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  • It Just Doesn’t Make Cents

    Read It Just Doesn’t Make Cents My total came to $27.06. I gave her $30 and a dime. $30.10, granted, not everyone can...

  • When They Miss The Movie… And The Hint…

    Read When They Miss The Movie… And The Hint… Customer: "Can I try them all on again?" Me: "We close in five minutes."...

  • Putting The “Ire” In Hire

    Read Putting The “Ire” In Hire Recruiter: "Seems you made stupid decision and choose wrong recruiter and wrong agency...

  • Tax Is Gospel

    Read Tax Is Gospel I'm cashing out an older lady at the checkout. As soon as I ring up the last item: Customer: "And ...

  • Getting Some Grease And Quiet

    Read Getting Some Grease And Quiet I work as a service writer for the service department of a semi-truck dealership l...

  • Crabsolutely Not, Part 2

    Read Crabsolutely Not, Part 2 Customer: "So, your bucket of crab… with corn and potatoes?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: ...

  • Little White Porkies

    Read Little White Porkies Me: "Okay, so that’s a table for four people this Sunday at midday. Is this for a special o...

  • So THAT’S Why The Chicken Crossed The Road

    Read So THAT’S Why The Chicken Crossed The Road We're eating quite late at a tapas restaurant, and as we are given ou...

  • Tabling That Discussion

    Read Tabling That Discussion Customer: "Can you move this table?" Me: "The tables are bolted to the floor." Customer:...

  • Should Have Been A Fitting End

    Read Should Have Been A Fitting End My grandmother, who had stored The Dress in her closet, pulled it out and said: "...

  • Flagging Down An Ambulance

    Read Flagging Down An Ambulance I'm working from home and take a moment to hang out my washing on a sunny day, and I ...

  • Trying To Avoid Boosting The Economy

    Read Trying To Avoid Boosting The Economy I work at a car rental agency. A lady walks in to pick up a bog standard re...

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    Read This story: (https://notalwaysright.com/california-dreaming-because-im-asleep/387692/) reminded me of something ...

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    Read One Sunday in my early teen I was at church with my friends. At the end of the service, the priest announced tha...

  • Tip For Tat

    Read Tip For Tat They ordered raspberry margaritas with salt, an appetizer, and two steak entrees; the entire time be...

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    Read During the pandemic, I was a software testing engineer for a telco and working fully remote. I’m troubleshooting...

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    Read (I have recently started a new job where one of my duties is to verify that grocery store sales tags and display...

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    Read So this is the story of how I got shot. I was working at a small convince store. A guy came in to rob us, pulled...

  • Fishful Thinking

    Read Fishful Thinking Customer: "How fresh are your fish?" Me: "We gave a guy who buys them every morning from the ci...

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    Read In Sweden, people are generally paid monthly and usually on the 25th every month. This story takes place on the ...