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Read Failing The Screen Test Customer: "I opened my new phone last night, and the screen was broken out of the box!" ...
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Read These Expectations Are Wild! Caller: "So, this animal hike thing. Why do they call it a hike?" Me: "Uh, as it sa...
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Read One Internet, Please! The president and owner of a trucking company is an old guy in his seventies. He grew the ...
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Read The Wheels Came Off Before the Ride Began Me: "Okay, can I get a credit card on file to book the ride?" Customer...
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Read In Need Of Some Retail Therapy Husband: "Oh, I thought you might want to spend the day with your grandchildren."...
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Read Straight Outta Pompton I was walking my new dog through a park in my neighborhood. He had his shots, and it was ...
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Read That Kind Of Behavior Really Takes The Cake Customer: "And let me see this vanilla cupcake here." The worker pul...
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Read Smoke alarm goes off in restaurant. Owner comes out, frantically flapping a tea towel to try and dissipate the o...
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Read The New Boss Came With Factory Settings Boss: "What? You'll just do nothing?" Me: "Not nothing. I will rest." Bo...
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Read My grandmother is 85 years old. She’s great with technology in some ways, terrible in others. She recently neede...
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Read When I was very young, in the 1960’s, my parents used to gather mushrooms. They’d go out to the woods together a...
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Read Hey, Extra Protein, Right? As I'm dropping it, I notice a fly floating in her wine. I am 100% certain that this ...
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Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and s...
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Read The year is 2010, and I am a ten-year-old boy. Owing to most of my peer group being of the mind that blood and s...
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Read Someone Needs To Pour Some Smart Water Over Them Customer: "So does this little tree seriously grow lemons?" Me:...
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Read I am an admin on a construction site with several contractors, all in a line of trailers with large banners on t...
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Read Got Their Brain In A Half Price Sale Customer: "These are marked as two for a dollar. Can I get one for fifty ce...
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Read If It Was ‘Worf, Son Of Mogh’, They’d Better Have Prune Juice! During San Diego Comic-Con, I work at a Starbucks...
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Read I Need A Color In This Area-ola Woman: "Hi, I need a [brand] nail polish in pink." Employee: "Of course. Can you...
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Read Not The Strongest Character Warehouseman: "Hey, [New Apprentice], I need you to clean up some of the cardboard b...