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  • Looney Tunes Logic

    Read Looney Tunes Logic At the talent show’s first rehearsal, the director and everyone else associated with the show...

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    Read This is going to sound unbelievable but I promise you it is 100% real. This is the story about the worst custome...

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    Read I am have been living with my boyfriend for almost two years. He is loving, kind and very clever, but he was nev...

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    Read I recently moved in a new construction home in New Clacton. Beautiful house, nice street and really crumby neigh...

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    Read My wife is shopping in a department store so I am keeping our 16month daughter entertained by the toys, aka stan...

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    Read I’m a volunteer moderator for an online server where the staff get along well together and we often banter windi...

  • Offline And Off The Clock

    Read Offline And Off The Clock Customer: "Why are you closing at four? Your website says you are open until six!" Me:...

  • An Ugly Side Of Society Is Still Being Unmasked

    Read An Ugly Side Of Society Is Still Being Unmasked Customer: "Why the f*** are you still wearing a mask?! It's 2026...

  • Echo-thentication

    Read Echo-thentication Bank Representative: "We are texting a code to your phone. Please read me the seven digits in ...

  • Cart-ma

    Read Cart-ma Sign: "Shopping carts are the ultimate litmus test for a good person or a bad person. There’s no reward ...

  • How To Push Someone’s Buttons

    Read How To Push Someone’s Buttons Customer: "These buttons on this shirt are too buttony. You need to give me 15% of...

  • He Said, She Said

    Read He Said, She Said Me: "Okay, that's fine, but I need to talk to her. Let's call her again or give me her number,...

  • An Old-y But A Gold-y

    Read An Old-y But A Gold-y Daughter: "What letter is this?" Me: "Y." Read An Old-y But A Gold-y

  • Horseshoe Crap Has Entered The Chat

    Read Horseshoe Crap Has Entered The Chat Friend: "If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" Other...

  • What Kind Of Neighborhood Do You Think This Is?!

    Read What Kind Of Neighborhood Do You Think This Is?! New Resident: "I can't change the photo and video release conse...

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    Read So I’m calling into customer service for a banking or health thing, and the representative goes through the iden...

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    Read I’m on a Bronx bound 1 train in the NYC Subway headed for Van Courtland Park. The line is a local, and it’s two ...

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    Read I (late 30s) deliver for a popular app for some extra cash here and there. One night, my sister (early 30s) aske...

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    Read Years ago, I was addicted to the TV show “Lost”. It was appointment television for me. A co-worker friend, Andy,...

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    Read I was working for one of those fly-by-night ‘independent delivery services’ used by Amazon. Initially things see...