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  • One Sick Upgrade

    Read One Sick Upgrade I'm talking to my supervisor: Me: "…so I'll get back to work as soon as I can with my doctor's ...

  • Buttoned Up Early

    Read Buttoned Up Early Me: "No, don't press that one or you'll hang up on me. This one is BELOW the touch screen. The...

  • Signed, Sealed, Devoured

    Read Signed, Sealed, Devoured Organizations pay us, we pay the vendors, and the vendors handle the food. Most of the ...

  • Pickle Panic

    Read Pickle Panic A customer is in front of me in the line at the Golden Arches. I hear him whispering over and over ...

  • Now That’s A Light-Weight Console

    Read Now That’s A Light-Weight Console Teen #1: "I want to sell my PS1. How much can I get for it?" Me: "Depends, is ...

  • Sketchy Schedule

    Read Sketchy Schedule I called on Sunday to check if I’m scheduled. Nope nothing. I called on Thursday again, just to...

  • Not Park Or Holy Grounds

    Read Not Park Or Holy Grounds Me: "Hi, can I help you?" Person: "No, I'm just looking." Me: "Well, actually, this is ...

  • Let’s Hope The Store Has A Lost And Found

    Read Let’s Hope The Store Has A Lost And Found Mom: "Your dad with you?" Me: "No, he went on ahead. I'm about to go c...

  • DEI-nying Reality

    Read DEI-nying Reality Passenger: "Thank God. I was worried they were gonna be our pilots." Passenger's Son: "Why?" P...

  • Fast Food, Slow Recall

    Read Fast Food, Slow Recall Customer: "The naked chicken chalupa." Me: "Sorry, that was a seasonal product. We stoppe...

  • Untitled

    Read One of my friends has a brother with Down syndrome. From what I understand, the brother cycles between their par...

  • Unable To Enable

    Read Unable To Enable I have a disability that affects my leg mobility, and at school or on big trips, I usually use ...

  • Not A Happy Meal, Part 2

    Read Not A Happy Meal, Part 2 My mom is spending the night in the hospital after having her gall bladder removed. Her...

  • Untitled

    Read Our house is currently under renovation and we have a few constant workers who help out. Worker #1 is a German w...

  • Donut Assume

    Read Donut Assume Customer: "Is that where you got your education?" Me: "Yep!" Customer: *Smirks.* "So is that why yo...

  • Untitled

    Read Back in the day, when we had a fairly fresh (barely a few years old) PC at home (this was also a time when most ...

  • Untitled

    Read When I was in 4th grade I had a really nasty accident on the playground. My right (dominant) arm was in a sling ...

  • Untitled

    Read I am an American working as an English teacher in China. Most of the locals are only vaguely aware of the system...

  • How To Be A Glass Act

    Read How To Be A Glass Act I'm a lifeguard at a pool in a resort. A woman is carrying a drink in a glass in the middl...

  • Untitled

    Read One day I go to a bookshop Me: hello I’m looking for [ book] Bookseller 1 ( look at her computer) normally, ther...