them to a friend, who's never been in immediate danger of joining Mensa, but they reall...
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Read Score One For Denial Caller: "Why is my credit rating so low?! Why is my credit rating 605?!" Me: "I can certain...
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Read I stopped at a small local bakery on my way to work to treat myself to a donut. The one I picked out was labeled...
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Read Flossed Over Half Of The Information Caller: "I need to reschedule it." Me: "Okay. May I ask the nature of the s...
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Read I work in the switchboard office of a large hospital. There are multiple elevators throughout the campus, and if...
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Read Flower Power Trip A table gets sat in my area, and I go to greet them right away. They are all about eighty-five...
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Read My brother took a bit longer than most kids to be potty trained. He was later diagnosed with autism, but this wa...
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Read I was working out in the apartment complex gym. The gym was in the same basement as the common laundry room, som...
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Read I’m the OP from “Like A Cat Right Before Dinner Time,” and “This Story Comes With Puppy Dog Eyes.” One evening a...
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Read Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 36 Customer: "So I have four 25% off coupons. Does that mak...
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Read Last year, my autistic daughter was in kindergarten and her teacher was in her first year teaching. She had lite...
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Read Not Our Mess To Deal With Customer: "You guys did a s*** job cleaning my house!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that! Ca...