Entries
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Read They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 9 Me: "Wow. According to this, approximately 30% of U.S. adults score ...
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Read Eclipsed By Pyjamas Me: "Wasn’t the eclipse amazing?" Best Friend: "I wouldn’t know. I didn’t see it." Me: *Stun...
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Read The Luck Stops Here Customer: "This is the Saturday paper! It has last night's lottery numbers in it!" Newspaper...
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Read I am a licensed insurance agent working in a small office with 3 other agents. Our boss does not work at our loc...
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Read Sink, Swim, Sob As I was about to leave the pool area to shower and get changed, the instructor called my name. ...
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Read When I was in fifth grade, I went to a very small private school (By small I mean that there were fifteen studen...
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Read Congrats To The Lucky Couple! As I was about to leave this morning, the head housekeeper said: "You want to see ...
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Read My family and I went on a vacation and had a great time. My husband drove the entire eight hours back (on the wa...
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Read My supervisor swears up and down that she does not have any cognitive issues despite constantly forgetting thing...
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Read I got a job at a grocery store checkout and heard this exchange from one lane over. Customer: The sign said thes...
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Read Uncle Sam Wants His Fries Customer: "Why is my total higher? The combo should be $9.99." Me: "It's $9.99 plus ta...
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Read This story (Good News! You already Have Some!) reminded me of one that happened to my son. He was working at a s...
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Read I Will Not Be Your Fall Guy Customer: "I slipped on the wet floor. Why are there no damn wet floor signs out to ...
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Read When You’ve Had A Few Too Many Miami Vice’s Me: "Is there anything else I can get you?" Customer: "Yeah, we were...
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Read Watt A Load Of Crap Electricity is kind of weird (especially when you’re not a very good electrician) and electr...
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Read FB-Eh Customer: "I bought this laptop from here, and it just stopped working. Can I get it replaced?" Me: "Sir, ...
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Read Whyyyyy Fi He was our CEO. A man who thought he was highly respected (he wasn’t). I’m not sure whether he did wh...
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Read Good In-Tent-ions Robin is sleeping in a tent. Someone vandalised the tent and stole the sleeping bag. Robin can...
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Read Well, Dad Always Did Like Phishing! Me: "Thank you for calling [ISP] technical support. How may I assist you?" C...
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Read Page Against The Machine Coworker: "Why is someone printing a whole bunch of blank paper from the printer?" Me: ...