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Read Mmm, Fresh Cowpig Straight From Chornobyl Farms, Part 2 Customer: "This bacon is so raw, I can still hear it moo...
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Read When You Can Go Nowhere Else But Up Customer: "The goods lift. Where does it come out?" I point to the two obvio...
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Read These People Graduated From Law School… I got a phone call today from a lawyer. She is complaining that she has ...
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Read A Resolution To The Resolution Well, to my dad, anything that went wrong on the computer was my fault because I ...
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Read Cruising For A Playdate I turned to see a woman rounding the corner, pushing her own handle-driven toddler-mobil...
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Read No Middle Ground Caller: "I'd like a salad to go. What sizes do you have?" Me: "We have small and large." Caller...
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Read When I was in my early twenties, I came down with a case of strep throat so bad it landed me in the ER. It start...
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Read New Degrees Of Bureaucracy I moved from the UK to Switzerland to do my doctorate. As part of the process, I get ...
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Read It was around 6pm and I was waiting in line at the pharmacy to pick up my medication. The pharmacy closes at 7:3...
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Read The one button on my Nintendo 3DS was sticking so I decided to take it to a local repair shop to get it fixed. G...
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Read My son has another kid in his class with the same first name. Teachers and other students refer to them in class...
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Read I work in admin support for a major business school, assisting the staff who assist the faculty in delivering co...
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Read My girlfriend (female) and I (also female, 2 years younger) always have our cars’ service/tire changes/etc. done...
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Read Underdressed For Success Customer: "Why is that ringing up as full price? You have a sale on!" Me: "The sale is ...
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Read Blast From The Immediate Past One night, about ten minutes after the fireworks ended, I had a guest come up to m...
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Read Mint Condition… Kinda Owner: "You know how to make a mint mojito, right? You have bar experience." Me: "I do, bu...
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Read No PAL, No NTSC, Just LP A young guy comes over holding a vinyl album: Customer: "Is this region specific?" Me: ...
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Read The Life Of Brian Brian: *Out of nowhere, to the entire office, but directly at no one.* "If we smelled with our...
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Read Groundbreaking Produce Knowledge Customer: "All your watermelons look weird! They have a flat-ish yellow-y side!...
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Read AC-quired I arrive, and the worker behind the counter looks bored out of her mind. She's sorting boxes or someth...