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Read Hawaiian Aunties Are Not To Be Messed With Cashier: "Sorry, but no. This is her play, this is her scam. She come...
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Read That’s The Floor Price Customer: "I want the £1.99 a box of laminate flooring." Me: "That price is per square me...
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Read The Sinner’s Queue: Abandon All Urgency, Ye Who Enter Here Client: "Contacts are exactly how I want them now, pl...
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Read Nut For Human Consumption We're at a family cookout. One of my cousins is on a health kick, and everything she e...
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Read A League Of Her Own Seated right behind us was a little girl, I'd guess in the five-to-seven age range, with her...
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Read We Do Not Support This Behavior Caller: "Hi, I have a problem with my Galaxy S26." Me: "Sorry, but this is a sup...
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Read I’d lived here for a few years when my doorbell rang. When I answered the door there was a nice young man, my fi...
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Read My wife is from Asia and meeting me (Hispanic and in Texas), seeing the news reports and the population of Texas...
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Read When I first started dating the woman that I eventually married, we made a point of introducing each other to th...
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Read I’m watching a movie with my husband when I notice him making unusual faces. Me: Something wrong? Husband: I can...
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Read I am sitting at the bar while on my break, eating my lunch. A regular customer, who is usually pretty condescend...
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Read Preface: A couple of week before the story I am about to tell, my boss asked me to go visit a company which want...
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Read Red Bull For The Red Eye One night as I'm closing the gate to the store, a customer runs up. Customer: "Please! ...
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Read Livestreaming Versus Lifesaving I lay her down into the recovery position and call my manager over the radio. I'...
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Read The Dishwasher Is Clean One day, I got there way outside of opening hours to pick up my jacket, and I found Simo...
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Read The Art Of Wife-Generated Shopping Lists Customer: "I need some artsy fartsy sweetener." Me: "I'm sorry, some… w...
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Read High GI, Low IQ A coworker is taking a break near the store's cafeteria. A customer seems to take offense to thi...
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Read Don’t Look Backup In Anger I was a new tech support worker. A customer called in angry, making demands and threa...
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Read Creating A Little Monster My five-year-old son runs into my bedroom and says to my wife and me: Son: "There's a ...
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Read Hi-Jacking The Forum Friend: "Your moderator BANNED ME! All I did was say hi and now I can't get in!" Me: "Well,...