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Read I was working for one of those fly-by-night ‘independent delivery services’ used by Amazon. Initially things see...
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Read (I’m following a guided tour for a church that has become very famous for having a selfie mirror.) Guide: “As yo...
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Read You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve… I work in a small takeout place. A customer has just informed me that th...
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Read The Tail End Of The Conversation I was working at a pet shop waaaay back in the nineties. Some older lady came i...
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Read Asking Is Executive Function I found myself in a situation where both my boss and my boss's boss were out of the...
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Read For Whom The Bell Trolls The counter at my store has a sign stating to ring the bell once for assistance. A cust...
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Read They Totally Mismanaged That, Part 3 Manager: "You're fired." Me: "Huh?" Manager: "Don't act surprised. Like you...
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Read Tablets, Tantrums, And Trespassing I'm on my break in the store's breakroom. I'm checking social media on my tab...
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Read A Dash Of Salt, A Heap Of Nerve Passenger: "You know, ordering alcohol for delivery is a sign of alcoholism." Me...
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Read One Door Closes… And That’s It, Part 2 Customer: "Let me through!" Coworker: "We close at 9 PM, ma'am." Customer...
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Read Mop It Like It’s Hot Possessing an adequately functioning brain, I knew not to mop with a tainted mop and procee...
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Read On The Rocky Road To Womanhood Customer: "This… this is all awful!" Me: "Haha, it's not great." Customer: "All w...
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Read Waiting A Long Time On Lady Luck Owner: "So I need you to operate a second register for normal groceries all mor...
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Read Will Need To Lie Down After This… User: "The work email isn't working!" Me: "When you say not working, is it—" U...
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Read Baby’s First Health Code Violation Me: "Ma'am, we do have baby changing facilities on the premises!" Mother: "Th...
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Read This Conversation Is Going South, Part 2 Me: "Wow, did you know that from Detroit, you'd need to drive SOUTH to ...
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Read Grill Seekers A group of my closest friends and I decided to have a braai (South African barbecue) shortly after...
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Read Footing The Wrong Question Customer: "How many yards in a foot?" Me: "Uh… a third?" Customer: "Huh?" Read Footin...
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Read Im cashing out a lady at the Grocery Store I work at. Towards the end of the transaction she she mentions that t...
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Read Pebble Without A Cause I'm a middle school teacher. One day during class, a kid removes his shoe and dumps a pun...