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    Read One day I go to a bookshop Me: hello I’m looking for [ book] Bookseller 1 ( look at her computer) normally, ther...

  • This Customer Is Everything

    Read This Customer Is Everything Customer: "What happens if I go over?" Me: "The pump won't let you go over." Custome...

  • Speak Spanish So They Can Go Play Some Japanese Italian

    Read Speak Spanish So They Can Go Play Some Japanese Italian Caller: "Uh… hi. I need to do [service-related task]." B...

  • Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 14

    Read Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 14 Customer: "This is ridiculous. You’re forcing me to buy somethi...

  • Tip Off

    Read Tip Off I stopped at a small, non-chain gas station on a road trip to grab a few supplies and fill my tank. When...

  • Out Of Gas, Out Of Date

    Read Out Of Gas, Out Of Date At our gas station, we refill propane tanks. A customer has driven in with his truck, as...

  • Mind The Gap In Thinking

    Read Mind The Gap In Thinking Passenger: "Why are we going slower?" Train Guard: "As I just explained, the brakes—" P...

  • No Tub-stitutions

    Read No Tub-stitutions Guest: "I requested a room with a tub." Me: "You booked a single king room. The only rooms tha...

  • Fostering A More Pleasing Environment (And Making Us Cry)

    Read Fostering A More Pleasing Environment (And Making Us Cry) At first, I didn't understand why the other foster chi...

  • Parenting IS A Job Title!

    Read Parenting IS A Job Title! Lady: "Well, I want to take care of r*****ed kids so I can keep my grand baby with me....

  • This Is Getting Loopy

    Read This Is Getting Loopy Customer: "Can I get two fives and a ten for this twenty?" Me: "Sure." He hands me the bil...

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    Read It’s a weekend afternoon and I am enjoying a book, when suddenly my phone rings. It displays an unknown number, ...

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    Read I’m working in a grocery store the day before a local football team’s big match. The store is jam-packed, we’re ...

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    Read Honestly not sure where this story fit in the NAR universe, but wanted to share anyway ;) Many years ago, my wor...

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    Read My younger grandson (I’ll call him Bobby) has always struggled with school. He’s a very sweet and loving child b...

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    Read Several years ago, I worked for a supermarket that shared a parking lot (or near enough not to matter) with a fe...

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    Read I’m a volunteer secretary for a road cooperative (it is a cooperative for maintaining a shared private road by w...

  • Selfie-Incriminating Evidence

    Read Selfie-Incriminating Evidence Customer: "My phone has stopped charging!" Me: "Have you got it wet or left it in ...

  • When The System Doesn’t Apply, Neither Do Its Products

    Read When The System Doesn’t Apply, Neither Do Its Products Customer: "The menu says $6.99! Why does it cost more?!" ...

  • Forcing Them To Make A Curse-Correction

    Read Forcing Them To Make A Curse-Correction Hotel Manager: "I am going to have to charge you [amount] per room and a...