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Read Grounds For Concern The owner assured me that there was sufficient plumbing to the cold-water piping and pointed...
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Read Aisle Interrupt Their Flow Other Customer: "—Where's the ground garlic?" Me: "Sorry, sir, I am currently helping...
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Read Don’t Question The Slush Fund Customer: "Why was his slushie only 99 cents?" Me: "Oh, well, his store and mine h...
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Read HR-iffic Misunderstanding HR: "Hello, [My Name], thank you for making time for me today. I would like to discuss...
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Read Checking Out In Lane Terrible Two Cashier: *Handing over receipt.* "I love how calm you're being. I've seen a lo...
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Read Scholastic Hysteric My mom grew up dirt-poor, so I try to give her some grace when she complains about money or ...
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Read Yvonne Gone Girl The next night, same thing. He'd demand to speak to Yvonne, Mom would tell him he had the wrong...
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Read Google Platinum: Now THAT’S Where The Good Search Is At… Me: "Are you using Google Chrome?" Caller: "Nah, I'm ju...
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Read [I was meeting my fianceé’s family who live in Maine. My surname is fairly rare, and rhymes with a rude curse wo...
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Read My brother, parents and I were in Tennessee for my grandma’s funeral. Before the viewing at the church we stoppe...
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Read Just Say ‘Forty-Two’ And Be Done With It Caller: "Hi, can I ask you a question?" Me: "You sure can, go ahead?" C...
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Read [I had scheduled to get my windshield replaced on Saturday because I’d gotten too many chips in it. On Friday ev...
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Read A few years ago, I was in Manchester preparing for an important exam. Our study group was trying to revise toget...
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Read Color Me Creeped Out Me: "Hi, welcome to [Fast Food] place. What can I—" Customer: "Are you Lebanese? Because I ...
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Read I went to a private school for middle and high school. It was set up so that the seniors would plan all of the m...
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Read I was checking out when the cashier commented on my purchase. “Bruchtal. Nice.” Seeing my puzzled look, he point...
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Read But I Would Drive Five Thousand Miles, And I Would Drive Five Thousand More Me: "Take me to the airport." Taxi D...
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Read The Mall Is An Existential Threat Customer: "But if I'm in the mall, that means I can shop." Me: "Not at midnigh...
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Read Dog Gone It I'm a night auditor at a pet-friendly hotel. A woman comes down from her room in the middle of the n...
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Read A Dollar Debate Coworker: *Ringing me up.* "It'll probably be even more on sale tomorrow. You could wait and sav...