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  • Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 16

    Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 16 One of my waitstaff has called me over to deal with a table, u...

  • Eggs Benedictator

    Read Eggs Benedictator Bessie has been working at our hotel chain for fifteen years as the breakfast attendant for th...

  • Put On That Pearl Necklace And Clutch It

    Read Put On That Pearl Necklace And Clutch It Customer: "I need to return this pearl necklace." She hands over the ne...

  • We Are Not “Open” To Interpretation

    Read We Are Not “Open” To Interpretation I used to manage a party store that closed at 7 PM. You’d think business hou...

  • The ‘Supervising Hours In Toilets’ Report

    Read The ‘Supervising Hours In Toilets’ Report Newer Manager: "[Coworker] just got back from their fourth poop break!...

  • Escalation Without Elevation

    Read Escalation Without Elevation Caller: *Angry.* "Why can't you do it?!" Me: "It's against policy, and I'm pretty s...

  • A Sinking Feeling About This Generation

    Read A Sinking Feeling About This Generation My wife and teenage daughters have just watched the movie 'Titanic'. It ...

  • Little Miss Leading

    Read Little Miss Leading I was flying alone, and this little girl, maybe about five years old or so, wandered down th...

  • Oregano-No-No, Part 2

    Read Oregano-No-No, Part 2 Customer: "Eww! Your pizzas have mold on them!" Me: "No, they don't. They're all fresh." C...

  • Untitled

    Read I enjoy teaching various age groups, and I think it’s good for children to interact with age groups different fr...

  • A Passing Condition

    Read A Passing Condition A woman practically runs into the ER, claiming she's in great pain and in need of a doctor i...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was a kid, I lived in a not-so-good area. A lot of the local kids grew up in bad homes, and as we were bo...

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    Read When I was in 10th grade, I had an earth science course as one of my required subjects. I liked the class a lot,...

  • GPS: Grandpa’s Personal Surveillance

    Read GPS: Grandpa’s Personal Surveillance I asked Lou if he needed anything else, and he responded with "Well, you st...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was in middle school, I was horrible at math, even though I always did the homework and assignments and a...

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    Read This was many years ago when, just out of high school, I had a summer job at the fish counter of my local superm...

  • How Now Fowl Cow

    Read How Now Fowl Cow Customer #1: "I'll get the turkey and ham." Customer #2: "I'll just have the turkey." Customer ...

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    Read [In high school, we had an end-of-year science field trip which was an overnight camping trip in the Dominguez–E...

  • That’s An Hour Permanently Erased From Your Life

    Read That’s An Hour Permanently Erased From Your Life We got a call from a customer who couldn't find the 'delete' bu...

  • The Cold Hard Truth Of Allergies

    Read The Cold Hard Truth Of Allergies Customer: "I want a [Cocktail], but no ice." Me: "I can do that, but I can't gi...