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  • Dog Gone It

    Read Dog Gone It I'm a night auditor at a pet-friendly hotel. A woman comes down from her room in the middle of the n...

  • A Dollar Debate

    Read A Dollar Debate Coworker: *Ringing me up.* "It'll probably be even more on sale tomorrow. You could wait and sav...

  • Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 41

    Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 41 One lovely elderly woman always comes to mind when I thin...

  • The Late Notice

    Read The Late Notice I've just come back from a week off. At 9 AM, I was visiting my first client of the day, whom I'...

  • ID-ing A Crime

    Read ID-ing A Crime Me: "Can I see some ID, please?" The customer shows me a paper driver's license. Me: "I'm sorry, ...

  • Seen Live, But Alive?

    Read Seen Live, But Alive? Me: "Oh, this is my current favourite band! They are called [Band Name]." Coworker: "Never...

  • Using Your Words

    Read Using Your Words I'm a Middle Eastern-looking dude, but born in America, and I speak English just fine. A couple...

  • Breadwinners And Losers

    Read Breadwinners And Losers One day, my boss hires a new person. No big deal, except my boss kept cutting my hours m...

  • Powered Down And Priced Up

    Read Powered Down And Priced Up Me: *Walking in.* "This room is closed. Y'all can't be in here." Gym Member #1: "What...

  • We Wouldn’t Recommend Using An Electric Cooker

    Read We Wouldn’t Recommend Using An Electric Cooker Customer: "Are your chickens Chinese?" Me: "Uhm… no. They're from...

  • When Closing Time Is Closing In On Them

    Read When Closing Time Is Closing In On Them Employee: "We're closing, dude." Me: "You close in ten minutes." Employe...

  • The Right Number, The Wrong Move

    Read The Right Number, The Wrong Move Me: "Thank you for calling [Store Name]. How can I help?" Caller: "Can you give...

  • Forecasting A Brain Freeze

    Read Forecasting A Brain Freeze Mom: *Looking at the weather app on her phone.* "Wow, these temperature drops are cra...

  • The Horror Of Bad Eyesight

    Read The Horror Of Bad Eyesight We had minimal supervision, and our host’s older sister had managed to sneak her a ho...

  • Phonetic Phails

    Read Phonetic Phails Me: "Alright, sir, could you read the serial number phonetically?" Caller: "What's that?" Read P...

  • Untitled

    Read I’ve never been good with hospitals My roommate and I are visiting a friend who just had his appendix removed. W...

  • Donuts Are The Answer

    Read Donuts Are The Answer The point of these smaller, additional classes was to let students ask questions on anythi...

  • Prescribing Hard Facts

    Read Prescribing Hard Facts Our manager comes back after a two-week vacation. Manager: "Why is there a mannequin head...

  • Untitled

    Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/if-you-make-it-right-your-friends-wont-explode-like-shaken-soda-cans/36070...

  • Can’t Do Split Decisions

    Read Can’t Do Split Decisions Me: "Alright. Here's your $100 refund." Customer: "But I paid $200." Me: "That was for ...