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  • Taxing Faxing, Part 45

    Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45 I used to work in a copy shop/post office in the early 2000s. Customer: "Your fax machine...

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    Read My brother is a manager at a service station, and they have magpies who like to nest outside the store, these bi...

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    Read I own a small computer store. I have told a few stories from my interesting assortment of customers on here befo...

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    Read I got laid off from my job at a call center to be replaced by an AI. Supposedly the AI was supposed to reduce ca...

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    Read I have this friend who always likes to crack jokes and be funny. Once he and his wife had a couple of friends vi...

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    Read So my Sister and her family visited me in Berlin one Summer and one of her little girls (around 5-6 years old at...

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    Read (This company works on site a lot. It’s not so hard as being on an oil platform in the North Sea for months on e...

  • Catch A Flight Or A Cold

    Read Catch A Flight Or A Cold A customer who booked a flight and hotel package with us called us fifteen minutes afte...

  • To B-12, Or Not To B-12

    Read To B-12, Or Not To B-12 Our store is doing a buy one get one free on vitamins. Customer: "You only have one bott...

  • A Real Debbie Downer

    Read A Real Debbie Downer One busy Saturday, the manager sent me to cover for Debbie while she was on lunch break. An...

  • The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 38

    Read The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 38 Customer: "Why is it charging me $100?" Me: "You said you wanted $10...

  • Let Sleeping PCs Lie

    Read Let Sleeping PCs Lie I worked tech support in the mid-nineties. Someone in HR phoned us: HR Employee: "My PC has...

  • What The Craic?!

    Read What The Craic?! A customer is holding some novelty 'Irish Accent Mouth Spray'. Customer: "Does this actually wo...

  • About To Have A Root Awakening

    Read About To Have A Root Awakening New Hire: "Why is there so much dirt in the lettuce?" Me: "They come direct from ...

  • Furniture Suite Before The Operating Suite

    Read Furniture Suite Before The Operating Suite Customer: "Can you please hurry?" Me: "Our guys are going as fast as ...

  • Dropped Coverage

    Read Dropped Coverage The store was clamping down on hours and got on your a** if you went over your prescribed shift...

  • British Colombia

    Read British Colombia I was happily working away down the produce section of the supermarket I worked in when I overh...

  • It’s Like If Wishing For More Wishes Was A Form

    Read It’s Like If Wishing For More Wishes Was A Form Me: "The difference in price for the expedited delivery would be...

  • Steaks On A Plane

    Read Steaks On A Plane Expenses Guy: "Meals will only be provided during actual business travel, and that travel to a...

  • Illuminating The Candy Aisle

    Read Illuminating The Candy Aisle At the grocery store, we had the following conversation: Me: "I am definitely cravi...