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  • Uh… What?

    Read Uh… What? I'm working the intake desk at the hospital ER. A guy walks up wearing a raccoon onesie/hoodie. He has...

  • Untitled

    Read During lunch, I’ve started to ask my friend if I can have her snacks, as she doesn’t eat them, and I like junk f...

  • Ballpark Answer

    Read Ballpark Answer Now, mind you, the uniform is black. I am wearing a chiffon printed shirt from Hot Topic with a ...

  • Untitled

    Read One morning at about eight AM our team gets an (expected) email for new software. I’m personally pretty excited ...

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    Read Two years ago, owls nested right in the middle of my city, and gained a small amount of fame. The building liter...

  • That’s A Load Of Baloney

    Read That’s A Load Of Baloney Customer: *Looking surly.* "Is your meat halal?" Me: "Unfortunately, we're not halal, s...

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    Read I worked for a while in the Delay Department of a rail company in the UK. At the time the company ran the East C...

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    Read One of my first jobs after law school was a contract-to-hire position for a real estate litigation firm. It was ...

  • Weight A Minute…

    Read Weight A Minute… Customer: "Now, I want everything in one bag, but I don't want the bag to be heavy." Me: "Uh…" ...

  • Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 6

    Read Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 6 Customer: "If the store's not open yet, why is the door open?" Me: "...

  • The Joke Didn’t Register

    Read The Joke Didn’t Register I was shopping in the local Walmart, and the customer being checked out in one lane ove...

  • Disk-Connected From Reality

    Read Disk-Connected From Reality Coworker: "I had a boss who got angry one morning because he thought he'd saved the ...

  • A Wee Bit Of Exaggeration

    Read A Wee Bit Of Exaggeration I open the store at 6 AM. I go to the back for thirty seconds to get a new batch of Na...

  • Mark My Words

    Read Mark My Words I was working as a lab tech before grad school. I put in my two weeks' notice, and the principal i...

  • QR Code Red

    Read QR Code Red Me: "Okay, sir, there are three QR codes taped up on the glass there. The first one is for the onlin...

  • Board To Be Wild

    Read Board To Be Wild However, the whiteboards were stacked in the hallway for the first few months. We were under ex...

  • Losing Your Business Implies We Wanted It In The First Place

    Read Losing Your Business Implies We Wanted It In The First Place Customer: "I drove here yesterday, and you were clo...

  • Grounds For Concern

    Read Grounds For Concern The owner assured me that there was sufficient plumbing to the cold-water piping and pointed...

  • Aisle Interrupt Their Flow

    Read Aisle Interrupt Their Flow Other Customer: "—Where's the ground garlic?" Me: "Sorry, sir, I am currently helping...

  • Don’t Question The Slush Fund

    Read Don’t Question The Slush Fund Customer: "Why was his slushie only 99 cents?" Me: "Oh, well, his store and mine h...