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Read Fork Around and Find Out Customer: "Where do I get napkins?" Me: "Right in front of you, less than a foot to you...
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Read It Will Be Kilo-Hours Before He Gets It, Part 6 Flight Departure: "3:35 PM (15:35)." Husband: "What are those nu...
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Read Don’t Leave Things Until The Eleventh Hour Customer: "But she's getting gas!" Me: "She started to fill up before...
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Read Baby Steps Head Of IT: "Oh yeah, I should have told you that can happen. These people need the most detailed ste...
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Read NAR Villain Origin Story: Meet Mr. Fedora Feather Loss Prevention Officer: "[Manager], I'm going to show you thi...
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Read Protecting The Nuclear Family I am now retired, but in the 1970's I worked field services for a company that man...
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Read You Can Taste So Many Accents Customer: "I want a nice white wine." Me: "Did you have a preference on grape or r...
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Read Not Understanding The Sign Language Foreign Company: "Before we sign the license agreement, can you send us a te...
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Read Coffee Cabinet Meeting Manager: "Ma'am, this is going to be your only warning. You will treat all of us with res...
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Read An Unqualified Success I had applied for an opening in their IT department. I interviewed for the position, and ...
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Read Day Care, Don’t Care Parent: "I've just decided that you shouldn't be charging us." Me: "I… uh, what?" Parent: "...
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Read Don’t Have A Cow, Man Customer: "I need 600 kg of beef mince." Me: "You mean 600 grams?" Customer: "Nope, I have...
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Read Live From Last Summer! Me: "[Boss], did the security company report any outages?" Boss: "Are you talking about t...
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Read Miso Confused Right Now Caller: "And make sure the soup is on the side!" I'm here thinking like, yeah, of cours...
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Read The Makeup Of American Politics It's the season of the US Presidential Election, which is always a fun time to b...
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Read That Was A Ruff Landing We were at a very popular off-leash area the day after Christmas, with lots of dogs happ...
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Read Drop That Customer Like It’s Hot Customer: "Can I get a ticket to 'Snoop Dog Millionaire'?" Me: "Uh, you mean 'S...
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Read When this happened I lived in an apartment. One day I get back home and, when entering the hall from the main do...
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Read Well, Since We’re Making Things Up… Boy: "What's wrong with her? Does she have chicken pox?" The mom looks at me...
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Read This was at the liquor store I worked at for ten years. (I’m also the author of the story about the meth head wh...