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Read Fantastic Beasts And When To Find Them Dad: "What time do the bears usually come out, because my children want t...
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Read A Lack Of Roll Models Shortly after starting there, I noticed that either my female coworker or I are the only o...
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Read The Login And Short Of It A customer signed up and got a store credit for signing up their relative as well. I a...
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Read Puff Justice We only got one fifteen-minute break once per shift, and they decided at one point they were no lon...
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Read Baa Bye! She settles down and tries to bottle feed the same lamb, but the lamb isn't interested and trots away. ...
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Read A Dry Sense Of Humor Manager: "Whoever put that sticker on the hand drier in the men's loo, very funny. You're a...
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Read H₂-Oh, Shut Up Nigel A table of three people is ordering. The first customer hits me with: Customer: "Can I get ...
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Read Putting The Partner On Trial I got paired with a newly made partner for my very first presentation who was very ...
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Read Conspiraception Me: "Oh, great. [New Hire], that old guy walking in right now with the sneer on his face. That's...
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Read We Say Takeaway But We Mean Go Away Me: "Just to let you know, it's takeaway only." Customer: "I want to sit dow...
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Read That’s One Cold Boss Me: "I have a really bad cold, so I'm gonna take the day off." Boss: "You can't just take a...
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Read Putting The Coat Before The Cart Customer: "There are no carts inside." Me: "I'll go and get some." I walked int...
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Read Let Them Eat Cake… And Ice Cream! Cousin: "I want ice cream!" Aunt: "No, you can't have ice cream. You already h...
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Read Double Dutch Or Nothing Our neighbours are Dutch and moved in a few years after we bought the house. Then they h...
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Read Insincerely Yours, The Cashier Me: "Hi! How are you? Did you find everything you needed today?" Customer: "Why d...
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Read I work in the assessment department of a property tax center. A coworker in the litigation department received a...
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Read A Burning Question A couple comes in looking for some over-the-counter medication for stomach symptoms. I point ...
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Read It’s my husband’s cousin’s wedding and the first time I’ve been out since having my son a month ago. As my husba...
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Read I was standing at self-checkout, and had one customer flag me over to remove an item that accidentally got scann...
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Read In Tech Support This Is Par For The Course We send a tech, who arrives about ninety minutes later. He traces the...