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  • Ve-gone!, Part 3

    Read Ve-gone!, Part 3 Customer: "I'm a vegan, and this menu isn't very helpful! You should have a separate vegan menu...

  • Dad Missed The Exit

    Read Dad Missed The Exit My dad is driving into town, with me in the passenger seat. He kept complaining about beggar...

  • Take A Stand On Taking A Seat

    Read Take A Stand On Taking A Seat I, an able-bodied forty-something, am climbing into a motorized cart at the entran...

  • Pay Your Contract Before Contractions

    Read Pay Your Contract Before Contractions Me: "Uh, are you okay, ma'am?" Caller: "Oh, yeah, I'm just havin' a baby."...

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    Read My now-husband is former Navy, recently so at the time of this story. It wasn’t exactly the great and honorable ...

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    Read I (female) am getting the cable installed in my new apartment and the technician is setting up the router. He ge...

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    Read The site is an hour away from completion after months of long hard work. We went above and beyond, even with a 5...

  • We Offer No Plan For That Attitude

    Read We Offer No Plan For That Attitude Each question seemed to make him angrier and angrier. He started insulting me...

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    Read I have been working as a delivery driver for Amazon for many years. When I was gainfully employed by other compa...

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    Read I’ve just finished ringing out a customer, who has purchased a few relatively small items. Our store uses plasti...

  • Kilo Me Softly

    Read Kilo Me Softly Me: "Your kilogram of sausages, madam." Customer: "Why have you given me two?!" Me: "I just wrapp...

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    Read This story was relayed to me by my mom. She always buys certain soft drink bottles that is a knock-off from a mo...

  • R U Sure?

    Read R U Sure? Me: "Ma'am, I can't take that item." Customer: "Why not? It's a toy d*** it!" Me: "It's a Target exclu...

  • This Should Be A Piece Of Cake, But…

    Read This Should Be A Piece Of Cake, But… Customer: "Please write 'Happy Birthday Kathy'." Me: "Okay, and how do you ...

  • Door Dashed A Mile Away

    Read Door Dashed A Mile Away Caller: "My service doesn't work in my new house." Me: "Oh, did you move?" Caller: "No, ...

  • Perk Of Hypocrisy

    Read Perk Of Hypocrisy Gladys: "Ugh! Back from smoking again? A filthy habit!" Tim: "Never said it was otherwise." Gl...

  • Las Vegas Strip-ped

    Read Las Vegas Strip-ped Me: "Hey, [Manager], why was there a robe in the filing cupboard?" Manager: "For the, uh, se...

  • That’s One Heckuva Hotspot!

    Read That’s One Heckuva Hotspot! Realtor: "And the signal here is real good. The wifi can go out for miles." Me: *Sto...

  • How To Get A Police Escort

    Read How To Get A Police Escort I get pulled over by the police, but I'm not sure why. Officer: "Can I see your ID?" ...

  • Drinking Without ID Is Very Old Fashioned

    Read Drinking Without ID Is Very Old Fashioned Me: "Can I see some ID?" Woman: "Come on. I'm fifty, and I look it." I...