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Read Dog Gone It I'm a night auditor at a pet-friendly hotel. A woman comes down from her room in the middle of the n...
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Read A Dollar Debate Coworker: *Ringing me up.* "It'll probably be even more on sale tomorrow. You could wait and sav...
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Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 41 One lovely elderly woman always comes to mind when I thin...
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Read The Late Notice I've just come back from a week off. At 9 AM, I was visiting my first client of the day, whom I'...
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Read ID-ing A Crime Me: "Can I see some ID, please?" The customer shows me a paper driver's license. Me: "I'm sorry, ...
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Read Seen Live, But Alive? Me: "Oh, this is my current favourite band! They are called [Band Name]." Coworker: "Never...
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Read Using Your Words I'm a Middle Eastern-looking dude, but born in America, and I speak English just fine. A couple...
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Read Breadwinners And Losers One day, my boss hires a new person. No big deal, except my boss kept cutting my hours m...
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Read Powered Down And Priced Up Me: *Walking in.* "This room is closed. Y'all can't be in here." Gym Member #1: "What...
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Read We Wouldn’t Recommend Using An Electric Cooker Customer: "Are your chickens Chinese?" Me: "Uhm… no. They're from...
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Read When Closing Time Is Closing In On Them Employee: "We're closing, dude." Me: "You close in ten minutes." Employe...
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Read The Right Number, The Wrong Move Me: "Thank you for calling [Store Name]. How can I help?" Caller: "Can you give...
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Read Forecasting A Brain Freeze Mom: *Looking at the weather app on her phone.* "Wow, these temperature drops are cra...
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Read The Horror Of Bad Eyesight We had minimal supervision, and our host’s older sister had managed to sneak her a ho...
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Read Phonetic Phails Me: "Alright, sir, could you read the serial number phonetically?" Caller: "What's that?" Read P...
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Read I’ve never been good with hospitals My roommate and I are visiting a friend who just had his appendix removed. W...
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Read Donuts Are The Answer The point of these smaller, additional classes was to let students ask questions on anythi...
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Read Prescribing Hard Facts Our manager comes back after a two-week vacation. Manager: "Why is there a mannequin head...
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Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/if-you-make-it-right-your-friends-wont-explode-like-shaken-soda-cans/36070...
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Read Can’t Do Split Decisions Me: "Alright. Here's your $100 refund." Customer: "But I paid $200." Me: "That was for ...