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  • Pocket Full Of Regret

    Read Pocket Full Of Regret Customer: "I'll be right back. I just want to take this call outside, but my jacket is on ...

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    Read The coffee shop I like to go to has four-person tables on a very spacious outdoor patio, with lots of room betwe...

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    Read Author of this story and the related ones again. https://notalwaysright.com/pops-just-makes-you-want-to-pop/3615...

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    Read I work at the front desk of a hotel. We have a phone with a wireless headset, which makes it much easier to hand...

  • Off The Clock And Off The Hook

    Read Off The Clock And Off The Hook Customer: "Are there any other checkouts?" Me: "No." And I continued walking. The...

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    Read My mother just applied for food stamps, as we currently have no income. We got approved rather quickly. Problem ...

  • Walking Out With A Hole Lot Of Nothing

    Read Walking Out With A Hole Lot Of Nothing Customer: "I want bagels." Me: "We have fresh-baked bagels in the bakery,...

  • Very Uncool, People. Very Uncool…

    Read Very Uncool, People. Very Uncool… An older couple wanders over, and the wife says to a sixteen-year-old cashier:...

  • Drinking Those Holy Grounds

    Read Drinking Those Holy Grounds Customer: "It's a shame you have to work on the Lord's Day." Before I can respond, h...

  • The Fast Track Home

    Read The Fast Track Home I've been working in this office for a month now. My boss was firm but seemed fair. He gives...

  • Shooting Pictures Not Shots

    Read Shooting Pictures Not Shots Me: "I'm gonna need to see some ID first." Customer: *Shows me a picture of their ID...

  • Bugle Call For Sanitizer

    Read Bugle Call For Sanitizer Customer: "Why are you doing that?! Oh my god, do you think I'm gross?!" Me: *Trying to...

  • Rules Go Up In Smoke

    Read Rules Go Up In Smoke Me: "So I'm not allowed to be around people who smoke?" Dad: "Yeah, that's right. You're a ...

  • Speedy To Anger

    Read Speedy To Anger Woman: "You got some disrespect issues?" Me: "No, do you?" Woman: "You think it’s okay to come f...

  • Sodammelier

    Read Sodammelier Customer: "Can I have a Diet Coke?" I brought her a glass. I come back a few minutes later. Customer...

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    Read My parents divorced when I was very young, and my father stayed single for quite a long time (my mother, on the ...

  • Looney Tunes Logic

    Read Looney Tunes Logic At the talent show’s first rehearsal, the director and everyone else associated with the show...

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    Read This is going to sound unbelievable but I promise you it is 100% real. This is the story about the worst custome...

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    Read I am have been living with my boyfriend for almost two years. He is loving, kind and very clever, but he was nev...

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    Read I recently moved in a new construction home in New Clacton. Beautiful house, nice street and really crumby neigh...