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    Read I was working for one of those fly-by-night ‘independent delivery services’ used by Amazon. Initially things see...

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    Read (I’m following a guided tour for a church that has become very famous for having a selfie mirror.) Guide: “As yo...

  • You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve…

    Read You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve… I work in a small takeout place. A customer has just informed me that th...

  • The Tail End Of The Conversation

    Read The Tail End Of The Conversation I was working at a pet shop waaaay back in the nineties. Some older lady came i...

  • Asking Is Executive Function

    Read Asking Is Executive Function I found myself in a situation where both my boss and my boss's boss were out of the...

  • For Whom The Bell Trolls

    Read For Whom The Bell Trolls The counter at my store has a sign stating to ring the bell once for assistance. A cust...

  • They Totally Mismanaged That, Part 3

    Read They Totally Mismanaged That, Part 3 Manager: "You're fired." Me: "Huh?" Manager: "Don't act surprised. Like you...

  • Tablets, Tantrums, And Trespassing

    Read Tablets, Tantrums, And Trespassing I'm on my break in the store's breakroom. I'm checking social media on my tab...

  • A Dash Of Salt, A Heap Of Nerve

    Read A Dash Of Salt, A Heap Of Nerve Passenger: "You know, ordering alcohol for delivery is a sign of alcoholism." Me...

  • One Door Closes… And That’s It, Part 2

    Read One Door Closes… And That’s It, Part 2 Customer: "Let me through!" Coworker: "We close at 9 PM, ma'am." Customer...

  • Mop It Like It’s Hot

    Read Mop It Like It’s Hot Possessing an adequately functioning brain, I knew not to mop with a tainted mop and procee...

  • On The Rocky Road To Womanhood

    Read On The Rocky Road To Womanhood Customer: "This… this is all awful!" Me: "Haha, it's not great." Customer: "All w...

  • Waiting A Long Time On Lady Luck

    Read Waiting A Long Time On Lady Luck Owner: "So I need you to operate a second register for normal groceries all mor...

  • Will Need To Lie Down After This…

    Read Will Need To Lie Down After This… User: "The work email isn't working!" Me: "When you say not working, is it—" U...

  • Baby’s First Health Code Violation

    Read Baby’s First Health Code Violation Me: "Ma'am, we do have baby changing facilities on the premises!" Mother: "Th...

  • This Conversation Is Going South, Part 2

    Read This Conversation Is Going South, Part 2 Me: "Wow, did you know that from Detroit, you'd need to drive SOUTH to ...

  • Grill Seekers

    Read Grill Seekers A group of my closest friends and I decided to have a braai (South African barbecue) shortly after...

  • Footing The Wrong Question

    Read Footing The Wrong Question Customer: "How many yards in a foot?" Me: "Uh… a third?" Customer: "Huh?" Read Footin...

  • Untitled

    Read Im cashing out a lady at the Grocery Store I work at. Towards the end of the transaction she she mentions that t...

  • Pebble Without A Cause

    Read Pebble Without A Cause I'm a middle school teacher. One day during class, a kid removes his shoe and dumps a pun...