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  • Selective Hearing Gets Selective Service

    Read Selective Hearing Gets Selective Service Cashier: "You're not listening to me, sir. I'm trying to help you, but ...

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    Read Im the author of https://notalwaysright.com/why-do-you-need-to-know-lady/368090/ and wanted to Share another int...

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    Read 40 years ago I was moving from Boise to Seattle, hauling most of my possesssions in a trailer behind a Volkwagen...

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    Read *I have a pocket knife that I carry around. At one point, I had on some pants with pockets that were shallower t...

  • When Clients Fly Off The Wall

    Read When Clients Fly Off The Wall I had to very slowly explain that I was IT and not a general contractor or electri...

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    Read I saved up my PTO for a quartet of years in order to take a 2 month vacation in Europe. When I got back I found ...

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    Read I go into the break room for my break, and a few of my coworkers are there as well. [Coworker 1] is spreading so...

  • Canned Goods, And Not-So-Goods

    Read Canned Goods, And Not-So-Goods Customer: "I'm looking for the cans that have the longest use-by dates! I don't l...

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    Read My wife and I are close with my family, to the point that we have never needed a babysitter we weren’t related t...

  • Dongle Trouble

    Read Dongle Trouble Coworker: "[Manager], can you come and help me with my customer?" Manager: "I know it's your firs...

  • Your Choices Are 200 MPH Or Tomorrow Morning

    Read Your Choices Are 200 MPH Or Tomorrow Morning Caller: "Hi! I was there earlier, and I think I left my wallet ther...

  • “You’ve Got To” Be Kidding Me

    Read “You’ve Got To” Be Kidding Me I put it through the till and asked for the £30. Customer: "It's only £5." I expla...

  • Trains, Bars, And Automobiles

    Read Trains, Bars, And Automobiles Agent: "So this first place is great for young people!" We get to the house, and t...

  • Upon Further Reflection…

    Read Upon Further Reflection… Sometime in the previous millennium, I worked in a store that produced custom neon sign...

  • A Criminal Lack Of Baggage

    Read A Criminal Lack Of Baggage Me: "Hi! I'm told to wait here, as someone will be along shortly with the lost backpa...

  • Read My Shirt And My Rights

    Read Read My Shirt And My Rights A car pulls into the parking space directly next to mine, but I don't pay it any att...

  • Salty Fresh Out of Luck

    Read Salty Fresh Out of Luck Customer: "I want four [Combo Meals], and the fries in all of them need to be salt-free!...

  • 29 Days Later…

    Read 29 Days Later… ISP Employee: "Hmm, I see here that we tried to contact you several times." Me: "I don't have any...

  • The Wheat-End Starts Here

    Read The Wheat-End Starts Here A couple of weeks ago, our restaurant served a customer who told us over and over agai...

  • Oh, You’re Asking For It!

    Read Oh, You’re Asking For It! A few years ago, I took a customer service job and my boss, Shirley, was the laziest, ...