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  • If It Plugs In, It’s Yours

    Read If It Plugs In, It’s Yours Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], can you fix the light in the restroom?” Me: “I work IT, no...

  • A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 15

    Read A Hot Slice Of Justice, Part 15 Me: "We are not currently doing delivery at this time." Caller: "What? Why not?"...

  • Didn’t Realize We Were Window Shopping

    Read Didn’t Realize We Were Window Shopping Half Sister: "Look! Look!" She was looking at, well, nothing we could wor...

  • That Must Be A Fun Accounting Firm!

    Read That Must Be A Fun Accounting Firm! I'm a Scot living in the USA. When Scotland finally qualifies for the 2026 W...

  • H2-Ooooookay, Part 2

    Read H2-Ooooookay, Part 2 Customer: "Do you sell unfrozen ice?" Me: *Not realizing what they just said.* "In the free...

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    Read My friend and I were bullied a lot in middle school. We were relatively easy targets I suppose, being very nerdy...

  • Getting Your Driving License And Private Investigators License

    Read Getting Your Driving License And Private Investigators License Me: "Yesterday we were taught to do the manoeuvre...

  • Losing Your Mind Over A No-Brainer

    Read Losing Your Mind Over A No-Brainer Doctor: "Hi, boss! What's up?" Me: "Hi. Have you, perchance, recommended that...

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    Read I was in sixth grade at the time, and me and my best friend were dealing with this popular girl. Stuck-up, karen...

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    Read (I volunteer at a raptor centre. The owner also has a ram that has been in a field next to the centre car park s...

  • Freshly Made Accusations

    Read Freshly Made Accusations Customer: "When will our food be coming out?!" Me: "A minimum of ten to fifteen minutes...

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    Read When I was in high school I joined a small church with the word “Covenant” in its name. It had no building of it...

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    Read When I was in middle school, the theme song of a certain educational TV show for young kids became a bit of a me...

  • Refunder Blunder, Part 82

    Read Refunder Blunder, Part 82 Staff: "We don't even sell that product." Customer: "I bought it from here! Are you ca...

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    Read Back in the ’90s I worked at a large chain bookstore. One day a customer said something to me that she meant as ...

  • The Food Court Appeal

    Read The Food Court Appeal Me: "You won't be able to bring the bag full of burgers in." Mom: "Why?" I pointed out the...

  • Brazil Nuts: Louisiana’s Largest Export

    Read Brazil Nuts: Louisiana’s Largest Export Me: "Brazil." Customer: "Where's that?" Me: "South America." Customer: "...

  • The Ego Adjustment Fee

    Read The Ego Adjustment Fee A customer is buying a $400 item. Me: "Ma'am, I'm happy to tell you that we have a deal o...

  • Not Rated for Customer Use

    Read Not Rated for Customer Use Pete worked in our kitchen. Pete was the king of processes and efficiency, but Pete d...

  • Back To The Pizza

    Read Back To The Pizza Customer: "What do you want?" Me: "I have your pizza here, just need you to sign the slip." Cu...