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Read Steaks On A Plane Expenses Guy: "Meals will only be provided during actual business travel, and that travel to a...
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Read Illuminating The Candy Aisle At the grocery store, we had the following conversation: Me: "I am definitely cravi...
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Read Sherlock Holmes And The Mystery Of The Non-Arizonan Arizonan Me: "Sir, I can’t sell you those drinks. It's after...
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Read Faith Can Move Mountains, Not Trailers Our two boys (eight and four) are off playing somewhere when I suddenly h...
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Read Kara-Not-Okay Neighbor: "What language was that?" Japanese Neighbor: "Japanese." Neighbor: "How do you know how ...
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Read The Architect Of Their Argument’s Demise Guest: "I hate the way your parking garage is set up!" Me: "I'm sorry t...
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Read I volunteer with a youth organisation where everyone wears a uniform. After a meeting, I went to a nearby superm...
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Read The Cost Of Inflation Tech: "Ma'am, when did [Dog's Name] last eat?" Woman: "I already told her that!" *Pointing...
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Read When I arrived on US Air Force Site 5 in Morocco in May of 1957, a black dog with white markings named Bonnie ha...
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Read This Is Nanny My Business Me: "How can I help you?" Customer: "Hi, my little angel here gets quite excited when ...
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Read Thirty five years. And every year, it happens. Usually more than once. It is an AP level computer science class....
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Read [When I was in 7th grade, I was in school band. There were three band classes, mostly assigned by grade. I was i...
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Read (I have resting b***h face and am a very quiet and serious person on top of it.) (I am talking to one of my co-w...
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Read Give Them An Inch And They’ll Take An Hour Manager: "Ma'am, we open at eight." Customer: "Someone let me in earl...
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Read Back in high school I had a class mate who was a big brain. He was chill about it, the problem is that another g...
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Read The Let Down Caller: "I need my tenants evicted now! They're not paying rent! I need my money!" Me: "Okay, have ...
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Read The Architect Of Customer Shut Downs Customer: "And another thing! You need to have more bathrooms!" Me: "We're ...
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Read Physically Impossible Me: "Due to the lockdowns, they can't be brought in. Our mailing address is PO Box 123 in ...
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Read No Strings Attached… Unfortunately Me: "I bought what was supposed to be a complete and working item. This item ...
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Read Un-Beer-lievable Tenacity Teenager: "You can't do this! I'm sixteen!" Me: "You are, barely. But your friends who...