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Read South Afri-can I Get Some Sleep Lady #1: "We saw your dinner menu and decided to try it." Lady #2: "Yeah, but we...
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Read Car-tastrophe Caller: "I need to have my car lifted, please ASAP! I'm in a Walmart parking lot on this road and ...
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Read Can See-Through Your Shenanigans Young Guy: "Uh… hi. I was sent over here to get the transparent acetate job?" M...
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Read A Pencil-Thin Defense Me: "Excuse me, but you can't do that." Customer: "Oh, it's okay. This is a hack we saw on...
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Read A Complete Shirt Storm My company has just purchased hundreds of new polos for our office employees, and making ...
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Read Two Trucks, Zero Lessons A few weeks ago, one of the security guys brought one of the trucks up to the parking s...
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Read Supplementary Questions Customer: *Holds out a group of supplements.* "I need to see an endocrinologist, and wan...
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Read On Call, On Cue In the early 2000s, I used to work for an IT support company, managing the newbies. One of them ...
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Read Great Minds Mock Alike I saw a woman walk up to my manager and just shout: Customer: "Shoes!" Manager: *Zero hes...
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Read Thirst Aid Kit Boss: "Why does she have water?" Me: "She has a medical condition. I told her it was fine. I appr...
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Read Not Quite A Gem Of A Conversation Customer: "Can I look at [item] from that case?" Me: "No, ma'am, unfortunately...
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Read That Request Is Just Plane Crazy I overhear this gem as a woman walks into the store and jumps the line, speakin...
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Read PowerPointless Leadership Our office manager is responsible for presenting the financial report to the whole tea...
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Read Safe To Say He Was Broke I am selling a safe, worth about $2,000 new, on an online marketplace. It's listed for ...
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Read Bark Side Of The Moon Son: *In doorway.* "Dad! Do you think this stuff up beforehand or something?" Me: "No, all...
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Read You, Sir, Are Myth Taken Guy: "So, you work at the movie theater?" Host: "Yeah. I've always loved the movies, so...
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Read Curb Your Entitlement, Part 2 Customer: "Why are there no open slots?!" Me: "We're very busy this morning, as yo...
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Read I work for an ad agency and I recently traveled to a three-day conference at a resort hotel. I was there with my...
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Read Hungry Hungry HIPAA Caller: "I need to know my medical results." Me: "May I please have your name, date of birth...
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Read I work on the floor at an electronics store. I’ve tried to stay on good terms with everyone else I might run int...